Pick-Up lines

[JB|JustinBieber]

I think people on Assault Cube have a unique sense of humor haha
so what pick-up lines do you guys have/used that have worked...or just plain out failed?? lol please share
or some that are just funny!
like "those boobs look heavy, can i hold them for you"

[Vermi]

I'm Luke Piper works for me every time.

[jAcKRoCk*]

Wanna se how i splatter?? Melt the ladys xD

[MykeGregory]

but your justin bieber, all you need to is say is "Ooi! Woman, grab yer coat, you've pulled"
they be all like *swoon*

i knew a guy who went up to some girl a said "wow! you've got crackin' teeth, love!" he was it there too! XD

[FleshyPod]

He: "FBI is going to steal my penis, i've got to hide it!"
She: "How can I help you?"

[DrauL]

"Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get."

"I will be the titanic and you can be the iceberg and i will go down on you."

"In that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them"

[Timber]

With a ass like that you are welcome to take a shit at my house!

[FleshyPod]

"You're heart is so cold as it would advertise a refrigerator"

[SuperSniper]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

[Gibstick]

Justin Bieber needs pickup lines?1??!!!!!

[JB|JustinBieber]

Justin Bieber needs pickup lines?1??!!!!!

Na, I don't need them! I mean you're a Mod and removed my picture for being too sexy remember?
I just enjoy reading them XP

[#M|A#Wolf]

I don't need pickup lines to be be humorous.

[Andrez]

"No, I haven't got an iron stick in my pants. I'm just happy to see you."

[Lightning]

"I've got a thing for you, and it's in my pants."

[Hav0c]

"You look like my first wife." ... Response: "how many times have you been married?" ... "None yet."

"Can I have directions?" ... Response: "To where?" ... "To your heart."

"Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!"

"Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too."

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?"

[SuperSniper]

"You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a good one

[vern]

Excuse meh French;

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Wanna grab a pizza and fuck;

My wife's cousin swears by it. He said it worked on many occasions. They ladies were probably a little sauced up by the time he said that. Then again who knows. Use it, the worst she can do is knee ya in the balls. No pain, no gain. True Story

[Mai Mee Tur]

I want to be like gasoline prices, I want to go down on you and tease you, and then I'm going to come up and screw you

[DrauL]

I want to be like gasoline prices, I want to go down on you and tease you, and then I'm going to come up and screw you

Epic lulz.

[JB|JustinBieber]

I want to be like gasoline prices, I want to go down on you and tease you, and then I'm going to come up and screw you

BEST ONE BY FAR!!!

[Huntsman]

"You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a good one

That is a good one.

[CoOk13]

*Mum Cutting the chicken*
Mom: FUCK !
Son:Mom What Does Fuck mean ?
Mum:Its What im doing to the chicken o.O
*Dad Shaving HIs beard*
Dad: SHIT !
Son:Dad What does Shit mean ?
Dad:Its what I'm Shaving off o.O
*Door Bell Rings*
Person: Is ur Mum and dad home ?
Son: yea Mommy's Fucking The Chicken And Daddys shaving shit off.

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" Dude She just called you a wanker " *Flap* *Flap* *Flap* *FLLLAAAAAP* Whaa ?

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" Dude She Called You Asian " OH HELL NO ! OPEN MY EYES !

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" Dude She Just Called You Spoiled " OH HELL NO ! HOLD MY IPAD , IPHONE 4 , MY GPS NAVIGATION SYSTEM MY WALLET CONTAINING $5,000 AND MY GOLD WATCH !

[Lightning]

Those aren't pick up lines^^

[Fate]

"Could I take a picture of you? Because my friend doesn't believe in angels.."

:P