The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Viper]

* eQ|Gibarix is now known as eQ|Showering
* eQ|Aekom is now known as Aekom-AFK
<Aekom-AFK> ...dont get the wrong ideas people

Lol, I bet they're roommates :P

Trust me, they're not. OR this would all get creepy REALLY fast.

[paulmuaddibKA]

Yeah, AC Forums are whipiddy whippidy ding dong dooo with custard filling and a cherry on top!

took the words right out of my mouth.

Lucky says:
More like out of the fridge ^^

[Lantry]

[23:34] <+eQ|sgtd> that is a MAJOR fail...
[23:34] <+B}ShadowZ> no
[23:34] <+B}ShadowZ> it's a SEARGENT fail

[Viper]

eQ|sgt: who knows a bit about music?
[11:32pm] eQ|Aekom-AFK: yeah i know music
[11:32pm] eQ|Aekom-AFK: like madonna and lady gaga right?
[11:32pm] eQ|sgt: :D
[11:32pm] eQ|Aekom-AFK:
[11:32pm] eQ|Lantry: do you mean music theory?
[11:32pm] Kakarrot: *fap fap fap* *nyan* *fap^

[Undead]

devtroll

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<Bukz> you're just butthurt because more of your maps are not official
<Bukz> is this a dick measuring contest? or are you gonna be a man and answer the fucking question? lol
<Bukz> butthurt much?
<Bukz> or just jelly
<Bukz> eat shit dude
<Bukz> you'd have more officials if you were not such a cock
<Bukz> you show respect to a select few who you like having bumsex with
<Bukz> you're a fucking troll undead
<Undead> gemas for life
<Undead> ever played one?
<Bukz> nah
<Bukz> because it's fucking retarded
<Bukz> this is my e-peen
<Bukz> it's biggr than urs
<Bukz> because people that play matches are morons
<Bukz> theres more to this game than youre pretentious bullshit ;)
<Bukz> eat shit
<Bukz> again
<Bukz> i'm off to play L4D because I don't have to bother with idiots like yourself
<Bukz> peace

[Bukz]

Since Undead likes to take things out of context to cover his own ass, those of you who are interested in the entire log, can contact me for it. ;)

[Undead]

i am faster
http://pastebin.com/CpUf0NPq

[Lightning]

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<Lightning|Xu> RantingHuman: Have you ever DDoSed someone / broken a cyber law?
<Harps> yeah, he does it all the time
<Harps> and before computers he used to just write loads of angry letters to people
<Harps> and just flood their hallways with letters so they couldnt leave
<Harps> needless to say, he has led a highly troubled life

Harps <3

[paulmuaddibKA]

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<Undead> you used to be so nice bukz
<Undead> but then you got in DES

Reminds me of something...

[Ronald_Reagan]

I'm laughing at these bits:

<Undead> ok stop trolling
[...]
<Undead> stop trolling plz
[...]
<Undead> lol im not going to buy your respect
<Undead> it should just come
[...]
<Undead> can you stop trolling?
<Undead> are you able to have a conversation without trolling?

[Lantry]

[jAcKRoCk*]

Cat fight!!!!!!

[Duckett]

crateivity

[Undead]

I'm laughing at these bits:

<Undead> ok stop trolling
[...]
<Undead> stop trolling plz
[...]
<Undead> lol im not going to buy your respect
<Undead> it should just come
[...]
<Undead> can you stop trolling?
<Undead> are you able to have a conversation without trolling?

its even more ironic when you see hes actually trolling.

[jamz]

...
crateivity

WTF!? 'crateivity' was my word! He stole it!! I have the IRC logs, damnit!!!

[Orynge]

I also have IRC logs.
This was straight after talking about Nyan Cat and Uncyclopedia.

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[17:29] * BCFH|DarKnoT has joined #assaultcube
[17:30] <@RandumKiwi>                 .--~~,__
[17:30] <@RandumKiwi>    :-....,-------`~~'._.'
[17:30] <@RandumKiwi>     `-,,,  ,_       ;'~U'
[17:30] <@RandumKiwi>      _,-' ,'`- _;    '--.
[17:30] <@RandumKiwi>     (_/'~~      ''''( ;
[17:30] <@RandumKiwi> woof.
[17:31] <|BC|Wolf> WHERE IS THE FISHY.
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi> maybe it's hiding in this pig?
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi>    &_--~- ,_
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi>    {        ",
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi>    (  )_ ,{ ,_@
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi>     |/  {|\{
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi>     ""   " "
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi> ><{{{*>
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi> THERE IT IS!
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi> under the pig
[17:31] <|BC|Wolf> thats a pig?
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi> BCFH|DarKnoT: catch the fishy
[17:31] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> XD
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi> ><{{{*>
[17:31] <@RandumKiwi> THERE IT GOES!@

[Viper]

I have probably the ego of a whale. :D

I have probably the ego of a Viper, but I'm not 100% sure.

