The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Lightning]

Making fun of server n00bs:

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<^Lightning^> My IP is 192.168.1.2 <^Lightning^> What's yours? <^Lightning^> :P <Brahma> i have fixed ip... sorry <Brahma> :P <^Lightning^> :( <^Lightning^> I bought a VPS <^Lightning^> for $400 <Brahma> :O <^Lightning^> Now tell me how I use. <^Lightning^> :P <Brahma> :DDDDD <^Lightning^> Oh btw <^Lightning^> I don't have a computer <^Lightning^> And don't speak english <^Lightning^> and don't want to download ASsaultCube <Brahma> man... you are evil today <^Lightning^> :P

[DrauL]

#xuclan on gamesurge

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[00:42] <Lightning> roscoe is from the same city as XFA [00:42] <Lightning> Undead is aussie. [00:42] <DrauL> Undead does to school with XFA -_- [00:42] <Lightning> Isn't XFA american? [00:42] <HUNTSMAN> no

Ahhh! Ignorance xD

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[01:39] <Foo> define hard drugs [01:39] <iOD|HUNTSMAN> panadol

[Lightning]

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[18:32:10] <DrauL> Lightning, please wait. Drakas is doing some hardcore coding right now. Please leave a message after the beep. ;) [18:32:21] <Lightning> :P [18:32:31] -*- DrauL beeps [18:33:09] <Lightning> DRAKAS YOU IZ PWNZOR [18:33:13] <Lightning> ANND XU TO ZE BOT [18:33:17] <Lightning> THANKS MAN [18:33:22] <Lightning> YOU IS AWESOME [18:33:24] <Lightning> YO YO YO [18:33:30] <Lightning> PEACE TO ALL [18:33:39] <Lightning> LEGALISE WEED! [18:33:40] <IAF|Lucas> !kb Lightning [18:33:44] <Lightning> *beep* [18:33:44] <DrauL> Dude, lower the TSOR level

[Lightning]

Most EPIC day on IRC EVER:

