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12 Mar 12, 06:12AM
Well my dad and i were talking about a year and half ago, and he told me about a joke he played on my mom :). She was biotching about him being out all night and hid his tools on him. So he played a joke on her by putting a couple pinholes in her well you know BAG. (LOL) Well he got biotched some more (long story short) <<<insert cool story bro here

So I came up with the saying UR A DOUCHEBAG WITH A PINHOLE because of his comedic action(s). I know it isnt popular to insult people, but Ive been loving using this phrase for a while now and want to share it with our international community.

I'm looking for it to spread like the word NOT or SWEET:p. To show im being original(plagiarizing my dad) Try to google that phrase and spread it amongst the world. I like like it better than asshole or dick<<(profanity was necessary to make the point)
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12 Mar 12, 06:29AM
Oh god.....
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12 Mar 12, 07:31AM (This post was last modified: 12 Mar 12, 07:51AM by RealViking.)
Kool story bro.

"|_0o0L" is my own version of "lol" which I just made up, will you guys help me spreading this across the world? Just make sure to give me credit for it. I'll mail autographs ready to be printed out when I become famous.
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12 Mar 12, 07:49AM
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12 Mar 12, 08:40AM
(12 Mar 12, 06:29AM)gambino Wrote: Oh god.....

Giggle dont google
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12 Mar 12, 09:08AM
DOUZE
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12 Mar 12, 09:25AM
(12 Mar 12, 09:08AM)Orynge Wrote: DOUZE
well, that's quite harsh. :|
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12 Mar 12, 11:46AM
SHUT UP, U DOUZE WITH A PINHOLE!
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12 Mar 12, 12:49PM (This post was last modified: 12 Mar 12, 12:51PM by ExodusS.)
Well, i think you must know what the "douche" wrod means in Frecnh.

Here a picture:

[Image: 12559_douche_actuelle_tres.png]

Take the shower = Prendre la douche.

So this could be a douche bag?

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:D
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12 Mar 12, 01:14PM
lol :D

lol #2 @ exo
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12 Mar 12, 01:32PM
You guys are such douzebags.
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12 Mar 12, 03:17PM
I hate this thread and everyone in it.
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12 Mar 12, 03:22PM
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12 Mar 12, 09:45PM
(12 Mar 12, 06:12AM)CharlyMurphie Wrote: ...pinholes in her well you know BAG..

BAG? i dont get it.
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12 Mar 12, 10:56PM
(12 Mar 12, 09:45PM)MykeGregory Wrote:
(12 Mar 12, 06:12AM)CharlyMurphie Wrote: ...pinholes in her well you know BAG..

BAG? i dont get it.

Ikr like wtf.

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#16
12 Mar 12, 11:13PM
His mother is an alcoholic. She carries alcohol in her waterproofed purse. His father poked holes in the bag -> she was upset.
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12 Mar 12, 11:18PM
He poked holes in the condom and that's how he was born.
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12 Mar 12, 11:39PM
This explains alot he's always jumping through windows in game!
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13 Mar 12, 12:26AM
(12 Mar 12, 11:18PM)Mael Wrote: He poked holes in the condom and that's how he was born.

Yours is better.
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13 Mar 12, 04:32AM (This post was last modified: 17 Mar 12, 08:19AM by CharlyMurphie.)
:) :) :) :) What a bunch a douchebags with pinholes.Elvis has left the building. Thank ya thank ya very much
Cemer YOU ARE A Floater **FLUSH**
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15 Mar 12, 03:21PM
DOUZEBAG WITH A FLOATING PLATFORM IN THE SKY
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17 Mar 12, 08:20AM (This post was last modified: 17 Mar 12, 12:23PM by CharlyMurphie.)
(15 Mar 12, 03:21PM)Cemer Wrote: DOUZEBAG WITH A FLOATING PLATFORM IN THE SKY

**FLUSH** http://forum.cubers.net/thread-4987-post...l#pid91123 Thank ya thank ya very MUCH :)
P.S. How did Elvis die???
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17 Mar 12, 08:43AM (This post was last modified: 17 Mar 12, 08:44AM by Boomhauer.)
(17 Mar 12, 08:20AM)CharlyMurphie Wrote: P.S. How did Elvis die???

I beat him to death at Christmas Time...
He had a "Black & Blue Christmas" :|
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17 Mar 12, 06:18PM
(13 Mar 12, 04:32AM)CharlyMurphie Wrote: Cemer YOU ARE A Floater **FLUSH**

luvya2
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18 Mar 12, 07:20AM
(17 Mar 12, 06:18PM)Cemer Wrote:
(13 Mar 12, 04:32AM)CharlyMurphie Wrote: Cemer YOU ARE A Floater **FLUSH**

luvya2

touchée hombre
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