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Lightning · 08 Jul 10, 07:29PM

Making fun of server n00bs:

<^Lightning^> My IP is 192.168.1.2

<^Lightning^> What's yours?

<^Lightning^> :P

<Brahma> i have fixed ip... sorry

<Brahma> :P

<^Lightning^> :(

<^Lightning^> I bought a VPS

<^Lightning^> for $400

<Brahma> :O

<^Lightning^> Now tell me how I use.

<^Lightning^> :P

<Brahma> :DDDDD

<^Lightning^> Oh btw

<^Lightning^> I don't have a computer

<^Lightning^> And don't speak english

<^Lightning^> and don't want to download ASsaultCube

<Brahma> man... you are evil today

<^Lightning^> :P

DrauL · (This post was last modified: 09 Jul 10, 01:39PM by DrauL.)

#xuclan on gamesurge

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[00:42] <Lightning> roscoe is from the same city as XFA

[00:42] <Lightning> Undead is aussie.

[00:42] <DrauL> Undead does to school with XFA -_-

[00:42] <Lightning> Isn't XFA american?

[00:42] <HUNTSMAN> no

Ahhh! Ignorance xD

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[01:39] <Foo> define hard drugs

[01:39] <iOD|HUNTSMAN> panadol

Lightning · 09 Jul 10, 02:09PM

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[18:32:10] <DrauL> Lightning, please wait. Drakas is doing some hardcore coding right now. Please leave a message after the beep. ;)

[18:32:21] <Lightning> :P

[18:32:31] -*- DrauL beeps

[18:33:09] <Lightning> DRAKAS YOU IZ PWNZOR

[18:33:13] <Lightning> ANND XU TO ZE BOT

[18:33:17] <Lightning> THANKS MAN

[18:33:22] <Lightning> YOU IS AWESOME

[18:33:24] <Lightning> YO YO YO

[18:33:30] <Lightning> PEACE TO ALL

[18:33:39] <Lightning> LEGALISE WEED!

[18:33:40] <IAF|Lucas> !kb Lightning

[18:33:44] <Lightning> *beep*

[18:33:44] <DrauL> Dude, lower the TSOR level

Lightning · 09 Jul 10, 08:24PM

Most EPIC day on IRC EVER:

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<iR4zor> One Two Three

<-* SpamServ has kicked iR4zor from #xuclan (Your message contains too many capitalized letters.)

<Drakas> GAY SpamServ

<-* SpamServ has kicked Drakas from #xuclan (Your message contains too many capitalized letters.)

<Lightning> Try saying IAF|Lucas

<IAF|Lucas> lol

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<IAF|Lucas> A

<IAF|Lucas> AA

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<IAF|Lucas> AAA

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<IAF|Lucas> AAAA

<IAF|Lucas> AAAAAAA

<-* SpamServ has kicked IAF|Lucas from #xuclan (Your message contains too many capitalized letters.)

<Lightning> LOL

<Drakas> LOL

<iR4zor> Lolx

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<Drakas> huh?

<DrauL|Chores> Caps scan is off

<IAF|Lucas> this channel sucks lool

<Drakas> doesn't kick me

<Lightning> Say iOD|HUNTSMAN

<Drakas> LOOL

<Drakas> :|

<DrauL|Chores> Caps scan is off

<DrauL|Chores> xDD

<Lightning> :)

<DrauL|Chores> Cya soon guys

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol iOD|HUNTSMAN

<Drakas> kekeke

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol iOD|HUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMAN

<Drakas> MANHUNT :o

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> oh it is off

<Drakas> manhunts

<Lightning> !k iOD|HUNTSMAN

<-* ChanServ has kicked iOD|HUNTSMAN from #xuclan ((Lightning) Bye.)

<Lightning> Spammer

<Lightning> :P\

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<Drakas> whoa, an ircop?

<Lightning> Why are so many

 rando people joinging suddenly?

