The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
Quote:<19:44:36> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: Melone
<19:44:42> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: do you have a cock in your mouth?
<19:45:03> ‎"MeL0nE‎"‎: No but I wish I had

Quote:<19:48:45> ‎"MeL0nE‎"‎: Xenon stop trying to be cool, you'll always stay a gaylord
<19:48:50> ‎"Xenon‎"‎: Yea
<19:48:51> ‎"Xenon‎"‎: i agree
<19:48:52> ‎"L0rdzZ‎"‎: agreed
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Quote:<@B}evanzo23> As I stated before
<@B}evanzo23> Harry Potter, the boy who lived
<@B}evanzo23> Y U NO DIE?!?!
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Quote:[16:52] <+kchub> wanna 1v1, i changed some mouse settings
[16:53] <+kchub> u can pley with me castiel
[16:53] <+Castiel> why kchub
[16:53] <+Castiel> You want to get raped?
[16:53] <+kchub> yes, i like penis in my bumbum
[16:53] <+Castiel> :S
[16:53] <+Fate> castiel isnt sure if its still rape
[16:53] <+Fate> if kchub wants it
[16:54] <+kchub> i can pretend i dont want it
[16:54] <+kchub> for the thrills
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Quote:[20:28] <+Huntsman> you a hacker Castiel
[20:29] <+Castiel> ?
[20:33] <+Razta> Oooo castiel naughty
[20:33] <+Castiel> Yes
[20:33] <+Castiel> I hack
[20:33] <+Castiel> So?
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[x.x.x.x] client -WiE-Gaby failed to call a vote: load map 'ac_desert' in mode 'team one shot, one kill' (no permission)
[x.x.x.x] -WiE-Gaby says: 'hahha cant vote -.-'
[x.x.x.x] client -WiE-Gaby failed to call a vote: load map 'ac_desert' in mode 'team one shot, one kill' (no permission)
[x.x.x.x] Slowhand says: '-.-'
[x.x.x.x] Slowhand says: 'the server is trolling us'
[x.x.x.x] -WiE-Gaby says: 'ikr'
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<Toxicchix> i may watch grown ups tonight
<Toxicchix> have some cookies and milf
<NightHawkd> lol milf XD
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http://pastebin.com/PEGJ4a6Z
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[19:18] <@JoeSmith> i need to finsiht eh new site
[19:18] <@lucky_> yes^
[19:18] <@JoeSmith> its alot
[19:18] <@lucky_> no preview?
[19:18] <@lucky_> porn gets so old
[19:18] <@JoeSmith> lol
[19:18] <@lucky_> i need a new way of erection starters
[19:19] <@Fate> lol
[19:19] <+Waffles> smack it around a bit
[19:19] <@lucky_> i cant
[19:19] <@lucky_> it bites my hand
[19:19] <@JoeSmith> lol
[19:19] <+Waffles> does it spit too?
[19:19] <+Waffles> mine just hisses
[19:19] <@lucky_> only when its very happy
[19:19] <@lucky_> idk why but mine always wants me to beat it
[19:20] <@lucky_> it likes abuse ;D
[19:20] <@JoeSmith> fucking gross



Quote:[20:34] <@lucky_> is it bad if seeing rebecca black makes my dick hide inside my body?
[20:34] <+Huntsman> idk
[20:34] <+Huntsman> what dick?
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(20 Jul 11, 07:58PM)Xenon Wrote: http://pastebin.com/PEGJ4a6Z


(20 Jul 11, 07:58PM)Xenon Wrote: http://pastebin.com/PEGJ4a6Z

mels better than you xenon
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[20:20:21] 18<29Undead> american culture is horrible
[20:20:25] 31<Foo>30 yes
[20:20:26] 18<26|oNe|NinjaDave> teach me teach me how to dougie lol
[20:20:28] 18<20SamuraiJack> N***ers are horrible

