Poll: America or Australia??
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AMERICA!
50.00%
21 50.00%
AUSTRALIA!
50.00%
21 50.00%
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America vs. Australia
#1
alright, hav0c started this, so lets finish it.
I think the best way to compare things is with google search, so let's get crackin!

Round 1: Search Results Amount
American returns 1,450,000,000 results
Australian returns 262,000,000 results

America 1, Australia 0.

Round 2: First Search Result
American first result: American Airlines
Australian first result: An australian news company

This is a close one, but imma have to give this one to the aussies. commercial airlines aren't that cool, but newspapers can report on things that are sometimes awesome.
America 1, Australia 1.

Round 3: Image Results
American's first three results:
American Flag,
Jessica Simpson in an American Bikini,
Flag being raised at Iwo Jima.
The flag pic is pretty boring, but jessica simpson in a bikini is pretty hot, and the flag being raised at iwo jima is a pretty badass pic. I'd give America a 8/10 for it's pics.
Australian's first three results:
Australian flag shaped like australia!,
Keira Knightly,
A dingo, or something. Who cares?
Their flag is a little more interesting, but keira knightly isn't wearing a bikini with the australian flag on it, and a dog isn't as BA as a battle. I'd give Australia a 7/10 for it's pics.

America 2, Australia 1.

Round 4: News Results
Since I am too lazy to read the whole article, i judged this one on the first line!
American: Stephen Lumpkins paces American basketball to a win over Colgate
As far as i can tell, this is about some guy called "Lumpkins" who plays basketball... against toothpaste manufacturers??? Lame.
Australian: Australian Publisher Arrested in Myanmar‎
This is alot more interesting. I'm not sure exactly where Myanmar is, but it sounds cool. Also, this guy was obviously doing something that is against the law, like wrestling alligators or whatever australians do these days.

America 2, Australia 2.

Final Round: Video Results
Alright, this is gonna be the tiebreaker.
American: The American Trailer
This is a trailer for an awesome movie about snipers, spys, and it stars george clooney. Even in the trailer, he is shooting, riding a motorcycle, and sexing it up. Not too bad for someone who is nearly 50.
Australian: Hugh Jackman delivers Broadway spray to audience member whose phone went off
First of all, there isn't even a video on this page, though it was the first result in a video search. Since there wasn't a video, i can only imagine what a "Broadway Spray" is, and it doesn't look pretty.

America 3, Australia 2.

AMERICA WINS!!!!!
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#2
* Orynge coughs
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#3
I don't even
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#4
Australia's not a country... oh wait.
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#5
America is not a country... I am in South America.
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#6
America is a country, it's so big it has two parts. The southern just happens to be so inconsequential and full of hax that the rest of the world doesn't consider it a country. Your attempt at ownslap maaaaaaaad son?
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* eftertanke sees this thread quickly becoming a problem
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#8
Rofl, this thread isn't a problem... the results speak for themselves ;)
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#9
America isn't a country. The United States of America is.
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#10
America isn't a country, it's two contine-
(13 Feb 11, 04:35AM)MorganKell Wrote: America is a country, it's so big it has two parts. The southern just happens to be so inconsequential and full of hax that the rest of the world doesn't consider it a country. Your attempt at ownslap maaaaaaaad son?
I can agree with that
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#11
America isn't a country and The American is the worst movie on the planet. You should minus points for that result.
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#12
lol? Jessica simpson in a bikini xD
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#13
http://acwc.woop.us/2010/tree

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#14
i honestly lold at this thing!!
oh and BTW America is not a country The United States of America are, America is a continent: you see? http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_America_a_c..._continent
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#15
Lmao xD
Yes yes see the results? That proves it.
Americans eat to many hotdogs (not mentioning names *cough* morgan *cough*)
BUTTT Australia is catching America in the 'fat peoples' graph Lol
We have drop bears what does you have? A grizzly bear? D:
lol Sorry to all those Americans out there, but Australia is just better.
WE HAVE FREE HEALTH CARE TROLOLOL (Michael moore pointed that out to me.)
poor americans D:
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(13 Feb 11, 10:31AM)Hav0c Wrote: WE HAVE FREE HEALTH CARE TROLOLOL

Heh. Except it's not free. You're paying for it through taxation. Our people are debating whether or not to start doing the same. There's lots of arguing.
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thaaaaaaaats right, America are terrible at AssaultCube
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(13 Feb 11, 10:39AM)eftertanke Wrote:
(13 Feb 11, 10:31AM)Hav0c Wrote: WE HAVE FREE HEALTH CARE TROLOLOL

Heh. Except it's not free. You're paying for it through taxation. Our people are debating whether or not to start doing the same. There's lots of arguing.

Heavily subsidised health care.

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#19
lol @ this thread.
but its fair to say the England schools the both 'o' ya'll!
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(13 Feb 11, 11:40AM)MykeGregory Wrote: lol @ this thread.
but its fair to say the England schools the both 'o' ya'll!

A fierce redhead enters the battle, wearing rollerblades you are a perfect match for one Castiel
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#21
I live in America, and I do not eat hot dogs.
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#22
I live in the America's, I eat not dogs... D:
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#23
It's appauling when people don't adhere to stereotypes
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(13 Feb 11, 02:09PM)Vermi Wrote: It's appauling when people don't adhere to stereotypes

Indeed, very disappointing.

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#25
Australia pwns!!!!!!!! I'm biased I know.

I've gotta say tho, Lantry is fuckin hilarious.
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(13 Feb 11, 12:31PM)Vermi Wrote:
(13 Feb 11, 11:40AM)MykeGregory Wrote: lol @ this thread.
but its fair to say the England schools the both 'o' ya'll!

A fierce redhead enters the battle, wearing rollerblades you are a perfect match for one Castiel

LOL! you know too much!

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#27
Australia's winning 12-7 haha.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN-DUN-DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNN-DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN RICH AND RARE, DUN DUNN-DUN-DUN DUNN-DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DU DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, ADVAAAAAAAANCE AAAAUUUSTRALIA FAIR
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#28
I'm Asian, I live in America, and my vote equals= 11 Peoples :P.

So, America wins :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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#29
[Image: Grizzbearr.jpg]

Fuck your drop bears.
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#30
oh, i didn't know we were going to measure this by ferocious animals.
well, first off, i don't think there are any wolverines in australia. Just go ahead and read that page for a while, (thats right, it killed a polar bear) then go on and read about the 1050 pound wild hog.
Oh wait, what's this? one of our presidents had to fight off a killer rabbit? nothing unusual about that.
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