The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Viper]

Logs from my server:

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[x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 logged in (default), AC: 1104|840 [x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed logged in (default), AC: 1104|840 [x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed says: 'sorry i have bad connection' [x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'hey man.. got lost so i did!1' [x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'load terrorist hell' [x.x.x.x] client |SK|Achmed failed to call a vote: load map 'terrorist_hell' in mode 'tosok' (invalid vote) [x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed sent map terrorist_hell rev 33, rejected: no permission for initial upload [x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed says: 'i cant send the map' [x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 fragged |SK|Achmed [x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed says: 'we need new server' [x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'OK lets find another on' [x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'try EXODUS' [x.x.x.x] disconnected client |SK|Achmed cn 1, 67 seconds played, score saved [x.x.x.x] disconnected client |SK|KILLER5 cn 0, 141 seconds played, score saved

[titiPT]

I think TKers should be rewarded for their bravery under fire. They selflessly offer up their lives as they pump their bullets into unsuspecting teammates. It is a sacrifice worthy of The Remembrance (message V-Man for details).

[MusicMan10]

[10:15] <+ExodusS> YOU DON'T F***ING CARE ABOUT HOW MANY HOURS OF HARD WORKS HE TOOK HIM TO ORGANIZE THIS ACWC, NOW JUST SHUT THE F**K UP WITH ALL YOUR DISRESPECTFULL MESSAGES ABOUT HIM.
[10:15] <+ExodusS> gn
[10:15] * +ExodusS ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.)

// Removed ip/censure

[Cemer]

n00b clan

[MykeGregory]

susan boyle is the queen of England, right?

[Orynge]

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[Fate]

[12:59] <@JoeSmith> my ass pumps out so much gas it could kill everyone in my state

[Orynge]

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[23:31] <+LtG> my xbox [23:32] <+LtG> shes dying [23:32] <+LtG> ;-; [23:32] <+LtG> sup shad [23:32] <+Orynge> D: [23:32] <+Orynge> Red ring? [23:32] <+LtG> Orynge: i had four red ring ): [23:32] <+LtG> i get red ring [23:32] <+LtG> every week on her [23:32] <+Orynge> Ouch [23:32] <@B}ShadowZ> ? [23:32] <+LtG> 2007 xbox 360, shes old [23:33] <+Orynge> I have an original Xbox [23:33] <+Orynge> Controllers are hard to come by these days :( [23:33] <@B}ShadowZ> ah [23:33] <@B}ShadowZ> classic ... [23:37] <+LtG> get some original ones then! [23:37] <+Orynge> That's just it, they're either expensive or not there [23:38] <@B}ShadowZ> ic ... [23:41] <+LtG> Orynge: lol shad has me on ignore hes so confused [23:41] <@B}ShadowZ> nice

[lucky]

<@ilucky> and i had no Seatbelt
<@ilucky> and i flew 30 ft through the side window
<+Bigbaddy> u rolled 6 times ?
<@ilucky> the van did
<+Bigbaddy> and still live ?
<@ilucky> IKR
<@ilucky> i wonder too
<+Bigbaddy> O.o
<+Bigbaddy> o.o
<+Syntaxed> hp?
<@ilucky> LOL

[Orynge]

HI friends come to offer a public servant that desponivel 24 hours a day I hope is contributing to the game to enter the server use that address.

/ Connect duels.servequake.com 55555 match

I think Google Translate works better if you spell the words correctly in Portuguese :P

I think that all right with my translation recheck and update your page f5 "tempest"

[V-Man]

Intel's OpenGL support is REALLY bad. I mean, not REALLY bad, I mean, like, REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY --- woo, I need to take a typing break --- REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad.

[Roflcopter]

It's not like I care about fairplay anyway like I tell you, I just want to win.

[Spoken by Jorik in the same conversation where he explained he would cheat if he thought he would not get caught.]

[Mr.OpTic]

[21:21] RikPik: Anyways i g2g
[21:21] Mr_OpTic: gn
[21:21] RikPik: Good to see yall
[21:22] RikPik: Gn
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: gn
[21:22] |<-- RikPik has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: Rooms • iPhone IRC Client • http://www.roomsapp.mobi)
[21:22] Kakarrot: its afternoon
[21:22] Kakarrot: get it right
[21:22] Kakarrot: :D
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: He is gone
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: Get it right
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: \:D
[21:22] Kakarrot: i'm such a clueless bastard
[21:24] Mr_OpTic: mhm.
[21:24] B}ShadowZ: amen
[21:24] Toxicchix: xD
[21:25] LtG: truer words have never been spoken

[Kakarrot]

<Kakarrot> Gibarix
<Kakarrot> he will apply to many clans
<Kakarrot> but they will all deny him
<Kakarrot> in his moment of desperation
<Kakarrot> he will create his own clan
<Kakarrot> DICKS
<Kakarrot> clantag: 8==>
<Nukpwr> LOL
<Nukpwr> IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD

[Xenon]