<Drakas> deeeep

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol feig is irc op

<Drakas>  /whois feigling

<Lightning> Uh oh

<yata> its spamserv's big brother..

<Drakas> somebody did something bad!

<iR4zor> erm

<Drakas> and it wasn't me :)

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol

<iR4zor> That's scary ;)

<Lightning> Is this the same guy who scolded you after you kicked ChanServ?

<iR4zor> Lol ask halo

<yata> spamserv mate im sorry for spamming

<Lightning> It was iOD|HUNTSMAN

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> oi

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> was not

<Lightning> He was spamming

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> it was yata

<Lightning> SO he kept on getting kicked by SpamServ

<Lightning> I tried stopping him

<Lightning> BUt I'm not allowed to ban people

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> i stopped

<Lightning> I swear

<yata> and failed.

<Drakas> of courrrrseee

<Drakas> good luck ;)

<Lightning> :P

<Drakas> D:

<Lightning> Does he speak english?

<SpamServ> <yata> spamserv mate im sorry for spamming <= prove it! slap yourself!

<yata> NEVER

<iR4zor> LOL

<Drakas> whoa

<Drakas> yata

<SpamServ> DO IT!

<iR4zor> That is freaking new

<Lightning> Dude. Who's that

<yata> make me.

<Drakas> this is fucking amazing

<iR4zor> OMFG

<Lightning> It's DrauL or feigling

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> yer

<Drakas> stop spamming SpamServ

<iR4zor> I am so glad I am here

<SpamServ> DO IT OR I GLINE YOU

<Lightning> It

<Drakas> you just divided by 0

<Drakas> :D

<Lightning> It's not a bot. Deffo

<yata> gline..WTF is that!!

<Lightning> SpamServ: Who are you?

<yata> it is irc god

<-- yata ([email protected]) has quit (G-lined (i told you! (SpamServ)))

-*- Lightning slaps yata

<Lightning> WOAH

<iR4zor> LOL

-*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps yata

<Lightning> DUDe

<IAF|Lucas> wtf

<Lightning> Quotes thread. NOW

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<Drakas> FUCKING EPIC

<Drakas> MOTHERFUCKING EPIC

<Lightning> EPIC

<Drakas> :DD

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<Lightning> BROTHERFUCKING EPIC

<iR4zor> Hold on...

<iR4zor> Is spamserv controllae

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol

<Lightning> DUDE

<SpamServ> now: everybody slap each other!

-*- Lightning slaps Drakas

-*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps Shorty

-*- Drakas slaps SpamServ 

-*- Lightning slaps everyone except for feigling

<SpamServ> come on .. dont be shy

-*- iR4zor slaps feigling 

<iR4zor> take that

<iR4zor> Fool

<SpamServ> i want to see slaps all over the place!

-*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps R$

<iR4zor> Oh shut

-*- Lightning does SpamServ doggystyle

<SpamServ> eww

-*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps R4

-*- Lightning slaps iR4zor

<Lightning> lol

-*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling 

<feigling> i wonder where yata is :\

-*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling 

-*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slap |BC|Acropolips

<feigling> it was a 15 seconds gline

-*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling 

-*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling 

<Lightning> This is quotes thread shit

<Lightning> lol

<Lightning> He's on Quakenet

<iOD|HUNTSMAN> yata is banned from irc

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<feigling> there he is :p

<Lightning> Why iz everyone hear?

-*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps LiFe

<Majikal> gayness :T

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<mib_12isnm> wtf just happened to me

<LiFe> i was sure about maji lol

-*- LiFe slaps iOD|HUNTSMAN

<mib_12isnm> wtf happened to me

You had to be there

Gibstick · 09 Jul 10, 11:44PM

Quote:<DES|Bukz>i'm about to go get food with the gj :P
<Gibstick>gj?
<DES|Bukz>oh\
<DES|Bukz>lol
<DES|Bukz>gf

GJ Bukz!

spamma · (This post was last modified: 10 Jul 10, 06:51PM by spamma.)