[Undead]

WTF!? 'crateivity' was my word! He stole it!! I have the IRC logs, damnit!!!

much soz

[V-Man]

much soz

It was history in the making.

[Cemer]

Forum lock emanate

[V-Man]

I know this is offtopic, but you get +10 internetz for being the first new player I've seen with proper usage of grammar.

Thanks. I try my best to be as coherent as possible. Checked my mailbox. Where's my Internetz? Where do I cash them in?

[Fate]

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Fate2.0: practice tourney* situation then lucky?
Fate2.0: who eliminates first
HyPE|lucky: ?
HyPE|lucky: idc
Fate2.0: hmm
Fate2.0: kbai desert
HyPE|lucky: glhf gothic
Fate2.0: lol arctic
HyPE|lucky: toxic FFFUUU
Fate2.0: whats left?
Fate2.0: i srsly dont know
HyPE|lucky: ...complex
Fate2.0: complex and
Fate2.0: and...?
Fate2.0: WHAT
Fate2.0: NO AND
HyPE|lucky: LOL
Fate2.0: D:
HyPE|lucky: AHHAHAHA
Fate2.0: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HyPE|lucky: made me laugh so hard i have to go pee now xD
Fate2.0: lol
Fate2.0: ima pee too
Fate2.0: sec

and later....

Fate2.0 called a vote: load map ac_complex in mode DM
vote passed

you were fragged by HyPE|lucky
Fate2.0:lame spawn
HyPE|lucky: xD
Fate2.0: restart?

Fate2.0 called a vote: load map ac_complex in mode DM
vote passed
you were fragged by HyPE|lucky
Fate2.0: wowowowow
HyPE|lucky: HAHA
Fate2.0: stupid spawns
Fate2.0: can we restart
Fate2.0: until we have a good spawn
HyPE|lucky: sure

Fate2.0 called a vote: load map ac_complex in mode DM
vote passed
you were fragged by HyPE|lucky
Fate2.0: kidding me
HyPE|lucky: LOLOLOOL
Fate2.0: WATWATWAT MAKKE
Fate2.0: Y U NO MAKE FFA SPAWNS
HyPE|lucky: again

Fate2.0 called a vote: load map ac_complex in mode DM
vote passed
Fate2.0: wow.
Fate2.0: just....wow
Fate2.0: actually
Fate2.0: i'll just go over there
Fate2.0: then u can count down
HyPE|lucky: im laughin so hard right now
HyPE|lucky: LOL
HyPE|lucky: ill just go over there
...
HyPE|lucky: restart and just go
Fate2.0: lol
Fate2.0: mkay

Fate2.0 called a vote: load map ac_complex in mode DM
vote passed
you fragged HyPE|lucky
you were fragged by HyPE|lucky
Fate2.0: all spawns are bases
Fate2.0: -_-
Fate2.0: ridiculous
Fate2.0: dammit makke
...
Fate2.0: wait
Fate2.0: NO F*CKING WONDER [I was wondering why my gameplay was "off]
Fate2.0: I PUT MY LEFT EARPHONE INTO MY *RIGHT* EAR
Fate2.0: OH WOW
HyPE|lucky: umm so?
Fate2.0: WOW
Fate2.0: WOW
Fate2.0: WOW
Fate2.0: when ur actually on my right
Fate2.0: i hear u on my left
HyPE|lucky: hmm
Fate2.0: wow
HyPE|lucky: no wonder ur so good
HyPE|lucky: u always know where we are before it happens

The end. Ended up not having a 1v1...lol

*iOD tourney

[titiPT]

Not what I think of this thread btw.

Score :)

[Luc@s]

[lucky]

i dont get it^

[Kakarrot]

15:14 <elite> BoB Tugce is girl?
15:14 <NightHawkd> yes Tugce is a girl
15:14 <elite> No way xD

[Cemer]

I enjoy how you included both computers AND computer chairs in this map. It certainly shows you have a great deal of common sense and intelligence.

I love how this wasn't sarcastic.

[burnyy]

Assault Cube Quotes Thread:

- 75% of the quotes are about Undead
- 25% are made by Undead

[HellJanitorIsHispanic]

Assault Cube Quotes Thread:

- 75% of the quotes are about Undead
- 25% are made by Undead

[Undead]

i posted here like 3 times, i have 1000 haters and im on top of all of them.