After what I personally perceive as the bash threads failure to get people raging at each other, I had my own idea. What could cause stronger, more vastly differing opinions, than the value of a chicken?
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| More than a human's | 7 | 13.46% | |
| More than a hacker's | 12 | 23.08% | |
| More than a camper's | 5 | 9.62% | |
| 4 quid at Sainsbury's | 10 | 19.23% | |
| More than a plant's | 5 | 9.62% | |
| Less than a plant's | 5 | 9.62% | |
| It's entirely inconsequential. It's a chicken. | 8 | 15.38% | |
| Total | 52 vote(s) | 100% | |
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What does a chickens life matter
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22 Apr 12, 02:32AM
If I had to go by what I think, its not worth a dime.
If I had to go by what I feel, it should be priceless. If I had to go by what makes me a standard citizen, Id say 4 quid. If I had to go by what I am, its got a hole that I would XD 
22 Apr 12, 03:02PM
[x] More than a plant's
[x] Less than a plant's Ohnoes, I just broke the 1/0. 
22 Apr 12, 03:33PM
22 Apr 12, 03:52PM
A woman saves up to buy a parrot. When she takes it home, it bites her. This happens every day until the lady gets really annoyed at the parrot and sticks him in the freezer. Half an hour later, she feels bad about it and puts it into the microwave on "thaw."
Thirty seconds later, she takes him out and he starts talking to her. He says: "I know why you did that to me and I apologize for my behavior." She says that she is glad to hear that. He says: "I just have one question." "Fire away." "What did the chicken do?" 
22 Apr 12, 04:06PM
(22 Apr 12, 01:42AM)Hellspell Wrote: After what I personally perceive as the bash threads failure to get people raging at each other, I had my own idea. What could cause stronger, more vastly differing opinions, than the value of a chicken? We need more information, this chicken you speak of, is coated in seven secret spices and fried or coated in the finest breadcrumb and served with lettuce, pickles and secret sauce on a kaiser roll or slow roasted in an oven with only its rich juicness to complement it delicate flavour? 
Yes it depends on how you prepare the chicken. Otherwise it's just a feces machine.
22 Apr 12, 05:13PM
i feel very bad everytime i eat mean, thinking about poor pigs and chickens living their entire life in a cage
 (22 Apr 12, 03:33PM)Habluka Wrote:(22 Apr 12, 01:42AM)Hellspell Wrote: After what I personally perceive as the bash threads failure to get people raging at each other, I had my own idea. What could cause stronger, more vastly differing opinions, than the value of a chicken? wait are you being serious? like, actually angry? 
22 Apr 12, 08:46PM
22 Apr 12, 10:02PM
it doesn't say they actually care about the chicken, they just say its worth more than a hacker/camper/plant's life or even less that a plants life
EDIT: I like KFC <3 
23 Apr 12, 07:46PM
(This post was last modified: 23 Apr 12, 07:46PM by ärkefiende.)
imho chicken = human
* ärkefiende is vegetarian 
23 Apr 12, 07:52PM
23 Apr 12, 07:58PM
inconsequential as every other living or non-living thing...
27 Apr 12, 07:16PM
"coated in seven secret spices and fried or coated in the finest breadcrumb and served with lettuce, pickles and secret sauce on a kaiser roll or slow roasted in an oven with only its rich juicness to complement it delicate flavor" -DES\Anderson
Ya thanks. was trying to avoid fast food. Fuck ':_:' Back on topic.... If the chicken is named Oscar Goldman, then it's life is worth a blowjerb from Lucy.
30 Apr 12, 08:02PM
Damnit, now I'm hungry and I have no chicken :(
01 May 12, 07:41AM
Speaking of chicken... you hear about that little bitch whining about SilverCloud? I bet you own the dick that's stuck up your ass too. :)
03 May 12, 08:10PM
04 May 12, 04:01PM
You want chicken? Try Mcdons. Grease city. Then let's not forget Subway. I hope that restaurant dies in a fire. The upscale version of chicken.
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