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<iR4zor> One Two Three <-* SpamServ has kicked iR4zor from #xuclan (Your message contains too many capitalized letters.) <Drakas> GAY SpamServ <-* SpamServ has kicked Drakas from #xuclan (Your message contains too many capitalized letters.) <Lightning> Try saying IAF|Lucas <IAF|Lucas> lol --> iOD|HUNTSMAN ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v iOD|HUNTSMAN by ChanServ <IAF|Lucas> A <IAF|Lucas> AA --> iR4zor ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v iR4zor by ChanServ <IAF|Lucas> AAA --> Drakas ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v Drakas by ChanServ <IAF|Lucas> AAAA <IAF|Lucas> AAAAAAA <-* SpamServ has kicked IAF|Lucas from #xuclan (Your message contains too many capitalized letters.) <Lightning> LOL <Drakas> LOL <iR4zor> Lolx --> IAF|Lucas ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v IAF|Lucas by ChanServ <Drakas> huh? <DrauL|Chores> Caps scan is off <IAF|Lucas> this channel sucks lool <Drakas> doesn't kick me <Lightning> Say iOD|HUNTSMAN <Drakas> LOOL <Drakas> :| <DrauL|Chores> Caps scan is off <DrauL|Chores> xDD <Lightning> :) <DrauL|Chores> Cya soon guys <iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol iOD|HUNTSMAN <Drakas> kekeke <iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol iOD|HUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMANHUNTSMAN <Drakas> MANHUNT :o <iOD|HUNTSMAN> oh it is off <Drakas> manhunts <Lightning> !k iOD|HUNTSMAN <-* ChanServ has kicked iOD|HUNTSMAN from #xuclan ((Lightning) Bye.) <Lightning> Spammer <Lightning> :P\ --> iOD|HUNTSMAN ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v iOD|HUNTSMAN by ChanServ --> feigling (fei@ling) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v feigling by ChanServ <Drakas> whoa, an ircop? <Lightning> Why are so many rando people joinging suddenly? <Drakas> deeeep <iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol feig is irc op <Drakas> /whois feigling <Lightning> Uh oh <yata> its spamserv's big brother.. <Drakas> somebody did something bad! <iR4zor> erm <Drakas> and it wasn't me :) <iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol <iR4zor> That's scary ;) <Lightning> Is this the same guy who scolded you after you kicked ChanServ? <iR4zor> Lol ask halo <yata> spamserv mate im sorry for spamming <Lightning> It was iOD|HUNTSMAN <iOD|HUNTSMAN> oi <iOD|HUNTSMAN> was not <Lightning> He was spamming <iOD|HUNTSMAN> it was yata <Lightning> SO he kept on getting kicked by SpamServ <Lightning> I tried stopping him <Lightning> BUt I'm not allowed to ban people <iOD|HUNTSMAN> i stopped <Lightning> I swear <yata> and failed. <Drakas> of courrrrseee <Drakas> good luck ;) <Lightning> :P <Drakas> D: <Lightning> Does he speak english? <SpamServ> <yata> spamserv mate im sorry for spamming <= prove it! slap yourself! <yata> NEVER <iR4zor> LOL <Drakas> whoa <Drakas> yata <SpamServ> DO IT! <iR4zor> That is freaking new <Lightning> Dude. Who's that <yata> make me. <Drakas> this is fucking amazing <iR4zor> OMFG <Lightning> It's DrauL or feigling <iOD|HUNTSMAN> yer <Drakas> stop spamming SpamServ <iR4zor> I am so glad I am here <SpamServ> DO IT OR I GLINE YOU <Lightning> It <Drakas> you just divided by 0 <Drakas> :D <Lightning> It's not a bot. Deffo <yata> gline..WTF is that!! <Lightning> SpamServ: Who are you? <yata> it is irc god <-- yata ([email protected]) has quit (G-lined (i told you! (SpamServ))) -*- Lightning slaps yata <Lightning> WOAH <iR4zor> LOL -*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps yata <Lightning> DUDe <IAF|Lucas> wtf <Lightning> Quotes thread. NOW --> Shorty ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v Shorty by ChanServ <Drakas> FUCKING EPIC <Drakas> MOTHERFUCKING EPIC <Lightning> EPIC <Drakas> :DD --> HeaVy ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v HeaVy by ChanServ <Lightning> BROTHERFUCKING EPIC <iR4zor> Hold on... <iR4zor> Is spamserv controllae <iOD|HUNTSMAN> lol <Lightning> DUDE <SpamServ> now: everybody slap each other! -*- Lightning slaps Drakas -*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps Shorty -*- Drakas slaps SpamServ -*- Lightning slaps everyone except for feigling <SpamServ> come on .. dont be shy -*- iR4zor slaps feigling <iR4zor> take that <iR4zor> Fool <SpamServ> i want to see slaps all over the place! -*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps R$ <iR4zor> Oh shut -*- Lightning does SpamServ doggystyle <SpamServ> eww -*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps R4 -*- Lightning slaps iR4zor <Lightning> lol -*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling <feigling> i wonder where yata is :\ -*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling -*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slap |BC|Acropolips <feigling> it was a 15 seconds gline -*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling -*- iR4zor slaps feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling feigling <Lightning> This is quotes thread shit <Lightning> lol <Lightning> He's on Quakenet <iOD|HUNTSMAN> yata is banned from irc --> LiFe ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v LiFe by ChanServ --> Majikal ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v Majikal by ChanServ --> mib_12isnm ([email protected]) has joined #xuclan <---- yata *** Mode #xuclan +v mib_12isnm by ChanServ <feigling> there he is :p <Lightning> Why iz everyone hear? -*- iOD|HUNTSMAN slaps LiFe <Majikal> gayness :T <-- Majikal ([email protected]) has left #xuclan --> DES|Halo (DES_Halo@DES|Halo.youre-currently-packeting-localhost.gamesurge) has joined #xuclan *** Mode #xuclan +v DES|Halo by ChanServ <mib_12isnm> wtf just happened to me <LiFe> i was sure about maji lol -*- LiFe slaps iOD|HUNTSMAN <mib_12isnm> wtf happened to me

You had to be there

[Gibstick]

<DES|Bukz>i'm about to go get food with the gj :P
<Gibstick>gj?
<DES|Bukz>oh\
<DES|Bukz>lol
<DES|Bukz>gf

GJ Bukz!

[spamma]

