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		which turned out to be the password to the masterserver. Once elven obtained this code,
	
	
	
	
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		05 Apr 11, 11:53PM 
		
	 
		which turned out to be the password to the masterserver. Once elven obtained this code,
	 
		
		
		05 Apr 11, 11:57PM 
		
	 
		He used it to ban everyone
	 
		. Along the same mathematical lines as earlier this story ended and the credits rolled. As this was happening we were informed that this episode of sesame street has been brought to us by the number e which to the power of x is the derivative of itself, and the letter รถ which happens to mean island in swedish ;-). And no I did not rip that, at least partially, from the simspons. 
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 02:55AM 
		
	 
		with a confused look, everyone pondered vipers post, while morgankell shared a 12 pack with
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 03:13AM 
		
	 
		His Equal Yahtzee, but the depressing news that adam had quit KH was depressing Morgan, so Yahtzee decided to "
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 03:25AM 
		
	 
		cover himself in
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 05:28AM 
		
	 
		MK's recent ban D:
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 05:52AM 
		
	 
		row de merde
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 07:36AM 
		
	 
		with yahtzee sacrificing himself for his fellow drinker, MK went on to
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 08:29AM 
		
	 
		be banned
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 11:02AM 
		
	 
		for something that was really quite harmless.  Then V-Man and his -Wifey held a well party on ac_desert, and everyone on the forums went. Then some douche threw a nade in, and 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 12:32PM 
		
	 
		90% of DES died. Those campers deserved it...
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 01:10PM 
		
	 
		Agreed. Suddenly, a hacker dropped a tac nuke and destroyed ac_desert, making all the tosok nabs sad :( 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 04:03PM 
		
	 
		But since MK sliped Potassium Iodate in every ones beer, every one over the age of 21 (except me;) was fine, why Potassium Iodate you say? because MK can see the future:D
	 
		
		
		06 Apr 11, 06:49PM 
		
	 
		with virtual lives saved, morgankell's ban was revoked. Makke went to krispy kremes to get everyone donuts but,
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 12:04AM 
		
	 
		To makke's surprise they were all sold out.
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 01:43AM 
		
	 
		How sad makkE thought to himself. THIS MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT AC! So makkE retired from active devving... As this occurred a flashback brought all the members of this forum to the .93 age. There it seems that our hero harps
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 03:27AM 
		
	 
		I never played 0.93.  I'm assuming there were dragons. So this dragon walked onto ac_complex and, scaring everyone shitless, decided to 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 04:23AM 
		
	 
		Do parkour off the rafters and burned CLAs flag
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 05:10AM 
		
	 
		Cla was unhappy but made many more... Then v-man added his wifes voice to the game, which caused viper to hit puberty quicker.
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 07:19AM 
		
	 
		...which was freakin' scary. [New paragraph] Once upon a 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 07:28AM 
		
	 
		time, baby jesus slapped eftertanke, who fell into draul,
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 10:41AM 
		
	 
		who fell into Hav0c, who fell into Yahtzee,
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 12:55PM 
		
	 
		who got claustrophobic and committed suicide.
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 01:31PM 
		
	 
		Yahtzee killed his own dumb self! (What game is that from?) But then makkE said 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 04:49PM 
		
	 
		Holy Diver... this thread is still going. :D Then we all collectively screamed! ... 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 05:00PM 
		
	 
		and SuperSniper turn on Holy Diver by Killswitch Engage and we all started screaming and rocking out
	 
		
		
		07 Apr 11, 06:08PM 
		
	 
		and everyone skipped rockin out, to visit dead yahtzees grave :-(
	 
		
		
		08 Apr 11, 08:34AM 
		
	 
		Except Draul, who had his lag switch on.
	 
		
		
		08 Apr 11, 02:58PM 
		
	 
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