Whats the first thing you do after connecting to the Master Server?

[Orynge]

Try to look for a server that's not laggy, and a decent map/mode combination.

Then I quit out of AC in frustration when I can't find any.

[Bukz]

I teabag Kirby.

[Dam.white]

connect to hlin 9 8 7 6 5 to find a inter... if nothing connect to BoB or tyd ladders with lot af Clan players to ask for inter :D

[VenteX]

Connect to anything other than a ladder server. Better yet, one with a really high ping.

/ac_hipster

[X-Ray_Dog]

Fap

Look for something not Douze, not t/osok, not GEMA. I go for ctf mostly. If it's a ladder server, a name change is mandatory for personal reasons, not that I suck :P

[marinaostapchuk]

After you have entered a good server.. 2nd second you get fragged:p

[MorganKell]

I drink a beer and ask myself, "Why the hell am I still trying to play this game after two and a half years of bullshit?" naturally I answer, "Because it's still fun!" Now here's where I crack open another beer and try to make myself believe it.

[kleinkariert]

I drink a beer ...

... and search for ppl named teamkill.ftw to teamkill them.

[sgt.d]

Depends what I'm feeling like atm.. most likely I'll join a douze or any other server with a lot of ppl on, just to get warmed up and some laughs. Then I'll look around at other servers.