16 Aug 12, 08:37PM
(This post was last modified: 17 Aug 12, 12:15AM by paulmuaddibKA.)
Quote:paulmuaddibKA' best trip was to a homeless shelter?They only smelled half bad and there was free old cold coffee on demand!
We shared everything, so good that my homies pets where allowed, as they warmed our cardboard beds.
The food was amazing, given by the local supermarkets in their specialized containers.
Pro tip: dont waste your time looking on the blue ones if you are not thirsty, the good stuff is on the black ones! I even found a steak! I don´t know which animal has bluish greenish yellowish meat, but it was tasty, and made me purge myself, as I was throwing out almost immediately! Good that the dogs quickly took care of the mess!
We made group activities, and it was very fun watching people run away from us when we where doing "purse pursuit" and "rape that good smelling woman"! (Remember to yell surprise!).
One of my she-friends game me a very nice present, herpes! She said now we will be always linked together! I found it so v61 that I invented another game, "lottery kiss"!
Be careful not to play this one or any of the others when indoors or in public transport, someone might not find it funneh and call the police! (Own experience talking here).
Overall, it was much fun, specially the night we all spent together near the lake, where we cut down some tress and built a fire. We burnt like 20000 acres of land and made it to the national news!
Too bad on my way back my awesome new friends stole everything from me (even the herpes), and played the rape game with me, cause if not, instead of a 9/10, y would have given it a 10/10.
thanks for your time!
Edit: bullpup, your brother says hi!