The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
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<SKB> inb4 not funny
<harps> why did you do that for?
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<harps> theres like 10 funny things max in that quotes thread
<harps> and im sure jamz posted like 6 of them

Errbody loves jamz.
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(03 Jul 12, 04:24AM)Undead Wrote:
(02 Jul 12, 09:42PM)[email protected] Wrote:
(19 Feb 12, 11:39AM)Undead Wrote: Undead Posted on 30-04-2010 12:13

i hate desert3 but yeah.

can you please not post fake quotes
http://one.zeelot.webfactional.com/forum...ad_id=2625

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(03 Jul 12, 07:36PM)[email protected] Wrote:
(03 Jul 12, 04:24AM)Undead Wrote:
(02 Jul 12, 09:42PM)[email protected] Wrote:
(19 Feb 12, 11:39AM)Undead Wrote: Undead Posted on 30-04-2010 12:13

i hate desert3 but yeah.

can you please not post fake quotes
http://one.zeelot.webfactional.com/forum...ad_id=2625

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<Phantom> lol
<ShadowFlameZ> lol.
<Eclipse_> lol
<Phantom> lol
<OpTic> lol
<applecake> lol
<Phantom> lol
<applecake> lol
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<Descartes> lol
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wat.
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I know quoting yourself is frowned upon but...

Nightmare Wrote:$500 on UK
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(04 Jul 12, 10:58PM)Edward Wrote: I am the silent majority
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(08 Jul 12, 05:36PM)PiToN Wrote: Todos se sentem ofendidos com estes posts, O MESMO DEVERIA SER PROIBIDO DE POSTAR....
Presidente de que ??? BRASIL ???

Cara sem noção, o pior de tudo, é que ainda tem pessoas acreditam na lista, Heyy galera acordem esta lista nao tem credibilidade nenhum !

Mas se é p/ RIR... (kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)
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18:25 <Purple-KyR> im not insulting, im telling you guys that you guys are acting bad
18:26 <Purple-KyR> the one that insults its lucky <ilucky>: annoying cocky little slut
18:26 <Purple-KyR> he should get blacklisted for bad attuide.
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<21:46:19> "OpTic": why do you always sound like you want tp play with my penis every time you refer to me
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<06:35:22>  "SONIC" was banned for 3 minutes from the server by Woop Clan (You received too many complaints)
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(11 Jul 12, 12:20AM)XKluTcHM0nSt3RX Wrote: Dude I was one of the best quickscopers there was on AC. I have been playing for about 2 years now. Are you retarded?
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Quote:21:13 <dead> i dont cheat, i just use it for fun


^ Jg99
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I don't know why I'm not surprised.
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(11 Jul 12, 01:13AM)Misty Wrote:
Quote:21:13 <dead> i dont cheat, i just use it for fun


^ Jg99

stop fake quoting also, i have jg99.h4x04.gamesurge cause i feel like it, i dont hack ac, never have, never will
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(11 Jul 12, 04:19AM)Jg99 Wrote: stop fake quoting

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<20:34:33> "Purple": only3 can beat w00p now im in only3
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[05:16] Hosta Shieldy , K4Z <3
[05:16] Hosta Takkunen
[05:16] kaz-aka-Taylor hi
[05:16] Shieldybear-aka-Kevin
[05:16] Hosta Yopa
[05:16] Takkunen hey hosta
[05:16] Hosta Shieldwhy so sad
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[05:16] Takkunen his dick wont get hard
[05:16] Shieldybear-aka-Kevin you were at BoB not here
[05:16] Hosta ye I thought I was here
[05:16] Hosta (:
[05:17] Hosta Now I'm here Shield be happy or I fuck your doggy doggy
[05:17] Shieldybear-aka-Kevin i cried a little bit
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[05:18] Takkunen dafuq hotsa.
[05:18] Hosta lol Takk
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(12 Jul 12, 08:54AM)X-Ray_Dog Wrote: [Image: b7kwew.jpg]

I keel you.
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<3 Cream_Pi
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oh geez ronald_reagan is going to change this to Assault Cube XXX Quotes
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(13 Jul 12, 12:08AM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote: <3 Cream_Pi
You're doing it wrong - Cream_Pi_ silly!
Goes with blueberry_Pi :>
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(13 Jul 12, 12:08AM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote: <3 Cream_Pi
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And the team:
blueberry_cream_pie


(13 Jul 12, 12:26AM)Pi_Halo Wrote: oh geez ronald_reagan is going to change this to Assault Cube XXX Quotes