[23:35] <+ilucky> lol
[23:35] <+Xenon> ilucky
[23:35] <+Xenon> isuck
[23:35] <+ilucky> i know
[23:35] <+ilucky> wait
[23:35] <+ilucky> iknow*
[23:35] <+Xenon> ipro
[23:35] <+ilucky> iLOVEYOU
[23:35] <+Xenon> iblackopsissoprothatijizzedinmypants
[23:35] <+Xenon> ihateyou
[23:35] <+Xenon> ;D
[23:35] <+ilucky> iNO
[23:36] == Xenon has changed nick to iPrimus
[23:36] <+ilucky> idontgetit
[23:36] <+iPrimus> iPrimus
[23:36] <+iPrimus> =ISP
[23:36] <+ilucky> oh
[23:36] <+ilucky> ohhhh
[23:37] <+iPrimus> imustgo
[23:37] <+ilucky> imissyou
[23:38] <+iPrimus> ibebackin3hours
[23:38] <+iPrimus> i2:30am
[23:38] <+ilucky> iwillwait
[23:38] <+iPrimus> iholiday
[23:38] <+iPrimus> iassaultcubequotesthread

[Ronald_Reagan]

[11:54pm] Q: Bukz opped Goku_
[11:54pm] Goku_ was promoted to operator by Q.
[...]
[11:55pm] Goku_ left the chat room.
[11:55pm] Goku_ joined the chat room.
[11:55pm] B}Ronald_Reagan: XD
[11:55pm] Q: Bukz opped Goku_
[11:55pm] Goku_ was promoted to operator by Q.
[11:55pm] Bukz: STOP EVADING OPS
[11:55pm] Bukz: :3
[11:55pm] Jack-is: olololol

[YourSister]

"for my actions i was punished , i was dragged into the hell of shotty shit pubs,, i was wet , cold and alone ..i was searching for a new home .. i tried and tried"

[BigBaddy]

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[21:05:28] bugboy1028 is listening to American Anthem by US Air Force Band from Home Of The Brave. [21:05:55] eQ|Lantry wait... [21:06:01] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol wut [21:06:07] eQ|Lantry bugboy1028: I thought you were deaf? [21:06:17] Gibarix ^ [21:06:17] eQ|MaiMeeTur ... [21:06:17] bugboy1028 Hard of hearing...

[YourSister]

[Mai Mee Tur]

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Dust_RJ___|RH| HELP ME WITH NO WORK GUISERVER eQ|MaiMeeTur Eh? X-Ray_Dog Y U NO STATE PROBLEM?!?

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[21:38:16] Aekom PANIC [21:38:24] Aekom oh [21:39:03] eQ|Lantry DON"T PANIC [21:39:23] Gibarix Panic at the disco anybody no ok [21:39:37] Cemer lol [21:39:43] eQ|Lantry lol I remember they were a band back in 7th grade [21:39:54] =-= B}Zarj is now known as B}Zarj_afk [21:39:59] eQ|Lantry the only reason I knew that was cause I had a crush on a girl obsessed with them [21:40:15] Cemer lolol [21:40:17] Cemer was she [21:40:20] Cemer hawt [21:40:27] Cemer :3 [21:40:32] JamJam Q-T? [21:40:46] eQ|MaiMeeTur ... lol [21:40:58] eQ|Lantry cemer: no she looked like a fat horse

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[21:50:34] JoeSmith im so fucking drunk!!! whoaasssss [21:50:43] JoeSmith where is darkside my drunk buddy that lil bastard [21:50:47] JoeSmith get onhere now

[Cemer]

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20:45 <Misty||afk> silly cemer 20:45 <Cemer> Yeah lol 20:45 <NukBot> I thought that said silly cancer. 20:45 <Cemer> It should 20:45 <Cemer> THEY KILLED STEVE JOBS 20:45 <NukBot> poor steve 20:45 <Cemer> YOU BASTARDS 20:46 <Cemer> Name the show I referenced 20:46 <Cemer> 3 20:46 <Cemer> 2 20:46 <Cemer> 1 20:46 <Cemer> GO 20:46 <JamJam> park of south 20:46 <NukBot> south park 20:46 <NukBot> yeah lol 20:46 <Cemer> Nuk wins! 20:46 <Cemer> Hooray 20:46 <NukBot> No fair, I just tabbed over 20:46 <NukBot> xD 20:46 <NukBot> oh 20:46 <NukBot> I won

[NightHawkd]

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<NightHawkd> @8ball is elite gay? <ChamServ> NightHawkd Ask me again when JoeSmith isn't around <NightHawkd>XD <NightHawkd> lol <markman1> hahaha <Kakarrot> Shooting .22s are the shit. <NightHawkd> @8ball am i gay? <ChamServ>NightHawkd No WAY! <markman1> i have 2 of them <NightHawkd> good ChamServ :D <Kakarrot> @8ball am i gay? <ChamServ> Kakarrot You got it! <NightHawkd> LAWL! <Kakarrot> xDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

[al3rt]

Looool xD nice one :D

[Viper]

...This script has inspired me to make a minecraft mod but that would be really complicated so I invite anyone to take the challenge.

