The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Kalas]

[21:08] -->| kalas ([email protected]) has joined #pbclan
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[21:08] kalas: whats re format
[21:08] kalas: lol found the ol macbook
[21:08] kalas: honestly thinking of ditching windows
[21:08] kalas: cant afford virus protector
[21:08] kalas: and macs are gay
[21:08] kalas: l inux we meet again
[21:09] kalas: aekom
[21:09] kalas: its taking my usb 3 hours
[21:09] kalas: to copy 1.57 GB of music
[21:09] kalas: ugh
[21:09] kalas: anyway
[21:09] kalas: "Privacy protextion has detected a leak of your files through the internet we strongly recommend that you block the attack immediately"
[21:09] kalas: wait
[21:09] kalas: this isnt eq-clan
[21:10] kalas: ....you saw nothing

hate life

[Ronald_Reagan]

Well, I could always just re-ban you. That would prevent that mistake from happening again.

[Cemer]

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19:19 <eQ|Lantry> <prolet> I gotta say something retarded to get noticed 19:19 <eQ|Lantry> you are going about it all wrong 19:19 <prolet> lol 19:20 prolet sits down in a desk 19:20 prolet opens textbook 19:20 <kalas> whats a textbook 19:20 prolet waits for Professor Lantry to come 19:20 <prolet> kalas, its a book 19:20 <prolet> of text 19:20 <kalas> o 19:20 <prolet> np 19:20 <X-Ray_Dog> I actually used my math book for something yesterday!..... a mouse pad!... 19:20 *** kalas is now known as ProfessorEthan 19:20 <ProfessorEthan> hello class 19:20 <prolet> Lol 19:21 <X-Ray_Dog> screw 19:21 <X-Ray_Dog> this 19:21 <X-Ray_Dog> im dropping out 19:21 *** X-Ray_Dog left #eq-clan ~X-Ray_Dog@X-Ray_Dog.user.gamesurge

[titiPT]

Well, I could always just re-ban you. That would prevent that mistake from happening again.

[ExodusS]

Ok let's post all TS3 quotes before losing it. :D

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<20:58:44>"sqlut": you seam to lol

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<21:14:53> "Sqlut paye": smouth mousse
<21:15:24> "Sqlut paye": smouth mouse
<21:15:54> "Lucas": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Smouth
<21:17:42> "Lucas": 1.smouth = Another name for vagina.

<12:44:46> "Lucas": belgian people are so stupid!
<12:44:50> "Belgian": well
<12:44:54> "Belgian": i agree with that
<12:44:55> "Belgian": lucas

<19:30:12> "HAPpY|KrO": estas biene
<19:30:21> "HAPpY|KrO": astalwego
<19:31:52> "HAPpY|KrO": gracias oune bouritos por favor

<18:46:15> "Infern0 | Bye BME": merseille
<18:46:16> "Infern0 | Bye BME": merseille
<18:46:20> "Infern0 | Bye BME": ole ole

<12:42:51> "Brett": I'll take a boat to Romania to kill them all!

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[23:31:19] J4cK i had a really racist comment i was just about to say [23:31:25] J4cK but i'd get banned [23:31:36] eQ|MaiMeeTur Don't make lucky_homework hate you [23:31:45] lucky_homework cool [23:31:47] lucky_homework fuck you too

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[23:35:03] lucky_homework stfu [23:35:11] lucky_homework you are preventing me from doing my hw [23:35:16] lucky_homework its all do tomorrow [23:35:17] lucky_homework [23:35:18] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol [23:35:25] eQ|MaiMeeTur Soz mate, we'll try not to beep you anymore [23:35:28] eQ|sgtd lol u think you have it hard... [23:35:34] eQ|sgtd i have to perform tomorrow.. xP [23:35:44] eQ|MaiMeeTur Oh noes [23:36:02] eQ|sgtd in front of one of the head music dept. [23:36:08] lucky_homework meh [23:36:11] eQ|sgtd and on the fkn piano [23:36:11] lucky_homework ive done worse [23:36:15] lucky_homework oh shit [23:36:20] lucky_homework pianos are hardcore [23:36:21] eQ|sgtd lol yep [23:36:28] lucky_homework You only learn to be pro on the streets [23:36:33] lucky_homework No preppy schools [23:36:43] lucky_homework straight up Detroit is where you learn the real stuff [23:36:48] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lolwut [23:37:10] lucky_homework wait maybe that was Thuglife