[18:08] <@flowtron> HTML is not a coding language, I keep needing to tell people that
[18:08] <@flowtron> it's pure MARKUP
[18:08] <|Blitz|Arsehole> o really? :D
[18:08] <Gibtop> YA RLY
[18:09] * BCFHaerkefiende is developed in C/AL
[18:09] <@flowtron> even CSS isn't coding, unless you use some of those funky MS expression-stuff.
[18:09] <BCFHaerkefiende> I´m a business application! :D
[18:10] <@flowtron> B2B, prestigious!
[18:10] * Gibtop slaps BCFHaerkefiende
[18:10] <BCFHaerkefiende> Suicide.NEXT();
[18:10] <BCFHaerkefiende> Suicide.COMMIT();
[18:10] <BCFHaerkefiende> :P
[18:12] <^Lightning^> HTML is markup.
[18:12] <BCFHaerkefiende> <flowtron> HTML is not a coding language, I keep needing to tell people that
[18:12] <BCFHaerkefiende> <flowtron> it's pure MARKUP
[18:12] <|Blitz|Arsehole> i could write something nice in php/tcl/c#
[18:13] <|Blitz|Arsehole> and even in vb6 or vb.net
[18:13] <BCFHaerkefiende> <?php echo "c# sucks"; ?>
[18:13] <|Blitz|Arsehole> Console.WriteLine("C# does not suck!");
[18:14] <BCFHaerkefiende> MsgBox("It does")
[18:14] <|Blitz|Arsehole> MessageBox.Show("It does not ;)");
[18:14] <|Blitz|Arsehole> i love it
[18:14] <BCFHaerkefiende> cout<<"I hate it";
[18:15] <|Blitz|Arsehole> puts "why?"
[18:15] <Gibtop> Social engineering is FTW

Sad humor at it's best. :D

[Lightning]

I like to paint my balls.



Sorry 'bout that. ;)

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<Lightning> JEFF IS IN DA HOUSE! <Lightning> Yo DJ, Spin that shit <Lightning> My boy Jeff just joined the house <Lightning> DedicatedEliteSoldiers and there ain't no spouse <Lightning> We're gonna rock this channel <Lightning> wake the block up <Lightning> If you ain;t awake then you probly shot up --> iR4zor ([email protected]) has joined #DedicatedEliteSoldiers *** Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers +o iR4zor by ChanServ <ChanServ> [iR4zor] [Mai Mee Tur] Ask Brahma, Drakke, I think these are devs but I'm not sure... *** Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers +v iR4zor by BR <Lightning> Liiked my rap? <Lightning> He's got a killer strapped down. <Lightning> A DE in his belt <Lightning> You better watch out <Lightning> Or he'll call MorganKell <Lightning> OH! <Lightning> WooT! <Lightning> So DES|Godsmack liked my rap? --> |TaS_djogli ([email protected]) has joined #DedicatedEliteSoldiers *** Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers +v |TaS_djogli by ChanServ <DES|Godsmack> YO YO YO <DES|Godsmack> check out my New Grill \0/ <Lightning> Make me some chicken. and a beer chilled <Lightning> Fry this fry that <Lightning> M*therfucker you're gonna burn that! <Lightning> P <Lightning> :P* <DES|Godsmack> lol <Lightning> hehehe <Lightning> I'm just too good :P <DES|Godsmack> your whites coming thru <Lightning> Shall I continue? <DES|Godsmack> be my guest <Lightning> I gotta stick to you <Lightning> Like Super glue <Lightning> I got fevikwik <DES|Godsmack> i never knew <Lightning> So don't act lick <Lightning> slick* <DES|Godsmack> how that shiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t worked <DES|Godsmack> stick here stick there <DES|Godsmack> all up in the air <Lightning> Put your hands up! <DES|Godsmack> say HEY <DES|Godsmack> say YO <Lightning> Hey! <Lightning> Yo! <DES|Godsmack> 80's rap <Lightning> SAY OMGWTFBBQ!

Edited Medusa out

[Gibstick]

[11:28:43] <kinggkobraa> knock! knock! who is here?
[11:28:49] <MisterFloppy> its me, wondering why you not naked.

[V-Man]

Zomg has a point here actually.

[Gibstick]

When talking about DES|V-Man and V-Wifey vacationing near Bukz:

<DES|Godsmack>they are thinking of having a 3-some

[Viper]

stop being active !

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amialoser = [ say Am I a loser? $arg1 ]

[V-Man]

I like the stretching! :)

me too

[DrauL]

Anarchists conversation with himself.

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[20:04] <Anarchist> Anarchist! [20:05] <Anarchist> What? [20:05] <Anarchist> What are you doing? [20:05] <Anarchist> Nothing why? [20:05] <Anarchist> Oh, just wondering.. [20:05] <Anarchist> What do you want? [20:05] <Anarchist> :D, remember what you said ealier? [20:05] <Anarchist> Uh..... [20:05] <Anarchist> REMEMBER?? [20:05] <Anarchist> No.. sorry [20:05] <Anarchist> oh ok, I'm gonna go play ac nnow. [20:05] <Anarchist> Ok I'll come with.

[Anarchist]

Oh!.. you! xD

[V-Man]

* DES|V-Man summons a level 7 Godsmack, Laptop element
*** Godsmack_Laptop (x.x.x.x) joined

[Viper]

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23:19 Impaktd> !kb _viper i am admin 23:19 +++ ChanServ has taken voice from _Viper 23:19 *** _Viper was kicked by ChanServ ((Impaktd) i am admin) 23:19 !!! You have been kicked from #one-chat 23:20 You are banned from the channel #one-chat

that was Undead btw jsyk
One-chat definitely is the shit.