#HyPe: how to racism
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(19 Jul 11, 03:13PM)jamz Wrote: If you wanted to 'play' this game, you shouldn't have cheated, wankchops.
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<SN1P3B3AST> is there a guy named Brahma here????
<B}ShadowZ> lol
<B}ShadowZ> brahma the AC dev?
<B}ShadowZ> xD
<SN1P3B3AST> idk just aperson named Brahma
<B}ShadowZ> lol
<B}ShadowZ> no
<B}ShadowZ> not at the moment
<SN1P3B3AST> what would his name be on here.
<SN1P3B3AST> ?
<B}ShadowZ> Brahma
<B}ShadowZ> he's not on at the moment
<DES|Cleaner> Brahma
<SN1P3B3AST> oh lol
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Quote:<Kakarrot> I <3 jzz
<Nukpwr> I hope that's jazz..
<Kakarrot> yes
<Nukpwr> Oh thank goodness..
<Kakarrot> i dont love jizz
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[13:10] <@Xu|Footlong-FoodTime> today i learned that cell phones are a huge pain in the ass.
[13:11] <@Xu|Footlong-FoodTime> Do not eat your cell phone battery, no matter how much someone offers.
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Kakarrot Wrote:[12:37] <+Kakarrot> i have a small penis in my pants
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(24 Jul 11, 08:39PM)X-Ray_Dog Wrote:
Kakarrot Wrote:[12:37] <+Kakarrot> i have a small penis in my pants

The funny thing is that it's awkward regardless of whether or not it was actually his.
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(24 Jul 11, 09:04PM)Viper Wrote:
(24 Jul 11, 08:39PM)X-Ray_Dog Wrote:
Kakarrot Wrote:[12:37] <+Kakarrot> i have a small penis in my pants

The funny thing is that it's awkward regardless of whether or not it was actually his.

there was supposed to be a question mark in front of it >.>
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Mc_OpTic> i searched whites on youtube and most of it was either racist or sharks
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Mr_OpTic    neon, has fuckett applied for you yet?
[20:04:50]    TR|Elite    
[20:04:52]    JoeSmith    you eating shit man spit it out
[20:04:54]    Mr_OpTic    duckett*
[20:05:00]    TR|Elite    yes then he pulled out
[20:05:04]    Mr_OpTic    LOLLLLLLLLLL
[20:05:07]    TR|Elite    like he always does..
[20:05:09]    Waffles    that's what she said

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[20:21:53]    B}Noobicus    brb. I need to wash my two little noobs.
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<Duckett>: Yo Cripple
<ImaCripple>: hey
<Duckett>: How fast can you throw a baseball
<ImaCripple>: Haha 95 mph, like a boss, like a pro actually
<Duckett>: Hmm
<ImaCripple>: Well On the wii at least.....
<Duckett>: LOL
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Quote:<17:20:30> ‎"ech0‎"‎: CICLON
<17:20:34> ‎"ech0‎"‎: i'm so happy !
<17:20:35> ‎"ech0‎"‎: :D
<17:20:37> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: ECHO
<17:20:42> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: why you are happy !
<17:20:44> ‎"ech0‎"‎: i did some headshots in elevation !
<17:20:44> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: :D
<17:20:52> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: yes ! i know !
<17:20:53> ‎"ech0‎"‎: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<17:21:03> ‎"ech0‎"‎: i never do hs usually !
<17:21:05> ‎"ech0‎"‎: WOW !
<17:21:06> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: cool !
<17:21:11> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: yea ! so WOW !
<17:21:12> ‎"ech0‎"‎: i was jumping on my chair
<17:21:16> ‎"CicloN‎"‎: yes !
<17:21:22> ‎"ech0‎"‎: end of the discussion.
<17:21:23> Chat partner has closed the conversation
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[13:12] <DaylixX> We are always looking for two new countries for the World Cup
[13:15] <|KH|MusicMan10> can i register a team for your mother's house?
[13:16] <|KH|MusicMan10> i was a resident there for a few months in 05

i am hilarious
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(27 Jul 11, 06:33PM)MusicMan10 Wrote:
(22 Jul 11, 08:32PM)jamz Wrote: DES related posts tend to attract the wrong kind of attention.