Quote:[18:08] <@flowtron> HTML is not a coding language, I keep needing to tell people that
[18:08] <@flowtron> it's pure MARKUP
[18:08] <|Blitz|Arsehole> o really? :D
[18:08] <Gibtop> YA RLY
[18:09] * BCFHaerkefiende is developed in C/AL
[18:09] <@flowtron> even CSS isn't coding, unless you use some of those funky MS expression-stuff.
[18:09] <BCFHaerkefiende> IÂ´m a business application! :D
[18:10] <@flowtron> B2B, prestigious!
[18:10] * Gibtop slaps BCFHaerkefiende
[18:10] <BCFHaerkefiende> Suicide.NEXT();
[18:10] <BCFHaerkefiende> Suicide.COMMIT();
[18:10] <BCFHaerkefiende> :P
[18:12] <^Lightning^> HTML is markup.
[18:12] <BCFHaerkefiende> <flowtron> HTML is not a coding language, I keep needing to tell people that
[18:12] <BCFHaerkefiende> <flowtron> it's pure MARKUP
[18:12] <|Blitz|Arsehole> i could write something nice in php/tcl/c#
[18:13] <|Blitz|Arsehole> and even in vb6 or vb.net
[18:13] <BCFHaerkefiende> <?php echo "c# sucks"; ?>
[18:13] <|Blitz|Arsehole> Console.WriteLine("C# does not suck!");
[18:14] <BCFHaerkefiende> MsgBox("It does")
[18:14] <|Blitz|Arsehole> MessageBox.Show("It does not ;)");
[18:14] <|Blitz|Arsehole> i love it
[18:14] <BCFHaerkefiende> cout<<"I hate it";
[18:15] <|Blitz|Arsehole> puts "why?"
[18:15] <Gibtop> Social engineering is FTW

Sad humor at it's best. :D

Lightning · (This post was last modified: 12 Jul 10, 01:43PM by Lightning.)

(12 Jul 10, 11:43AM)Mr.Floppy Wrote: I like to paint my balls.

Sorry 'bout that. ;)

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<Lightning> JEFF IS IN DA HOUSE!

<Lightning> Yo DJ, Spin  that shit

<Lightning> My boy Jeff just joined the house

<Lightning> DedicatedEliteSoldiers and there ain't no spouse

<Lightning> We're gonna rock this channel

<Lightning> wake the block up

<Lightning> If you ain;t awake then you probly shot up

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<ChanServ> [iR4zor] [Mai Mee Tur] Ask Brahma, Drakke, I think these are devs but I'm not sure...

*** Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers +v iR4zor by BR

<Lightning> Liiked my rap?

<Lightning> He's got a killer strapped down. 

<Lightning> A DE in his belt

<Lightning> You better watch out

<Lightning> Or he'll  call MorganKell

<Lightning> OH!

<Lightning> WooT!

<Lightning> So DES|Godsmack liked my rap?

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<DES|Godsmack> YO YO YO

<DES|Godsmack> check out my New Grill \0/

<Lightning> Make me some chicken. and a beer chilled

<Lightning> Fry this fry that

<Lightning> M*therfucker you're gonna burn that!

<Lightning> P

<Lightning> :P*

<DES|Godsmack> lol

<Lightning> hehehe

<Lightning> I'm just too good :P

<DES|Godsmack> your whites coming thru

<Lightning> Shall I continue?

<DES|Godsmack> be my guest

<Lightning> I gotta stick to you

<Lightning> Like Super glue

<Lightning> I got fevikwik

<DES|Godsmack> i never knew

<Lightning> So don't act lick

<Lightning> slick*

<DES|Godsmack> how that shiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t worked

<DES|Godsmack> stick here stick there

<DES|Godsmack> all up in the air

<Lightning> Put your hands up!

<DES|Godsmack> say HEY

<DES|Godsmack> say YO

<Lightning> Hey!

