alright, hav0c started this, so lets finish it.
I think the best way to compare things is with google search, so let's get crackin!
Round 1: Search Results Amount
American returns 1,450,000,000 results
Australian returns 262,000,000 results
America 1, Australia 0.
Round 2: First Search Result
American first result: American Airlines
Australian first result: An australian news company
This is a close one, but imma have to give this one to the aussies. commercial airlines aren't that cool, but newspapers can report on things that are sometimes awesome.
America 1, Australia 1.
Round 3: Image Results
American's first three results:
American Flag,
Jessica Simpson in an American Bikini,
Flag being raised at Iwo Jima.
The flag pic is pretty boring, but jessica simpson in a bikini is pretty hot, and the flag being raised at iwo jima is a pretty badass pic. I'd give America a 8/10 for it's pics.
Australian's first three results:
Australian flag shaped like australia!,
Keira Knightly,
A dingo, or something. Who cares?
Their flag is a little more interesting, but keira knightly isn't wearing a bikini with the australian flag on it, and a dog isn't as BA as a battle. I'd give Australia a 7/10 for it's pics.
America 2, Australia 1.
Round 4: News Results
Since I am too lazy to read the whole article, i judged this one on the first line!
American: Stephen Lumpkins paces American basketball to a win over Colgate
As far as i can tell, this is about some guy called "Lumpkins" who plays basketball... against toothpaste manufacturers??? Lame.
Australian: Australian Publisher Arrested in Myanmar
This is alot more interesting. I'm not sure exactly where Myanmar is, but it sounds cool. Also, this guy was obviously doing something that is against the law, like wrestling alligators or whatever australians do these days.
America 2, Australia 2.
Final Round: Video Results
Alright, this is gonna be the tiebreaker.
American: The American Trailer
This is a trailer for an awesome movie about snipers, spys, and it stars george clooney. Even in the trailer, he is shooting, riding a motorcycle, and sexing it up. Not too bad for someone who is nearly 50.
Australian: Hugh Jackman delivers Broadway spray to audience member whose phone went off
First of all, there isn't even a video on this page, though it was the first result in a video search. Since there wasn't a video, i can only imagine what a "Broadway Spray" is, and it doesn't look pretty.
America 3, Australia 2.
AMERICA WINS!!!!!
I think the best way to compare things is with google search, so let's get crackin!
Round 1: Search Results Amount
American returns 1,450,000,000 results
Australian returns 262,000,000 results
America 1, Australia 0.
Round 2: First Search Result
American first result: American Airlines
Australian first result: An australian news company
This is a close one, but imma have to give this one to the aussies. commercial airlines aren't that cool, but newspapers can report on things that are sometimes awesome.
America 1, Australia 1.
Round 3: Image Results
American's first three results:
American Flag,
Jessica Simpson in an American Bikini,
Flag being raised at Iwo Jima.
The flag pic is pretty boring, but jessica simpson in a bikini is pretty hot, and the flag being raised at iwo jima is a pretty badass pic. I'd give America a 8/10 for it's pics.
Australian's first three results:
Australian flag shaped like australia!,
Keira Knightly,
A dingo, or something. Who cares?
Their flag is a little more interesting, but keira knightly isn't wearing a bikini with the australian flag on it, and a dog isn't as BA as a battle. I'd give Australia a 7/10 for it's pics.
America 2, Australia 1.
Round 4: News Results
Since I am too lazy to read the whole article, i judged this one on the first line!
American: Stephen Lumpkins paces American basketball to a win over Colgate
As far as i can tell, this is about some guy called "Lumpkins" who plays basketball... against toothpaste manufacturers??? Lame.
Australian: Australian Publisher Arrested in Myanmar
This is alot more interesting. I'm not sure exactly where Myanmar is, but it sounds cool. Also, this guy was obviously doing something that is against the law, like wrestling alligators or whatever australians do these days.
America 2, Australia 2.
Final Round: Video Results
Alright, this is gonna be the tiebreaker.
American: The American Trailer
This is a trailer for an awesome movie about snipers, spys, and it stars george clooney. Even in the trailer, he is shooting, riding a motorcycle, and sexing it up. Not too bad for someone who is nearly 50.
Australian: Hugh Jackman delivers Broadway spray to audience member whose phone went off
First of all, there isn't even a video on this page, though it was the first result in a video search. Since there wasn't a video, i can only imagine what a "Broadway Spray" is, and it doesn't look pretty.
America 3, Australia 2.
AMERICA WINS!!!!!
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