Jokes And Quotes .

[CoOk13]

1.
*Blonde comes home from store*
Mom: how was the store?
Blonde: it was Great! someone even complimented my parking!
Mom: really?
Blonde: yeah.. they left a cute little note that said "parking fine"
2.
Girl: What Time Is it ?
Boy: Time To get a watch .
Girl: * Talks to herself * Last time Im giving him Mw2 .
3.
"Girl is over her boyfriend's house"
Boy:(Playing PS3)
Girl:(sitting on the boys bed sad)
Boy:Whats wrong babe?
Girl: Oh Nothing ....
Boy:(Turns off PS3)
Girl:Why did you stop playing? (starts to smile)
Boy:I have to pee..
4.
Two Sausages Are on a pan Getting cooked !
Sausage #1 : Sup Man !
Sausage #2 : AHHHHHH ! A TALKING SAUSAGE !
5.
Blonde: Hello ! HELLO ! Why isn't This Phone Working !
* A Little Kid Walks By *
Kid: Mommy why Is that Girl Talking To that Shoe ?
Mum: Because She Knows Not Everything's A Budget ...
6.
Teacher: Go Say Sorry To Him !
Boy: Ok , OK .
* Boy Across The Room *
Boy: You Better Get A Life Insurance

Tell Me Some Of your Jokes Or Quotes

[Huntsman]

They are all from Facebook loool

[CoOk13]

Some .. Not All LOL !

[ShieldyBear]

I like number 4

[titiPT]

I like sausages.

[Foo]

sausages love tits

[Frogulis]

titi*

[Mai Mee Tur]

I think we've had a "Jokes" thread before.... it got closed

[V-Man]

It was for AssaultCube jokes.
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-830.html
If anyone has pertinent AC jokes, I'd be happy to reopen it.
Ran out of steam, I guess. XD

[Hellspell]

you see CoOk13, here on these forums people don't like jokes...

[V-Wifey]

Pch - your mom

[titiPT]

V-titi

[V-Wifey]

Mama V-titi, make me a sandwich!

[CicloN]

4 lol

[Lantry]

wait, so I can join the V-family just by putting a 'V-' in front of my name?
best. family. evar.

[V-Wifey]

I love playing house!

[Oracle]

ShadowV??
o.o

[V-Wifey]

.... by putting a 'V-' in front of my name? [emphasis added]

teeheeheee

[jAcKRoCk*]

V-jACk* xD

[VenteX]

V-enteX (?)

[Duckett]

V-Duckett, hzz, I wonder if I could go for V-sonny

[V-Man]

O_o We're reproducing faster than I bargained for.

[Vermi]

Should have got a V-sectomy

[Frogulis]

Yay!
That was funny!

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Erm, am I the only one who doesn't get 5?

[CoOk13]

ikr i dont get it too .... and i dont know why i posted it i added random jokes .

[titiPT]

V-ermi

[MykeGregory]

I didnt get most of these jokes! I'm not sure why.

[Viper]

V-iper! :D

V-FAMILY!

[Duckett]

I get #5, but not #6!

[Oracle]

O_o We're reproducing faster than I bargained for.

Lol who recognizes this theme song? :P

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The.... V-Man Family!