<Lightning> Yo!

<DES|Godsmack> 80's rap

<Lightning> SAY OMGWTFBBQ!

Edited Medusa out

Gibstick · 12 Jul 10, 04:29PM

Quote:[11:28:43] <kinggkobraa> knock! knock! who is here?
[11:28:49] <MisterFloppy> its me, wondering why you not naked.

**V-Man** · 12 Jul 10, 05:17PM

MakkE Wrote:Zomg has a point here actually.

Gibstick · 13 Jul 10, 02:38PM

When talking about DES|V-Man and V-Wifey vacationing near Bukz:

Quote:<DES|Godsmack>they are thinking of having a 3-some

Viper · 14 Jul 10, 02:10AM

(08 Jul 10, 11:24AM)François Wrote:
stop being active !

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amialoser = [



say Am I a loser? $arg1



]

**V-Man** · 14 Jul 10, 05:37AM

(13 Jul 10, 11:33PM)RandumKiwi Wrote:
(13 Jul 10, 09:12AM)Mr.Floppy Wrote: I like the stretching! :)

me too

DrauL · (This post was last modified: 14 Jul 10, 08:19AM by DrauL.)

Anarchists conversation with himself.

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[20:04] <Anarchist> Anarchist!

[20:05] <Anarchist> What?

[20:05] <Anarchist> What are you doing?

[20:05] <Anarchist> Nothing why?

[20:05] <Anarchist> Oh, just wondering..

[20:05] <Anarchist> What do you want?

[20:05] <Anarchist> :D, remember what you said ealier?

[20:05] <Anarchist> Uh.....

[20:05] <Anarchist> REMEMBER??

[20:05] <Anarchist> No.. sorry

[20:05] <Anarchist> oh ok, I'm gonna go play ac nnow.

[20:05] <Anarchist> Ok I'll come with.

Anarchist · 14 Jul 10, 08:25AM

Oh!.. you! xD

**V-Man** · (This post was last modified: 14 Jul 10, 07:05PM by V-Man.)

Quote:* DES|V-Man summons a level 7 Godsmack, Laptop element
*** Godsmack_Laptop (x.x.x.x) joined

Viper · (This post was last modified: 15 Jul 10, 04:33AM by Viper.)

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23:19    Impaktd> !kb _viper i am admin

23:19    +++ ChanServ has taken voice from _Viper

23:19    *** _Viper was kicked by ChanServ ((Impaktd) i am admin)

23:19    !!! You have been kicked from #one-chat

23:20    You are banned from the channel #one-chat

that was Undead btw jsyk
One-chat definitely is the shit.

Later in ACWC

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Waagner> hello

23:24    Waagner> i am the greatest player in AC

23:24    Waagner> where do i lead the BR team?

23:24    Waagner> no

23:25    _Viper> if you are you must go to one-chat and tell undead to f*** off and come back unbanned. this is your quest

23:25    Waagner> where do i lead the earth team?

23:25    Waagner> i am the greatest player in AC

23:25    _Viper> if you are you must go to one-chat and tell undead to f*** off and come back unbanned. this is your quest

23:25    Waagner> and you mad bro?

23:25    Waagner> and you mad bro?

23:25    Waagner> and you mad bro?

23:25    Waagner> and you mad bro?

23:25    _Viper> no. 

23:25    Waagner> and you mad bro?

23:25    _Viper> that is the quest you must do in order to be AC's greatest player

23:25    *** Waagner is now known as Waagner_

23:25    *** Waagner_ is now known as Waagner

23:25    *** Waagner quit (EOF from client) [email protected]

Robtics · 15 Jul 10, 10:05PM

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unarmed(15) called a vote: kick player unarmed(3)

...

unarmed: f1 he stole my name 

...

vote passed

player unarmed(3) disconnected

**V-Man** · 16 Jul 10, 02:29AM

Alien Wrote:gl in AC communisty :)

Gibstick · (This post was last modified: 16 Jul 10, 07:49PM by Gibstick.)

