Haiku Scholarship
#1
I seek scholarships
some interesting, some lame
this one caught my eye

http://www.directtextbook.com/haiku/22376

vote for me please?
? is worth one syllable
so it all works out
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#2
Reminds me of a C++ program I wrote.
I made all of its comments haiku for some reason.
Code:
#include <iostream> #include <fstream> #include <vector> #include "..\Combinator\convtime.h" #define BRATE 616628 using namespace std; int main(int argc, char* argv[]) { cout<<"Text file splitter v. 0.92, 2-26-2012" <<endl; if (argc < 2) // Function takes 2 args { cout<<"Usage:" <<endl; // Otherwise, explains itself cout<<"txtsplit [File Name] [# Strings Per File]" <<endl; cout<<"txtsplit EXAMPLE.TXT 1000000" <<endl; cout<<"Splits EXAMPLE.TXT into files containing up to 1000000 strings each" <<endl; return 0; // Please come back later } ifstream file (argv[1], ios::ate); // Open the target if (!file.is_open()) { // Make sure it really exists cout<<"File not found: " <<argv[1] <<endl; // Elusive, like wind return 1; } cout<<"File " <<argv[1] <<" opened" <<endl; cout<<file.tellg() <<" bytes" <<endl; cout<<"This will take about " <<convtime((file.tellg()) / BRATE) <<endl; file.seekg(0, ios::beg); cout<<"Press Enter when ready" <<endl; // This tells the user cin.get(); // Proceed now, or chicken out? vector<string> readfile; // This vector will read cout<<"Splitting..." <<endl; char ebuf[8]; string str, buffer, ofile, ifile = (argv[1]); // 4 strings: all just names unsigned int i = 0; // Introduce the file counter while (file.good()) // Check for end of file { while ( ((readfile.size()) < (atoi(argv[2]))) // Vector is not full, && (file.good())) { // And the file has not ended, file>>str; // Take a string from it readfile.push_back(str);} // Insert in vector ofile = (_itoa (i,ebuf,10)); // Change the string to a number ofile += "_" + ifile; // Append the filename ofstream outputfile (ofile, ios::trunc); // Create this new file for (unsigned j=0; j < readfile.size(); j++) { // For each string in the vector, outputfile<<(readfile.at(j)) + "\n"; // Write to the output } outputfile.close(); // Close the outputfile readfile.clear(); // Now empty the read buffer i++; // Increment the count } // This loop has ended file.close(); // It is time to stop reading return 0; // The split is complete }
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#3
You are wonderful.
Despite my praises
I must reassure you that
There was no homo
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#4
i have NO IDEA how Haikus work...
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#5
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#6
If you want money
Better to sell your body
lest you dissapoint
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#7
Seems Lantry's got some competition.
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#8
(16 Sep 12, 10:49PM)ShadowFlameZ Wrote: 5
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aaahhhh. right, i get it...

sorry to ask you
It was never taught to me
in school or at home

BOOM!!!
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#9
We had this in class
I took it and ran with it
like so many knives
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#10
Haikus are random
Mine are even more random
I do not even
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#11
Every time you say,
"What is this I don't even,"
We all groan in pain.
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#12
Sadly you are wrong
He didn't say the first part
"What is this," did he?
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#13
The statement still stands.
I did not say that we groaned,
only when we do.
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#14
Kudos to you sir
You've truly outwitted me
Thus I'm defeated
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#15
[cubescript]
add2bind MOUSE1 [
allowblinkingtext 1 //True!
echo \fbMy Eyes Hurt
]
[/cubescript]
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#16
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#17
V-man, the enigma;
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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#18
Hm, that seems to be the most intelligent insult you've ever attempted. GG Also GTFO.
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