The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube
Which died before even hitting the market.
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Why is Miss Li wearing a bra on her head?
Then DrauL went to prison for probing, and got stuck with MykeGregory as a cellmate.
They proceeded to

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Teabag each other endlessly, until
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the guards came by and yelled at them for not being invited.
Meanwhile, in North West China, the convention was

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under attack again.
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For the third time that day.
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And the 500th time that week.
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Suddenly A_slow_old_man made a mod protecting the most valuable princess named V-Man. When the roof began to collapse,
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the mod gave everyone warning points.
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Then V-Man wrote a script to
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remove warning points.
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Which, due to a typical bug in game, didn't remove his own.
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So people started bitching on the FB/BR thread.
Which resulted in
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i mass brainstorm of game ideas.
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Then someone posted this...
But then ChaoticToSayTheLeast
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started going on about politics, which Havoc didn't like, so he pulled out his 50. cal and shot his kneecap.
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which disrupted the space time continuim, opening a portal that lead to
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The Infern0
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Then SuperSniper got mad at Leoi for sort of mabye killing this forum and then pierced his ears with a 45
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inch long, hard
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subway.
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All of a sudden, the monkey clan showed up and threw poop on everyone, causing a war to break out.
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Then I shot Havoc in the face for obvious reasons.
Seriously, what is this, the mob?
Then Havoc spawned again and headshot me.
BUT THEN MAKKE

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Pwnt.

Used a nade hack and destroyed everything on the map.
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but it was a poor nade hack, and the nades did no damage
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so he commited suicide
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With his suicide button, K.
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but unfortunately, he was in editmode, so he just made a map full of tracers. BUT THEN...
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e, to the power of i times pi, minus one
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= pie
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