Creativity Contest

[Waffles]

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this, if not please delete and warn the shit outta me.

After a conversation with XRD, and being lonely whilst my GF is at work, I'm interested to see how much mail I'd actually receive if i posted my real (yes real) address on the website. You can feel free to send me whatever ( no drugs, weapons, or plants). Hate mail is welcome and encouraged.

Whoever sends me the most enjoyable and creative piece (letter, official B} coffee mugs/whatever) will win $50 paypal from me.* I look forward to submissions for my consideration. Rules for the contest are as follows. I make the rules for who wins, no disputes. As an added bonus, I will pose with your piece doing something absurd, have it framed, and hang it on Larry's wall.

My "real" address (it is my address, i just don't live there.)

2113 hanover avenue
apartment a
richmond, va 23220

if you hate the idea, go fuck yourself.

no submissions of child porn as well please, i don't want to be arrested, but if i do get arrested, the story will be worth it


*must have your own valid paypal account

[Bukz]

Brb sending you dog poo.

Edit: (j/k ofc)

Its a fun idea, I like it. :)

[Andrez]

You are not aware of how many people/psychos/rapists/serial killers can see your address, or you're just one of the best trolls ever :D

[1Cap]

??

[Mael]

When did you buy your Hyundai?

Edit: Nevermind I may have found you. Your neighbors seem nice.

Spoiler

[MorganKell]

Oh man... the shit I'm going to send you. Hahahaha

[Habluka]

inb4 someone sends you factory rejected dragon dildos

[Felix-The-Ghost]

I'm burning your house down.

[|40+|Axel]

it really is your address?
looks like revenge :)

[DrauL]

Waffles, you getting a picture of me naked.
Do you want a hat?

[Marti]

Fuark i wanted to send u weed but well its illegal..


There goes my masterplan for victory.

How about some baby crocs then?

[pweaks]

I will send you a chip of my flesh.

[Sanzo'']

Incomming love from France

[Waffles]

It better be chocolate sanzo or ill be very upset

[titiPT]

bits of fingernails it is

[SKB]

How lonely drunk were you when you posted that, Waffles?

[Waffles]

Im alway lonely skb. Really i just want some tui from randum and a B} coffee mug

[X-Ray_Dog]

Good Luck!

Spoiler

[Marti]

Ahah sexy XRD!

[CharlyMurphie]

He must have gotten that mug by now, by 1st class mail :P

[Marti]

PICS! WE WANT PICS!

[Waffles]

ill have to pick it up. i'll see if it's reached me by today

[Fate]

Sent something from DX your way, Waff. :)



Crossing my fingers it doesn't take its time to get to your door...

[Orynge]

I see "... Giant... Toy"

[Mr.OpTic]

Prepare your anus, waffles.

[Waffles]

who the fuck is eric shen?

[Oracle]

I think he meant Eric Shen to be the sender xD


(Fate's asian amirite)

[Fate]

Who is Eric Shen you ask? Well... he's an erec-tion. Get it? :D

[Marti]

Who is Eric Shen you ask? Well... he's an erec-tion. Get it? :D

lmao thats brilliant!

[Edward]

that's really clever. people send you gift, you give 50$ to one of them, you sell everything for more than 50$.