Really, Really Bad Scripts

[Orynge]

There was quite a few people yesterday on the IRC making stupit scripts...
so I thought that that I'd make this thread.

Here's two from me.

Code:

consolespam = [commanddoesntexist; sleep 1 [youllhavetoquitassaultcubenow; sleep 2 [consolespam]]]

Code:

terrible = [sensitivity 1000; sleep 1 [bind w "suicide"; sleep 2 [bind a "attack"; sleep 3 [say "My AC is dying!"; sleep 4 [bind s "say zOMG!!!111!!11!!!!!"; sleep 5 [bind d "consolespam"]]]]]]

[V-Man]

I wrote this "n00b's autoexec" a few months ago.

Code:

bind "EQUALS" [votemap 11 ac_desert] bind "BACKSPACE" [loop i 3 [say "Drop flag pl0x"]] exec config\List_of_Counter_Strike_Features.cfg alias counterstrikealias [at [$List_of_Counter_Strike_Features] (rnd (500))] bind "Q" [say "This game should have ($counterstrikealias)"] bind "W" [forward; name unarmed] bind "E" [say "dude your hacking"] // Misspelling intentional. bind "R" [sleep 5000 [reload]] bind "T" [say "how do you change wepons?????"] // Misspelling intentional. bind "MOUSE2" [quicknadethrow; onrelease [suicide]] bind "CAPSLOCK" [crouch] alias sbconnect [(connect $arg1 $arg2); (sleep 2000 [disconnect])] fov 75 bind "P" [shuffleteams]

[tempest]

bind "MOUSE2" [quicknadethrow; onrelease [suicide]]

I don't need an autoexec for that.

[Gibstick]

Code:

alias "timeloop" [sleep 60000 [gibtime]] alias "gibtime" [echo (timestring); timeloop] bind MOUSE1 [attack; gibtime]

Oh wait! It doesn't crash the client anymore!

[Cactus]

I wrote this "n00b's autoexec" a few months ago.

Code:

bind "EQUALS" [votemap 11 ac_desert] bind "BACKSPACE" [loop i 3 [say "Drop flag pl0x"]] exec config\List_of_Counter_Strike_Features.cfg alias counterstrikealias [at [$List_of_Counter_Strike_Features] (rnd (500))] bind "Q" [say "This game should have ($counterstrikealias)"] bind "W" [forward; name unarmed] bind "E" [say "dude your hacking"] // Misspelling intentional. bind "R" [sleep 5000 [reload]] bind "T" [say "how do you change wepons?????"] // Misspelling intentional. bind "MOUSE2" [quicknadethrow; onrelease [suicide]] bind "CAPSLOCK" [crouch] alias sbconnect [(connect $arg1 $arg2); (sleep 2000 [disconnect])] fov 75 bind "P" [shuffleteams]

Hahahahaha that is fantastic!

[V-Man]

alias sbconnect [(connect $arg1 $arg2); (sleep 2000 [disconnect])]
anyone seen DarthAlex lately?

[*SMG*_3m]

/bind mouse 1 [say "God Mode Act."]

i love this to get ride of noobs even if they hack they cant shoot me xD

[Ronald_Reagan]

Hm, ok.
1.1 only;

Code:

alias haha [spectate; sleep 5000; attack; sleep 5000[haha]]

(I didn't spell check it, so it might not work, but I did use it before :) )
I also made this sweety in 1.0.4.

Code:

alias adminship [comlibserver; sleep 100; false; confuseserver; sleep 100; enterdebugmode; hackpw] alias comlibserver [if (= (currole) 1) [] []] alias false [echo 103937.10375soej.102u; adminpw 23] aliasconfuseserver [bind "W" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [forward] [backward]] bind "S" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [backward] [forward]] bind "A" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [left; drunk] [right; drunk]] bind "D" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [right; drunk] [left; drunk]]] (fov (+ (rnd 45) 75)) bind space [sensitivity 1000]; bind s [sensitivity .001]; bind lshift [scalelights -100 -100]; bind W [disconnect]; bind mouse1 [quit false]; alias getpw [gamma 1000; scopefov 1; soundvol 255; gibspeed 100; gibnum 1000; maxroll 20]] alias enterdebugmode [echo everything; say adminpw] alias hackpw [if (= (curserver) 100100011110101101001010010) [] connectadmin adminpw]

give that one to anyone who spams the message board wanting admin. Use it if you want :).