Later in ACWC

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Waagner> hello 23:24 Waagner> i am the greatest player in AC 23:24 Waagner> where do i lead the BR team? 23:24 Waagner> no 23:25 _Viper> if you are you must go to one-chat and tell undead to f*** off and come back unbanned. this is your quest 23:25 Waagner> where do i lead the earth team? 23:25 Waagner> i am the greatest player in AC 23:25 _Viper> if you are you must go to one-chat and tell undead to f*** off and come back unbanned. this is your quest 23:25 Waagner> and you mad bro? 23:25 Waagner> and you mad bro? 23:25 Waagner> and you mad bro? 23:25 Waagner> and you mad bro? 23:25 _Viper> no. 23:25 Waagner> and you mad bro? 23:25 _Viper> that is the quest you must do in order to be AC's greatest player 23:25 *** Waagner is now known as Waagner_ 23:25 *** Waagner_ is now known as Waagner 23:25 *** Waagner quit (EOF from client) [email protected]

[Robtics]

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unarmed(15) called a vote: kick player unarmed(3) ... unarmed: f1 he stole my name ... vote passed player unarmed(3) disconnected

[V-Man]

gl in AC communisty :)

[Gibstick]

<harps>you ever seen someone with downs syndrome?
<harps>or a man with a giant tumor instead of a hand, making it inoperable for use
<Gibstick>Rowan has Downs syndrome? O.o
<harps>it's been suspected in the community for some time now
<harps>it's so good his real life friends, such as yan and zara don't mention it to him. so caring
<harps>good player, though i hear he's drifted away from ac in my absence :)
<Gibstick>He drifted away from YOU.
<harps>kleenex moment

<asarch>I have three words for ya: I LOVE THIS GAME!!!

[V-Man]

I imagine the conversation went something like this:


*TheCreama rings his ISP*

TheCrema: "Hey, um, I can't connect to all these servers and stuff, what's going on?"
ISP: "Oh hai, for yr security, we be blockin' all unused p0rt holez yo! Cuz most internetz users, they b n00bz fo' shure and don't need all 'dem p0rt holez yo! Also, we suspectz j00 of illegal torrentz y0!"
TheCrema: "Huh... just fix my f**king net"
ISP: "K yo! All fixed!"

[jAcKRoCk*]

This was good.
He left cuz the nade spam.

[THESOUNDOFRAP]

***** in r|D CH in G-Surges

17:52 <TSOR> !8 ball arf arf arf arf arf arf art
17:52 <ChanServ> TSOR: It is decidedly so.
17:53 <art> !8ball is TSOR gay? xD
17:53 <ChanServ> art: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
17:53 <art> ahahahahahhaha xD
17:53 <TSOR> !8 ball arf arf art like a dog
17:53 <ChanServ> TSOR: Reading foggy -- try again later.
17:53 <TSOR> !8 ball 8 ball ur mom fuck u
17:53 <ChanServ> TSOR: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
17:53 <art> eheheheheheh xD
17:53 <art> !8 ball u like to fuck TSOR?
17:53 <ChanServ> art: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
17:54 <art> fail xD

[DrauL]

I lol'd @

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but i know your draul so ofcourse everyone will belive you and everyones going to say im the idiot in this situation, so whatever.

[Gibstick]

[13:49:20] <BCFHaerkefiende> we could try it again, Elise , but pls let me have a shower first xD

<BCFH|aerkefiende>you can be glad that I´m only teasing and don´t strip to it ^^

[V-Man]

*** Undead is now known as frit0

[jAcKRoCk*]

<[USA3]V-Man> <3 jAcKRoCk

xD

[Bukz]

Immediately after USA3's win over Mexico in the ACWC:

<+acwc> [USA3]V-Man says: '+1 for the Border Patrol'

[Gibstick]

[16:38:14] <harpsharps> i am quite excited
[16:38:47] <harpsharps> but i want to listen to a lot of music, play new ac, pleasure myself (quite frankly) and maybe watch a movie
[16:38:54] <harpsharps> but i have NO TIME AND NO PRIVACY

[DrauL]

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<Lightning> Gotta go get Durex. <Lightning> Opps. I mean............. Duracell*

[V-Man]

<Medusa> that's my secret when it's hot, i do nothing and i wear nothing :)

Not really a secret if you tell me! :-P

<Woolly> I need to get my RPG on soon
<DES|Hallstrom> Rocket propelled game or role playing grenade?