Quote:<harps>you ever seen someone with downs syndrome?
<harps>or a man with a giant tumor instead of a hand, making it inoperable for use
<Gibstick>Rowan has Downs syndrome? O.o
<harps>it's been suspected in the community for some time now
<harps>it's so good his real life friends, such as yan and zara don't mention it to him. so caring
<harps>good player, though i hear he's drifted away from ac in my absence :)
<Gibstick>He drifted away from YOU.
<harps>kleenex moment

Quote:<asarch>I have three words for ya: I LOVE THIS GAME!!!

**V-Man** · 16 Jul 10, 10:15PM

RandumKiwi Wrote:I imagine the conversation went something like this:

*TheCreama rings his ISP*

TheCrema: "Hey, um, I can't connect to all these servers and stuff, what's going on?"
ISP: "Oh hai, for yr security, we be blockin' all unused p0rt holez yo! Cuz most internetz users, they b n00bz fo' shure and don't need all 'dem p0rt holez yo! Also, we suspectz j00 of illegal torrentz y0!"
TheCrema: "Huh... just fix my f**king net"
ISP: "K yo! All fixed!"

jAcKRoCk* · (This post was last modified: 16 Jul 10, 10:36PM by jAcKRoCk*.)

This was good.
He left cuz the nade spam.

THESOUNDOFRAP · 16 Jul 10, 10:56PM

***** in r|D CH in G-Surges

17:52 <TSOR> !8 ball arf arf arf arf arf arf art
17:52 <ChanServ> TSOR: It is decidedly so.
17:53 <art> !8ball is TSOR gay? xD
17:53 <ChanServ> art: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
17:53 <art> ahahahahahhaha xD
17:53 <TSOR> !8 ball arf arf art like a dog
17:53 <ChanServ> TSOR: Reading foggy -- try again later.
17:53 <TSOR> !8 ball 8 ball ur mom fuck u
17:53 <ChanServ> TSOR: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
17:53 <art> eheheheheheh xD
17:53 <art> !8 ball u like to fuck TSOR?
17:53 <ChanServ> art: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
17:54 <art> fail xD

DrauL · 17 Jul 10, 06:26AM

I lol'd @

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but i know your draul so ofcourse everyone will belive you and everyones going to say im the idiot in this situation, so whatever.

Gibstick · 17 Jul 10, 09:15PM

Quote:[13:49:20] <BCFHaerkefiende> we could try it again, Elise , but pls let me have a shower first xD

Quote:<BCFH|aerkefiende>you can be glad that I´m only teasing and don´t strip to it ^^

**V-Man** · 18 Jul 10, 03:30AM

Quote:*** Undead is now known as frit0

jAcKRoCk* · 18 Jul 10, 03:37AM

Quote:<[USA3]V-Man> <3 jAcKRoCk

xD

**Bukz** · 18 Jul 10, 03:51AM

Immediately after USA3's win over Mexico in the ACWC:

Quote:<+acwc> [USA3]V-Man says: '+1 for the Border Patrol'

Gibstick · 18 Jul 10, 09:39PM

Quote:[16:38:14] <harpsharps> i am quite excited
[16:38:47] <harpsharps> but i want to listen to a lot of music, play new ac, pleasure myself (quite frankly) and maybe watch a movie
[16:38:54] <harpsharps> but i have NO TIME AND NO PRIVACY

DrauL · 19 Jul 10, 01:54PM

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<Lightning>    Gotta go get Durex.

<Lightning>    Opps. I mean............. Duracell*

**V-Man** · (This post was last modified: 20 Jul 10, 12:29AM by V-Man.)

Quote:<Medusa> that's my secret when it's hot, i do nothing and i wear nothing :)

Not really a secret if you tell me! :-P

Quote:<Woolly> I need to get my RPG on soon
<DES|Hallstrom> Rocket propelled game or role playing grenade?

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