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you're playing ctf douze and you get called a shotgun noob by an unarmed using an AR.
someone votes for pistol fury in a clan match
MykeGregory gets tea bagged
you download ac expecting "realistic environments'" and on the first server you connect to is a gema (although I imagine you'd be satisfied with the "arcade gameplay")
please add your own
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...people call you "shotgun noob" just because you are using it wherever you are, and they keep using SMG for pushing their arses back while having the flag.
Your dumb newcomer/mate kills you when you are a millimeter far from scoring the flag.
Your server browser takes a little while longer than the usual while looking for the masterserver.
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(31 May 11, 05:55PM)Hellspell Wrote: MykeGregory gets tea bagged
Very awkward.. :-S
That awkward feeling when 'unarmed' is a lethal pro!
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... you get pwned by someone who just started playing
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31 May 11, 07:53PM
(This post was last modified: 31 May 11, 07:54PM by tempest.)
... you suicide three times in a row.
(and, related to that:)
... you remember that unlike in other games, the fuzes on AC's grenades last only two seconds. KABOOM!
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You get kicked because you lag
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you realize the girl you've been hitting on in AC is actually a guy
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31 May 11, 10:12PM
(This post was last modified: 31 May 11, 10:12PM by V-Man.)
you test a script and realize that it's doing something you didn't intend to accomplish, but is even more useful than what you'd planned for.
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now dat's just serendipitous :P
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you see jesus get killed on a server but he doesn't return three days later...
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when a tking noob is calling YOU a noob....
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when someone makes a thread regarding enemy clans (implies one)
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01 Jun 11, 03:04AM
(This post was last modified: 01 Jun 11, 03:06AM by VenteX.)
The awkward moment between shooting someone on a lagging server and actually hearing the accompanying hit sounds.
(Did it hit? Did it hit? Did it hit? *poonkpoonkpoonk* Oh, thank goodness...)
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you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
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(01 Jun 11, 03:34AM)Impaktd Wrote: you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
Lucky SOB... I stop playing for a week and I'm back to square one with sucking all over again...
Eh, at least I keep my modesty.
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(01 Jun 11, 03:40AM)VenteX Wrote: (01 Jun 11, 03:34AM)Impaktd Wrote: you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
Lucky SOB... I stop playing for a week and I'm back to square one with sucking all over again...
Eh, at least I keep my modesty.
That didn't happen with me. I stopped playing for 2 months, and I ended up holding my ground (for 5 mins (hey, at least I tried)) in TyD fairfax.
Maybe I'm just stoopid.
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You get offered to have some random players babies because he "loves" your maps and wants to repay you somehow..
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you make strange scripting jokes that nobody understands or cares about.
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(01 Jun 11, 04:37AM)Undead Wrote: you make strange scripting jokes that nobody understands or cares about.
It's more awkward when everyone is laughing about a scripting joke and you're the only one who doesn't understand it.
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(01 Jun 11, 03:40AM)VenteX Wrote: (01 Jun 11, 03:34AM)Impaktd Wrote: you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
Lucky SOB... I stop playing for a week and I'm back to square one with sucking all over again...
Eh, at least I keep my modesty. There's modesty and then there's outright lying. Both gets you bitches, but the former much less.
That being said, I'm better than you in every way
(am I lying or am I being modest?)
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Impakt'd, you dont want to make it an either or situation. Otherwise we would never trust you!
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(01 Jun 11, 04:42AM)VenteX Wrote: (01 Jun 11, 04:37AM)Undead Wrote: you make strange scripting jokes that nobody understands or cares about.
It's more awkward when everyone is laughing about a scripting joke and you're the only one who doesn't understand it.
you will never get into the community elite
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.....your Dad came home early.
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... someone makes a thread like this.
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you realise this thread is feeding the trolls..
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Troll bait is good, keep it going.
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...Bukz has a faster internet connection than us all put together
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(31 May 11, 09:00PM)Kakarrot Wrote: you realize the girl you've been hitting on in AC is actually a guy
Elaborate please?
(01 Jun 11, 12:29AM)spamma Wrote: you see jesus get killed on a server but he doesn't return three days later...
lol'd
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