no way
(27 Jul 11, 07:57PM)jamz Wrote: [Image: optimum-100-whey-gold-5lb.jpg]
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[22:35] <eQ|MaiMeeTur> Er... try pinging one at a time?
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[22:38] <eQ|MaiMeeTur> Ask someone who has more masterserver knowledge
[22:38] <BLACKICE_255> someone that has more master server knowledge how do i conect to the master server

Edit: There's more, but this is enough XD

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[23:12] <Hamolton> 5v5 guys walk into a bar
[23:12] <Hamolton> 5 guys
[23:12] <Hamolton> You would've thought one would have seen it!
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[16:16] <@|KH|MusicMan10> spamma
[16:16] <@|KH|MusicMan10> register forums plz
[16:16] <@|KH|MusicMan10> u like the site?
[16:17] <@spamma> lol
[16:17] <@spamma> 3/4 of it is 404
[16:17] <@|KH|MusicMan10> no
[16:17] <@|KH|MusicMan10> more like 1/2
[16:17] <@|KH|MusicMan10> its a wip
[16:18] <@|KH|MusicMan10> i got homepage, forums, chat, doc, and members
[16:18] <@|KH|MusicMan10> and all error pages
[16:18] <@|KH|MusicMan10> i will announce your return from the far east via our homepage
[16:19] <@|KH|MusicMan10> QUESTIONS
[16:19] <@|KH|MusicMan10> COMMENT
[16:19] <@|KH|MusicMan10> CONCERNS
[16:19] <@|KH|MusicMan10> ?
[16:20] <@spamma> I HAVE ONE QUESTION YOUR HONOUR
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> YES
[16:20] <@spamma> UPON THE PAGE TITLED MEMBERS
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> lol
[16:20] <@spamma> WHY IS SIR GIBSTICK LISTED AS 'RETIRED'
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> i know where this is going
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> olh
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> not expected
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> well
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> !seen gibstick
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> 12 hours
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> what the fuck
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> WHAT DID I MISS
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> GOD DAMNIT
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> FUCK
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> SHIT
[16:20] <@|KH|MusicMan10> HE WAS HERE
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(29 Jun 11, 05:05AM)MusicMan10 Wrote:
(28 Jun 11, 11:07AM)Undead Wrote: if i was a dev id ban everyone, like they do now.

if i was a dev i'd develop AssaultCube, like they do now.
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Quote:[16:38] <+|KH|MusicMan10> tell me castiel
[16:38] <+|KH|MusicMan10> how does it feel having 99% of the community behind u
[16:38] <+ExodusS> because he is a guy like you
[16:39] <+|KH|MusicMan10> wat
[16:39] <+|KH|MusicMan10> stfu exoduss lol
[16:39] <+ExodusS> but in your case (as in Castiel case) the 1% who like you is the same
[16:39] <+ExodusS> i let you guess who :p
[16:39] <+|KH|MusicMan10> undead
[16:39] <+|KH|MusicMan10> |:D
[16:39] <+ExodusS> gg
[16:40] <+|KH|MusicMan10> gg
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[10:54] <|KH|MusicMan10> 5/6 of the last posts in the quote thread are about me
[10:54] <|KH|MusicMan10> god you guys love me
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{TFK}BOSs{TFK} slashed {NINJA}PANDA!
the round is over! next round in 5 seconds...
team RVSF has won the round!
{NINJA}PANDA!: loser
player {NINJA}PANDA! disconnected

you fragged FtN|DeathstorM
FtN|DeathstorM: what
FtN|DeathstorM: sighs
FtN|DeathstorM: ok im out i pwn u fags when ur not cheating
player FtN|DeathstorM disconnected
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