[DrauL]

Your mean RR. xD

[*SMG*_3m]

i cant even make sense out of that one its so messed up

[Ronald_Reagan]

I had to disguise it, I dont know if he ever used it.

[DrauL]

Its not messed up, its easy.

[*SMG*_3m]

i am new to scripts i only know what a few of them mean, i could not think of a more appropriate word maybe clustered

[DrauL]

Code:

alias adminship [comlibserver; sleep 100; false; confuseserver; sleep 100; enterdebugmode; hackpw] alias comlibserver [if (= (currole) 1) [] []] alias false [echo 103937.10375soej.102u; adminpw 23] aliasconfuseserver [bind "W" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [forward] [backward]] bind "S" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [backward] [forward]] bind "A" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [left; drunk] [right; drunk]] bind "D" [if (= (rnd 2) 1) [right; drunk] [left; drunk]]] (fov (+ (rnd 45) 75)) bind space [sensitivity 1000] bind s [sensitivity .001] bind lshift [scalelights -100 -100] bind W [disconnect] bind mouse1 [quit false] alias getpw [gamma 1000; scopefov 1; soundvol 255; gibspeed 100; gibnum 1000; maxroll 20]] alias enterdebugmode [echo everything; say adminpw] alias hackpw [if (= (curserver) 100100011110101101001010010) [] connectadmin adminpw]

Unclustered

[XFA]

Code:

bind MOUSE1 [attack; [sleep 6000 suicide] ]

i tested this on toobies computer and later saw him in-game yelling "SOMEONE IS HACKING ME AND MAKING ME SUICIDE"

[DrauL]

XFA +1

[Ronald_Reagan]

yeah, drauls version is actually how I wrote it. Then I took out the returns.

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Oh, and I made someone actually use this today, I doubt that they actually fell for it, because I gave them a link to the tread, and told them it was an aimbot. It was pretty great though.

[Alien]

Code:

sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /

very funny command line fps in linux :P

[DrauL]

http://presbodys.yes-da.com/scripts-f9/b...-t8.htm#16

[Luc@s]

Mmh beware with this kind of scripts !
I had made one who said many things like "I am gay" when you click MOUSE1 and when I was testing it...

[THESOUNDOFRAP]

LOL!!!!! Luc@s. Thats the most funny MERDE thing I seen
rofl

[pakit]

lol Luc@s :D

[V-Man]

:O
Don't test those on public servers!! ROFL

[DrauL]

hahahahaha.. xD

[Ronald_Reagan]

Smooth Luc@s... XD

[Ronald_Reagan]

Reopened, because who doesn't need a good gravedig now and then? I expect Viper to post here soon to make it worth it

[Mai Mee Tur]

Rofl, epic.

Here's mine

Code:

alias "This won't actually work because I'm noob at scripting" /bind MOUSE1 SUICIDE say [I am being hacked!] end

[Ronald_Reagan]

That is a pretty bad script. Seeing as it wont work as well as:

Code:

alias readme "This won't actually work because I'm noob at scripting" bind MOUSE1 [suicide] say "I am being hacked!" quit

[Duckett]

I like XFA's

[X-Ray_Dog]

Who do you think made this?

Code:

alias sing [ alias j (+ $arg1 1); alias s $j; loop u $j [sleep (* $u 1000) [alias s (- $s 1); me "is going to sing in: " $s ] ]; sleep (+ (* 1000 $arg1) 0) [ say "Baby, Baby, Baby OHHHHHH" ]; sleep (+ (* 1000 $arg1) 2000) [ say "Like Baby Baby Baby NOOOOO" ]; sleep (+ (* 1000 $arg1) 4000) [ say "Thought you'd always be mine" ]; sleep (+ (* 1000 $arg1) 7000) [ say "MINE"; suicide ] ]