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I just read that sissy post about how there's so much brutality on the forum and how cry cry you can't even go on without being knocked around by dem big bad meanies. Let me give you a piece of wisdom to carry through into your old age. FUCK EM. C'mon people!! This is a WAR. We don't play Flowercube, we at ASSAULTcube. When you assault someone you're generally opening up one fat can of whoop ass on their illegitimately spawned FACE. It only figures that this mantra, way of life, code of honor should carry over into, onto, and all muthafking around the accompanying shit attached to this AWESOME game. I swear some of you nancies really piss me off sometimes. I love you all even the occasional bitch or two honor requires me to fking own xept Zarj. He's officially a lifetime Captain of the Kuntheads. Ease up on all the seriousness, drink a beer, or hell go get laid. Then come back, stare at the shit, and laugh for a good ten minutes. You'll feel better in no time. I do. Remember that we bleed for our honor. We dont dance around like a bunch of bitchy sissypissers angry cuz we get no respect. Earn your beloved respect like men!
Oh and I was not talking shit on Opensource. That was all for that kikenblaster Zarj. When I throwdown my thoughts drift like fking thunderbolts ripping through the sky. They come at the most random times and slam into my posts with the fury of a cataclysmic eruption of molten awesomeness. All I was doing mentioning OS was to show him flames. As for Zarj he is on Kell's Most Wanted. That bitch better watch out.
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Hey homeboy, get on irc. Use mibbit or something.
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I somehow felt motivated with this post...
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Morgan, if you have a problem with someone take it up with them privately instead of making yourself look weak by slamming them in public. I know you like to joke and all, but please don't start more flame wars.
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Weak? How the FUCK am I WEAK? Do you know how long I've waited for ty buttons? Do you know how long I've waited for the fking awesomeness of old school AC to return?! Yea nuff said, S-T-F-U. Reason I wreaked the fking house is because I'm pissed as shit and drunk enough to tell you to kiss my fking gorgeously shaped ass. The thread was closed before I could post so again fk off.
You mess with awesomeness when it's mad as hell and you're going to get annihilated. No one fucks with my friends. I have a problem with Zarj and I will damn well let you and everyone else in this fking world know. Fucking weak? You EVER call me that again you and I will have some serious fucking issues. jamz is a shimmy with true blue blood to the bone. He's a SHIMMY. Shimmy triple post Ooncey pop giggle dagger sizzle slampow überBOOM BIOTCH!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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17 Mar 12, 04:32AM
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(17 Mar 12, 04:10AM)MorganKell Wrote: ......... You shouldn't be mad at someone over minor things. Also, your writings worry me.
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Apparently you don't read much.
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(17 Mar 12, 12:55AM)MorganKell Wrote: Ease up on all the seriousness, drink a beer, or hell go get laid. Then come back, stare at the shit, and laugh for a good ten minutes. You'll feel better in no time. MorganKell Wrote:No one fucks with my friends. I have a problem with Zarj and I will damn well let you and everyone else in this fking world know.
I'm not sure if you understand what exactly Zarj did. He didn't take advantage of a bug or exploit the application in some way. He just thanked people. A lot of people.
1. Jamz set up the thanks system in a silly way, and should have written it so nobody could easily do what Zarj did.
2. Because he was pissed, Jamz just scrapped the whole thing instead of just changing it so that what Zarj did wouldn't work any more (a simple change).
Zarj wasn't trying to be mean and he wasn't breaking anything (unless he slowed or crashed the server - I don't think that's likely). Zarj was just messing around in a non-destructive way and jamz was tired or frustrated or in some other way not in the mood to deal with that.
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Understood. However I am afraid I must point out that you are indeed wrong. You know I should really spell out I fucking roll one day so you can all understand what awesomeness is really about. Zarj was being the duestchfruit he was born to be. Destroying other people's fun because of some extremely phizzucked views of life and AC. He obviously doesn't understand people. The depth and compassion behind shimmies who believe in this game, because he is a disgrace to all that is pure. Fuck him. He wants to just mess around? Then tell him to google 4chan.
