Poll: What Joke Did you Like ?
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26.32%
5 26.32%
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0%
0 0%
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31.58%
6 31.58%
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36.84%
7 36.84%
5
5.26%
1 5.26%
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Jokes And Quotes .
#1
1.
*Blonde comes home from store*
Mom: how was the store?
Blonde: it was Great! someone even complimented my parking!
Mom: really?
Blonde: yeah.. they left a cute little note that said "parking fine"
2.
Girl: What Time Is it ?
Boy: Time To get a watch .
Girl: * Talks to herself * Last time Im giving him Mw2 .
3.
"Girl is over her boyfriend's house"
Boy:(Playing PS3)
Girl:(sitting on the boys bed sad)
Boy:Whats wrong babe?
Girl: Oh Nothing ....
Boy:(Turns off PS3)
Girl:Why did you stop playing? (starts to smile)
Boy:I have to pee..
4.
Two Sausages Are on a pan Getting cooked !
Sausage #1 : Sup Man !
Sausage #2 : AHHHHHH ! A TALKING SAUSAGE !
5.
Blonde: Hello ! HELLO ! Why isn't This Phone Working !
* A Little Kid Walks By *
Kid: Mommy why Is that Girl Talking To that Shoe ?
Mum: Because She Knows Not Everything's A Budget ...
6.
Teacher: Go Say Sorry To Him !
Boy: Ok , OK .
* Boy Across The Room *
Boy: You Better Get A Life Insurance

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#2
They are all from Facebook loool
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#3
Some .. Not All LOL !
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#4
I like number 4
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#5
I like sausages.
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#6
sausages love tits
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#7
titi*
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#8
I think we've had a "Jokes" thread before.... it got closed
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#9
It was for AssaultCube jokes.
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-830.html
If anyone has pertinent AC jokes, I'd be happy to reopen it.
Ran out of steam, I guess. XD
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#10
you see CoOk13, here on these forums people don't like jokes...
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#11
Pch - your mom
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#12
V-titi
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#13
Mama V-titi, make me a sandwich!
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#14
4 lol
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#15
wait, so I can join the V-family just by putting a 'V-' in front of my name?
best. family. evar.
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#16
I love playing house!

[Image: harley_dressup.jpg]
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#17
ShadowV??
o.o
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#18
(30 Apr 11, 04:12AM)Lantry Wrote: .... by putting a 'V-' in front of my name? [emphasis added]

teeheeheee
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#19
V-jACk* xD
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#20
V-enteX (?)
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#21
V-Duckett, hzz, I wonder if I could go for V-sonny
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#22
O_o We're reproducing faster than I bargained for.
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#23
Should have got a V-sectomy
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#24
Yay!
That was funny!

Erm, am I the only one who doesn't get 5?
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#25
ikr i dont get it too .... and i dont know why i posted it i added random jokes .
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#26
V-ermi
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#27
I didnt get most of these jokes! I'm not sure why.
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#28
V-iper! :D

V-FAMILY!
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#29
I get #5, but not #6!
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#30
(05 May 11, 04:21AM)V-Man Wrote: O_o We're reproducing faster than I bargained for.
Lol who recognizes this theme song? :P

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The.... V-Man Family!
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