I take your reverse-psychology and raise you one lolwtfdoesthatevenmean.

[NightHawkd]

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<markman1> >3 u guys <markman1> mostly kak <PewPewPew> noo <NightHawkd> >3 u markman1 <markman1> :) <PewPewPew> dont goo <PewPewPew> :/ <markman1> gn all <markman1> i must <markman1> my brain fell out again <PewPewPew> bye, my lover <markman1> bb boy friend <markman1> ha <PewPewPew> <3 <markman1> no its >3 <PewPewPew> bai <PewPewPew> fuck you <markman1> <><><># <markman1> <><><><><>3 <PewPewPew> its >3 <markman1> yes <PewPewPew> <3 <PewPewPew> xD

[Orynge]

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[21:15] <@eQ|Nukpwr> I'm watching the newest pirates of the carribean [21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> I have never wanted to bone a mermaid so hard before. [21:16] <@Aekom> where...where do u bone a mermaid? [21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Oh, these ones turn into humans when they come on land [21:16] <+Orynge> LOL [21:16] <@Aekom> so the top half is fish? [21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> No [21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Both halves human on land [21:16] <+NightHawkd|ipod> lol [21:16] <+Orynge> LOL [21:17] <+NightHawkd|ipod> wow nuk [21:17] <@Aekom> ...so its not a mermaid [21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> in water bottom half is fishy in the water [21:17] <@Aekom> its a female human... [21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Yes it is [21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Technically, but she turns into a mermaid when shes in the water [21:17] <+J4cK> lol [21:17] <+J4cK> i see [21:17] <+Orynge> So, [21:17] <+Orynge> you want to bone a chick [21:17] <@Aekom> lol [21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> yeah, lol. ... pretty much.

Edited out the parts that made it confusing.

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[21:45:30] Fate i like how gdm disagrees to whatever joesmith says [21:45:37] JoeSmith ^ [21:45:38] JoeSmith lol [21:45:40] Darkside_ he's a debbie downer [21:45:44] JoeSmith no no [21:45:46] Fate joe: im gay [21:45:49] Fate gdm: no ur not [21:45:50] Darkside_ lol [21:45:52] Fate joe: yes i am [21:45:55] Fate gdm: NO UR NOT [21:45:59] Fate gdm: GOOD DAY [21:46:04] Fate :D?

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[22:45:52] NightHawkd mom says i have to be off at 12... [22:46:44] eQ|Nukpwr Awww [22:47:40] eQ|Nukpwr Screw her! [22:47:53] eQ|Nukpwr Tell her i said u can play [22:47:53] Waffles ew [22:48:02] eQ|MaiMeeTur What're you talking about Waffles [22:48:06] eQ|MaiMeeTur You liek mermaids [22:48:26] Waffles i dont dig on familial affairs [22:48:30] Waffles incest [22:48:36] Waffles that's the word i was trying to think of [22:48:40] eQ|MaiMeeTur But you'll dig on animal affairs [22:48:44] eQ|MaiMeeTur Beastialiter [22:48:53] Waffles depends on what country/state i'm in [22:48:57] Waffles in this state [22:49:02] Waffles i'm completely against it [22:49:38] Waffles but in kansas [22:49:42] Waffles they all be donkey fuckers [22:49:45] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol wtf [22:49:53] eQ|MaiMeeTur What about cats? [22:49:59] Waffles nah [22:50:01] Waffles that's gross [22:50:08] Waffles they might literally explode [22:50:13] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol wtf why? [22:50:21] Waffles have you seen how small cats are? [22:50:27] Waffles maybe i'd hump a lion [22:50:31] Waffles just to say i did [22:50:36] eQ|MaiMeeTur ಠ_ಠ [22:50:39] eQ|MaiMeeTur Go for it [22:50:40] Waffles not sexually or anything [22:50:45] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol sure mate [22:50:45] Waffles just to dominate it [22:50:49] eQ|MaiMeeTur You' [22:50:53] eQ|MaiMeeTur d want to dominate a lion [22:50:55] Waffles show it the real king of the jungle if you catch my drift [22:50:56] eQ|MaiMeeTur By humping it? [22:51:02] Waffles thats how dogs dominate [22:51:14] Waffles and doggystyle is my favorite position [22:51:18] Waffles so logically speaking [22:51:22] Waffles dogs have it right in my book [22:51:36] eQ|Nukpwr Lmfwo [22:51:39] eQ|Nukpwr Omfg [22:51:50] eQ|Nukpwr I almost puked laughing so hard at this shit

[Ronald_Reagan]

[10:59pm] Brett: it's by talking with peoples like you are that I became a strong supporter of abortion and euthanasia

[Cemer]

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19:09 <eQ|Hulk> Cemer wanna inter ? D 19:09 <Cemer> Olol maybeh Hulk 19:09 <Cemer> :4 19:09 <Cemer> :3 19:09 <Cemer> :2 19:09 <Cemer> :1 19:10 *** Cemer was kicked by eQ|Lantry (0) 19:10 !!! You have been kicked from #eq-clan