That piece of shit thinks he fucking owns this game. He thinks he's the all righteous protector of AC and treats anyone who disagrees even slightly with him like they were born retarded. Well I have something to say to that. I was playing this game before you were sucking your mother's teet. You think you can just come out of nowhere and suddenly make the rules? FUCK YOU ZARJ. This was a long time coming. I'm just happy you finally showed your true colors you cumqueef-guzzling piece of shit.
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(17 Mar 12, 04:10AM)MorganKell Wrote: Weak? How the FUCK am I WEAK? Do you know how long I've waited for ty buttons? Do you know how long I've waited for the fking awesomeness of old school AC to return?! Yea nuff said, S-T-F-U. Reason I wreaked the fking house is because I'm pissed as shit and drunk enough to tell you to kiss my fking gorgeously shaped ass. The thread was closed before I could post so again fk off.
You mess with awesomeness when it's mad as hell and you're going to get annihilated. No one fucks with my friends. I have a problem with Zarj and I will damn well let you and everyone else in this fking world know. Fucking weak? You EVER call me that again you and I will have some serious fucking issues. jamz is a shimmy with true blue blood to the bone. He's a SHIMMY. Shimmy triple post Ooncey pop giggle dagger sizzle slampow überBOOM BIOTCH!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Weak sounds better than immature. I am not here to engage in a flame war with you and that is not my intent. I'm not trying to mess with you at all. If you want to have a conversation with me do it in a civil manner.
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MK, I be glad havin' you back more often, however now it seems to just be to rag on Zarj. Go make other sexy posts.
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(17 Mar 12, 07:20AM)Undead Wrote: shimmy
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(17 Mar 12, 04:10AM)MorganKell Wrote: drunk enough Yup.
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17 Mar 12, 01:44PM
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(17 Mar 12, 04:10AM)MorganKell Wrote: Weak? How the FUCK am I WEAK? Do you know how long I've waited for ty buttons? Do you know how long I've waited for the fking awesomeness of old school AC to return?! Yea nuff said, S-T-F-U. Reason I wreaked the fking house is because I'm pissed as shit and drunk enough to tell you to kiss my fking gorgeously shaped ass. The thread was closed before I could post so again fk off.
You mess with awesomeness when it's mad as hell and you're going to get annihilated. No one fucks with my friends. I have a problem with Zarj and I will damn well let you and everyone else in this fking world know. Fucking weak? You EVER call me that again you and I will have some serious fucking issues. jamz is a shimmy with true blue blood to the bone. He's a SHIMMY. Shimmy triple post Ooncey pop giggle dagger sizzle slampow überBOOM BIOTCH!
Let me say something:
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(17 Mar 12, 04:10AM)MorganKell Wrote: ...drunk enough... /Sigh
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17 Mar 12, 03:58PM
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Swearing/flaming that much isn't against forum rules anymore? :D
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MK is the personified exception to the rules :P
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Reminds me of AVGN:
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(17 Mar 12, 04:10AM)MorganKell Wrote: Weak? How the FUCK am I WEAK? Do you know how long I've waited for ty buttons? Do you know how long I've waited for the fking awesomeness of old school AC to return?! Yea nuff said, S-T-F-U. Reason I wreaked the fking house is because I'm pissed as shit and drunk enough to tell you to kiss my fking gorgeously shaped ass. The thread was closed before I could post so again fk off.
You mess with awesomeness when it's mad as hell and you're going to get annihilated. No one fucks with my friends. I have a problem with Zarj and I will damn well let you and everyone else in this fking world know. Fucking weak? You EVER call me that again you and I will have some serious fucking issues. jamz is a shimmy with true blue blood to the bone. He's a SHIMMY. Shimmy triple post Ooncey pop giggle dagger sizzle slampow überBOOM BIOTCH!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Why aren't you a rapper?
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17 Mar 12, 06:39PM
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Haha it's ironic that you mentioned that Cemer* because I have been writing rhymes and lyrics lately. I call it Lyrical Awesomeness.
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it actually made me laugh
is that bad?
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To the right!
To the left!
We will fight
to the death!
To the edge
of the Earth!
It's a brave new world,
it's a brave new world,
it's a brave new world!
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18 Mar 12, 01:08PM
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(17 Mar 12, 12:55AM)MorganKell Wrote: We don't play Flowercube
duh, we're much to old for that.
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