Anyways, I was thinking about this
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No need for you to post a picture of what you are talking about, I realize.
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I always thought Boston Cream Pie was a funny name for a pornstar from Massachusetts but I could never quite work it into a joke.
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[06:53.18] <+Descartes> hello undead
[06:53.39] <+Bigbaddy> lol
[06:53.54] <+Jg99_> im not undead
[06:54.00] <+Jg99_> whois me
[06:54.09] * Jg99_ ([email protected]) Quit (Registered)
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[06:54.09] * *.GameSurge.net sets mode +v Jg99_ for #PBClan
[06:54.11] <+Jg99_> whois me
[06:54.17] <+Jg99_> im authed to Jg99
[06:54.18] <+Descartes> nah
[06:54.21] <+Descartes> you're undead
[06:54.27] <+Descartes> hi undead
[06:54.36] <+Jg99_> no look again, i just authed, and  i have a usa ip dumbass
[06:54.40] <+Descartes> nah
[06:54.41] <+Descartes> you're undead
[06:54.43] <+Descartes> hi undead
[06:54.54] <+Jg99_> im not undead, idiot
[06:54.57] <+Descartes> ok
[06:54.58] <+Descartes> prove it
[06:55.01] <+Jg99_> match my ip with tyd whitelist
[06:55.03] <+Descartes> who was the best 0.93 player
[06:55.11] <+Jg99_> dude, i didnt play ac .93
[06:55.15] <+Descartes> yeah you're undead
[06:55.18] <+Descartes> hi undead
[06:55.18] <+Jg99_> i came in ver 1.1.0.4
[06:55.22] <+Jg99_> IM NOT UNDEAD FUCKTARD
[06:55.23] <+Descartes> yeah you're undead
[06:55.24] <+Descartes> hi undead
[06:55.29] <+Bigbaddy> hai
[06:55.31] <+Jg99_> im not undead
[06:55.36] <+Descartes> yes you are lol
[06:55.37] <+Descartes> why deny it
[06:56.02] <+Jg99_> dude, shut the fuck up, i have a USA IP, undead is australian
[06:56.07] <+Descartes> no?
[06:56.13] <+Misty-Pisty> lol he was prolly trolling you
[06:56.16] <+Misty-Pisty> when he said that
[06:56.20] <+Misty-Pisty> he's american
[06:56.21] <+Descartes> no
[06:56.22] <+Descartes> hes undead
[06:56.22] <+Descartes> lol
[06:56.25] <+Descartes> NO HES UNDEAD
[06:56.26] <+Jg99_> match my ip with tyd whitelist
[06:56.27] <+Takkunen> hey undead
[06:56.28] <+Jg99_> match my ip with tyd whitelist
[06:56.29] <+Jg99_> match my ip with tyd whitelist
[06:56.29] <+Jg99_> match my ip with tyd whitelist
[06:56.35] <+Descartes> which whitelist
[06:56.38] <+Descartes> ?
[06:56.44] <+Jg99_> blacklist.tearyoudown.com/nicknameblacklist.cfg
[06:56.45] <+Misty-Pisty> theres 4
[06:56.50] <+Descartes> i dont trust that site
[06:56.56] <+Misty-Pisty> blacklist? then it is undead
[06:56.57] <+Jg99_> IT IS ME DUMFUCK
[06:56.58] <+Descartes> it might be a hacker site?
[06:57.06] <+Jg99_> IT IS ME DUMBFUCK
[06:57.09] <+Descartes> yeah see even misty knows its you undead
[06:57.21] <+Bigbaddy> hai
[06:57.32] <+Misty-Pisty> got here just in time Bigbaddy
[06:57.36] <+Misty-Pisty> undead's trying to troll us
[06:57.40] <+Bigbaddy> ikr
[06:57.40] <+Misty-Pisty> pretty funny
[06:57.41] <+Jg99_> i am not undead, im logged in to jg99, he doesnt know my password
[06:57.43] <+Descartes> ye lol
[06:57.45] <+Descartes> so bad at it
[06:57.49] <+Descartes> go away undead
[06:57.51] <+Jg99_> type /whois Jg99_
[06:58.09] <+Jg99_> undead can go suck his own dick
[06:58.09] <+Misty-Pisty> lol we know its you undead
[06:58.11] <+Bigbaddy> go away undead , plz
[06:58.12] <+Misty-Pisty> why would we?
[06:58.12] <+Jg99_> undead can go suck his own dick
[06:58.18] <+Jg99_> im not undead
[06:58.18] <+Takkunen>     Jg99_ ([email protected])
[06:58.21] <+Descartes> Jg99_ is [email protected] * carlos
[06:58.22] <+Descartes> Jg99_ on @#one-private @#one-chat @#oc-chat +#HyPE +#ACtv #pbclan
[06:58.22] <+Descartes> Jg99_ using *.GameSurge.net The GameSurge IRC Network
[06:58.22] <+Descartes> Jg99_ is logged in as zUndead
[06:58.22] <+Descartes> Jg99_ End of /WHOIS list.
[06:58.23] <+Takkunen> don't lie
[06:58.27] <+Jg99_> dont fucking lie
[06:58.28] <+Jg99_> Jg99_ is [email protected] * ...
[06:58.29] <+Jg99_> Jg99_ on +#PBClan #XRD #MCclan +#esaclan @#SCRPG @#acaow +#TearYouDown
[06:58.29] <+Jg99_> Jg99_ using Limestone.TX.US.GameSurge.net GameSurge leaf
[06:58.29] <+Jg99_> Jg99_ is logged in as Jg99
[06:58.29] <+Jg99_> Jg99_ is actually [email protected] [184.76.94.19]
[06:58.30] <+Jg99_> Jg99_ has been idle 7secs, signed on Fri Jul 13 18:33:34
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