05 Apr 11, 11:53PM
which turned out to be the password to the masterserver. Once elven obtained this code,
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05 Apr 11, 11:53PM
which turned out to be the password to the masterserver. Once elven obtained this code,
05 Apr 11, 11:57PM
He used it to ban everyone
. Along the same mathematical lines as earlier this story ended and the credits rolled. As this was happening we were informed that this episode of sesame street has been brought to us by the number e which to the power of x is the derivative of itself, and the letter รถ which happens to mean island in swedish ;-). And no I did not rip that, at least partially, from the simspons.
06 Apr 11, 02:55AM
with a confused look, everyone pondered vipers post, while morgankell shared a 12 pack with
06 Apr 11, 03:13AM
His Equal Yahtzee, but the depressing news that adam had quit KH was depressing Morgan, so Yahtzee decided to "
06 Apr 11, 03:25AM
cover himself in
06 Apr 11, 05:28AM
MK's recent ban D:
06 Apr 11, 05:52AM
row de merde
06 Apr 11, 07:36AM
with yahtzee sacrificing himself for his fellow drinker, MK went on to
06 Apr 11, 08:29AM
be banned
06 Apr 11, 11:02AM
for something that was really quite harmless.
Then V-Man and his -Wifey held a well party on ac_desert, and everyone on the forums went. Then some douche threw a nade in, and
06 Apr 11, 12:32PM
90% of DES died. Those campers deserved it...
06 Apr 11, 01:10PM
Agreed.
Suddenly, a hacker dropped a tac nuke and destroyed ac_desert, making all the tosok nabs sad :(
06 Apr 11, 04:03PM
But since MK sliped Potassium Iodate in every ones beer, every one over the age of 21 (except me;) was fine, why Potassium Iodate you say? because MK can see the future:D
06 Apr 11, 06:49PM
with virtual lives saved, morgankell's ban was revoked. Makke went to krispy kremes to get everyone donuts but,
07 Apr 11, 12:04AM
To makke's surprise they were all sold out.
07 Apr 11, 01:43AM
How sad makkE thought to himself. THIS MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT AC! So makkE retired from active devving... As this occurred a flashback brought all the members of this forum to the .93 age. There it seems that our hero harps
07 Apr 11, 03:27AM
I never played 0.93.
I'm assuming there were dragons. So this dragon walked onto ac_complex and, scaring everyone shitless, decided to
07 Apr 11, 04:23AM
Do parkour off the rafters and burned CLAs flag
07 Apr 11, 05:10AM
Cla was unhappy but made many more... Then v-man added his wifes voice to the game, which caused viper to hit puberty quicker.
07 Apr 11, 07:19AM
...which was freakin' scary.
[New paragraph] Once upon a
07 Apr 11, 07:28AM
time, baby jesus slapped eftertanke, who fell into draul,
07 Apr 11, 10:41AM
who fell into Hav0c, who fell into Yahtzee,
07 Apr 11, 12:55PM
who got claustrophobic and committed suicide.
07 Apr 11, 01:31PM
Yahtzee killed his own dumb self! (What game is that from?)
But then makkE said
07 Apr 11, 04:49PM
Holy Diver... this thread is still going. :D
Then we all collectively screamed! ...
07 Apr 11, 05:00PM
and SuperSniper turn on Holy Diver by Killswitch Engage and we all started screaming and rocking out
07 Apr 11, 06:08PM
and everyone skipped rockin out, to visit dead yahtzees grave :-(
08 Apr 11, 08:34AM
Except Draul, who had his lag switch on.
08 Apr 11, 02:58PM
...naughty DrauL...
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