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You have encountered a troll.
He glares menacingly at you, wielding a large axe.
shoot troll with SMG
Shoot Troll with SMG
Your hand clamps down on the trigger as you scream "YAIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!"
The bullets spray all over the place, but only a few hit the troll, who seems to be in possession of a large quantity of armour.
The troll, amused, begins to say rude things about your mother.
Self-Respect -3