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24 Apr 14, 02:01PM
(This post was last modified: 24 Apr 14, 02:07PM by foa.trionkali.)
Well, here is a great knowledge that came to me when I was in a lobby with a player called...never mind the name. However upon dying a bunch of times, getting shot by a player named sharpshot. [Unnamed player]<as all noobs do> accused sharpshot of hacking when it occurred to me.
Pros are hackers. The brain is programmable and over the years it has written a less buggy form of the program called Reaction, all on it's own. This Reaction program eventually becomes an aimbot. My thought is that we should be banning these players for three months at a time because they are using these aimbot minds which are harder to delete than an aimbot PC program. These cheaters need to either figure out how to turn that aimbot off or face the blacklist. I cannot stand to see a game that has people running around with this stupid "Reaction"
I think we need to start banning these hackers one at a time knowing that we are slowly curing this "Reaction"problem one Pro Hacker at a time
Please note that this is meant as a joke. Any offence taken to this thread will be tolerated. Hope this made your day. or unmade it which ever. :)
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as long as the ban vote doesn't pass, they are funny :>
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You should be banned for this
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See the case of wolf v. Brahma
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(24 Apr 14, 02:57PM)Marti Wrote: You should be banned for this
I appreciate the complement :-)
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25 Apr 14, 08:02AM
(This post was last modified: 25 Apr 14, 08:02AM by #M|A#Wolf.)
Evidently satire isn't really your thing.
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(24 Apr 14, 04:21PM)Waffles Wrote: See the case of wolf v. Brahma
I thought we got past this.
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You know the lag reaction ?
You know haxjump reaction?
You know the dodge reaction ?
Not? You should learn how to program for Asault Cube.
Many players "pros" are called hackers because they really are.
aff, sry my reaction ;)
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(25 Apr 14, 09:07AM)1Cap Wrote: You know the lag reaction ?
You know haxjump reaction?
You know the dodge reaction ?
Not? You should learn how to program for Asault Cube.
Many players "pros" are called hackers because they really are.
aff, sry my reaction ;)
HA HA HA HA That is a good one :)
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Why noobs cry a lot when you raped them in a game? That's my question about calling good players hackers and it's annoying... But unfornately, people still doing that.
F*ckkkkk!!!! Its just skill!!! Arghhh!
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(25 Apr 14, 09:37PM)Skinny-Dog Wrote: Why noobs cry a lot when you raped them in a game? That's my question about calling good players hackers and it's annoying... But unfornately, people still doing that.
F*ckkkkk!!!! Its just skill!!! Arghhh!
But you're a noob?
(26 Apr 14, 01:02AM)Marti Wrote: But you're a noob?
Talking about the king of rome... -.-
I don't care if i'm a noob, i'm lovin' it :P
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26 Apr 14, 04:21AM
(This post was last modified: 26 Apr 14, 04:23AM by TheNihilanth.)
"Pros" are cheaters who are not yet caught (at least this is the tendency in ac...)
Talk about hackers in an open source game hahaha pffft...
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Talking about 'pros' in open source game, pffft :)
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I disagree that 'pros' are hackers that have not been caught.
There are many people that play the game cleanly and are quite good.
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(26 Apr 14, 02:46AM)Skinny-Dog Wrote: (26 Apr 14, 01:02AM)Marti Wrote: But you're a noob?
Talking about the king of rome... -.-
I'm the ruler of the world m8
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I've been called hacker a lot these days, and I'm a shitty player...level of players have been decreased a lot IMO(at least in pubs ofc).
haha... Yeah, now we know why our world is f*cked up... Ohhh :O
back to the thread:
If you headshot to much... Hack... If you throw a random nade and got a kill.... Hack... Wtf... :/
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(27 Apr 14, 03:06AM)Skinny-Dog Wrote: haha... Yeah, now we know why our world is f*cked up... Ohhh :O
If you think that is fucked up I'm curious to hear your thoughts on murder.
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(27 Apr 14, 01:12AM)hgf-arg Wrote: level of players have been decreased a lot IMO accidental double meaning
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27 Apr 14, 11:23PM
(This post was last modified: 27 Apr 14, 11:32PM by foa.trionkali.)
Man.... i love that stick figure animation :')
But that's imposible! In that animation, i saw like a 18-0... lol... but i think that somebody it's going to post a pic with that score... hmm... bring it on!
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30 Apr 14, 02:44PM
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(30 Apr 14, 12:47AM)Skinny-Dog Wrote: 18-0... lol... but i think that somebody it's going to post a pic with that score... hmm... bring it on!
*insert obligatory picture of marti's 40-0 ratio in clanmatch here*
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I remember that game... such KS. We spent 15 minutes protecting him so he doesn't die and watching him stealing our kills so he gets this screenshot while Vanquish was over-excited in TS XD
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(30 Apr 14, 04:31PM)DamDam Wrote: I remember that game... such KS. We spent 15 minutes protecting him so he doesn't die and watching him stealing our kills so he gets this screenshot while Vanquish was over-excited in TS XD
You tried to tk me multiple times
Dont get mad at me because you can never get scores like this ;)
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(30 Apr 14, 05:40PM)Marti Wrote: Dont get mad at [him] because you can never get scores like this ;)
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