The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Ronald_Reagan]

Cleaner and I are banning for 3 days nonstop. We hope this will get fixed by rytis soon. In the meantime, try to not buy clothes or bonerpills over akimbo. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Unless Viagra becomes suddenly OpenSource don't get it from AKIMBO (btw, AKIMBO is all spelled in capital letters).

[Xenon]

<01:50:04> You were banned permanently from the server by "panda" (xenon)
<01:50:04> Disconnected from server

[Daithi]

<@Medusa> if i f*ck you can you or someone else fix it again?
<@jamz> if you fuck me?
<@Medusa> hahah
<@Medusa> oops
* @jamz blushes

[Xenon]

[19:28] <@jamz> the 'o' of 'ok' looks like a human head, and the 'k' looks like an AK47 next to the head, making it look, as a whole, like a person holding the weapon
[19:29] <@Medusa> if you say so but i don't see it

[Marti]

perros memes 2k12 nigga

Im nigga. And you cheater noob go make new screenshot.

kkkkkkk dis iz funny

[MorganKell]

What ya meant to say was

<@Medusa> if i f*ck you can you or someone else fix it again?
<@jamz> if you fuck me?
<@Medusa> hahah
<@Medusa> oops
* @jamz blushes

Yes I can fix it. Been there fixed that. You want top or bottom tonight?

[ExodusS]

perros memes 2k12 nigga

Im nigga. And you cheater noob go make new screenshot.

rofl

[X-Ray_Dog]

[23:34:51] <@gear4> X-Ray_Dog, I'm better than you now
[23:38:59] <@ACServ> Host: Most kills last round was B}X-Ray_Dog with 33 frags

[Orynge]

world isnt gonna end dem idiots just wanna make $

de world ain gon end dem bumbaclot just gwan make P

tell dem boy dere.

[Marti]

Gee, I hope Justin Bieber releases an album today.

[Artemis]

<18:07:09> "CLAUDE LA SAUCISSE": i only played today because i had a pretty terrible day today, and i wanted to just kill people to let off stress
"CLAUDE LA SAUCISSE" = vanquish :D:D::D:D:

[al3rt]

You are a little smartass fuckstick. We (as in the pre-YOU AC community) do not want or need your stupid remarks and/or negative commentary on every damn thread you post to. I understand that you are only 14, and your brain is not fully developed yet but if you are unable to attempt to post something somewhat helpful or at least NOT OBNOXIOUS and not just act like a little asshole, then GTFO. You are pissing a lot of ADULT and/or pro-AC players off with your BS. Many of the people you are angering have been in the AC community for many years..... as in they started playing this game, and have been contributing members of this community, and society in general, long before you had to use deodorant, or spotted that first bit of peachfuzz you finally grew on your lip. I have a daughter that's 14, and she is less of a drama-queen than you.

GROW THE FUCK UP,
OR...
GO THE FUCK ON.

Opened up the forums today and found a PM from Boomhauer with the title 'YOU'. My first reaction was 'ME!'

[Marti]

I agree

Weak attempt to be funny

not necessarily agree with how he said it but i agree with what he means

[al3rt]

...

K... Where'd they go?

[Vanquish]

sounds like he has anger problems...a grown man raging at a 14 year old, really? he should "grow the fuck up" as he puts it. i'd hate to be a 14 year old child of his if that's how he speaks to all minors.

also

"CLAUDE LA SAUCISSE" = vanquish :D:D::D:D:

fu revealing my alias xD

[X-Ray_Dog]

[15:26:04] <@X-Ray-Dog> actiongame: weaponvalues * r8875 /trunk/ac/ (AR now at 20 bullets):
[15:26:18] <@Aekom> god finally
[15:26:27] * Bugboy1028 ([email protected]) Quit ( Signed off )
[15:26:27] <@B}Droid> :O
[15:26:27] <@Aekom> 15 made it completely useless
[15:27:05] <@Aekom> X-Ray-Dog, where did you see that? CIA bot is down

[Aekom]

[15:26:04] <@X-Ray-Dog> actiongame: weaponvalues * r8875 /trunk/ac/ (AR now at 20 bullets):
[15:26:18] <@Aekom> god finally
[15:26:27] * Bugboy1028 ([email protected]) Quit ( Signed off )
[15:26:27] <@B}Droid> :O
[15:26:27] <@Aekom> 15 made it completely useless
[15:27:05] <@Aekom> X-Ray-Dog, where did you see that? CIA bot is down

Lol bastard. If anybody was wondering, that message is fake.

[Oracle]

I agree

Weak attempt to be funny

not necessarily agree with how he said it but i agree with what he means

Let's just all agree that both of 'em are at fault and move on with it.
Post an actual good quote, the recent ones are giving this thread the same fate as the memes one... -_-.

[jamz]

<Daithi> iwonder if i could make a bo[t] to playthis game
<Daithi> then cheat using multiple accounts

[al3rt]

sounds like he has anger problems...a grown man raging at a 14 year old, really? he should "grow the fuck up" as he puts it. i'd hate to be a 14 year old child of his if that's how he speaks to all minor

I answered in the same way. That I feel sorry for his daughter that she has to have a father that instead of taking care of his own child calls other children in his daughters age fuckstick xD

[Waffles]

Sometimes kids need to be called fucksticks. When I was 14 i did nothing but hump legs, similar to one dem yappy dogs.

[1Cap]

Waffles
Breakfast of Champions
Posts: 338
Joined: Mar 2011
RE: Servers Extended Message
"myself" is improper use in that sentence. Implies that you've got more than one personality. If you have early symptoms of schizophrenia consult a physician. If not, consult a rhetoric tutor.

[X-Ray_Dog]

I'm not sure, but I think someone cheated on the voting poll. Since someone abused it, I'd say we should remove such a feature, to avoid abuses in the future.

[MorganKell]

Good job Skaelos post a PRIVATE MESSAGE. Fucking jackass.

[D3M0NW0LF]

I'm no scientist, just live close to a nuclear reactor.

[Mystered]

This one's epic ^^^

[D3M0NW0LF]

AC's not a video game... It's a way of life!

Let me break it down for you really quick. Gema is an obstacle course. There is no killing in gema. If you kill, the lulz master shall pwn your a$$.

[Waffles]

"skankturkey"-morgankell

<3

[jamz]

<Daithi__> wow now it is an invasion
<Daithi__> how many phones do you have?
<Dani> 1
<Daithi__> so you just have 3 irc programs open on it at once?
<jamz> problem?
*Daithi__ thinks someone is too addicted to irc
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<jamz> lol
<Daithi__> don't make me punish you now
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[DrauL]

Boomhauer's PM

HURR DURR FUCKTARDARY

Boomy, I love you <3