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[23:38:43] lucky_homework Jack reminds me of jg99 [23:39:16] J4cK dude, im no where near jg99 [23:39:17] lucky_homework jg99 gets mad and threatens your wiki [23:39:20] J4cK im just fucking pissed off [23:39:24] J4cK my teacher is such a bitch [23:39:29] lucky_homework this guy..just takes it up the ass like a man [23:39:31] eQ|sgtd can picture J4cK fapping to Lindsay Lohan [23:39:39] lucky_homework everybody has the same problems [23:39:41] lucky_homework your not so special [23:39:43] lucky_homework get over it

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[23:40:30] eQ|sgtd lool [23:40:32] eQ|sgtd u guys [23:40:36] eQ|sgtd ok storytime [23:40:41] lucky_homework and this was DURING when she was handing out the test [23:40:42] eQ|sgtd today while in guitar class [23:40:43] lucky_homework come at me [23:40:44] J4cK in grade 5, my teacher picked me up by the collar of my shirt and screamed at me to pick up my book [23:40:52] J4cK cause it fell of the table [23:40:53] eQ|sgtd w/3 [23:41:00] eQ|sgtd let me talk.. [23:41:05] eQ|sgtd ok, while in guitar class [23:41:11] lucky_homework Last year a teacher hit my medical halo because i was talking [23:41:13] eQ|MaiMeeTur D'you mean "let me type"? [23:41:19] eQ|sgtd ... [23:41:24] lucky_homework Jack you cant win [23:41:26] lucky_homework gg [23:41:31] lucky_homework soz sgtd [23:41:32] lucky_homework continue [23:41:36] lucky_homework goes to work [23:41:37] eQ|sgtd lol ty [23:41:37] J4cK yes continue [23:41:38] lucky_homework <3 [23:41:45] eQ|sgtd ok, class started 30min ago [23:41:51] lucky_homework WAIT [23:41:55] eQ|MaiMeeTur lucky_homework, J4cK, eQ|sgtd at the age of 8, I was raped [23:41:55] lucky_homework 30 mins ago? [23:42:02] eQ|sgtd xP [23:42:02] eQ|MaiMeeTur I win, ggs [23:42:04] lucky_homework Cool Story Bro [23:42:07] eQ|MaiMeeTur Ikr [23:42:10] lucky_homework Happens to everybody [23:42:10] eQ|sgtd im talking about while i was in class [23:42:12] lucky_homework GET OVER IT [23:42:13] lucky_homework <3 [23:42:21] eQ|sgtd I WAS IN GUITAR CLASS [23:42:21] lucky_homework oh [23:42:23] lucky_homework kk sgtd

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[23:42:21] eQ|sgtd I WAS IN GUITAR CLASS [23:42:21] lucky_homework oh [23:42:23] lucky_homework kk sgtd [23:42:33] eQ|sgtd and class started 30min already [23:42:36] eQ|MaiMeeTur LOL M3 [23:42:36] eQ|sgtd this lady walks in [23:42:38] eQ|MaiMeeTur <3* [23:42:44] eQ|sgtd with no guitar [23:42:55] eQ|sgtd walks over to the teacher [23:42:58] eQ|MaiMeeTur Mhmmm [23:43:10] eQ|sgtd and says hi and w/3 fluff [23:43:18] eQ|sgtd the teacher proceeds to tell her [23:43:23] eQ|sgtd she'd better drop the class [23:43:29] eQ|sgtd as she hasn't shown up for 2 weeks [23:43:34] eQ|sgtd and we had a midterm [23:43:36] eQ|sgtd last week [23:43:45] eQ|sgtd she is obviously pissed [23:43:52] eQ|sgtd so she goes off to the side [23:43:57] eQ|sgtd and makes a phone call [23:44:11] eQ|sgtd she talks for at least 5min [23:44:21] eQ|sgtd and then comes out into the open to talk [23:44:25] eQ|sgtd where every1 can see her [23:44:37] eQ|sgtd the guitar teacher tells her cell phones aren't allowed in class [23:44:44] lucky_homework oohhh climax!!! [23:45:00] eQ|sgtd she says in the phone "now he tells me i can't talk on the phone." [23:45:11] eQ|sgtd so she starts to leave [23:45:23] eQ|sgtd the guitarist is making jokes [23:45:32] eQ|sgtd and she gives every1 dirty looks [23:45:38] eQ|sgtd as soon as she leaves [23:45:44] eQ|sgtd the teacher says 2 words [23:45:49] eQ|sgtd "bye bitch"

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[23:48:26] eQ|sgtd k J4cK your turn xP [23:48:43] eQ|MaiMeeTur Once upon a time [23:48:50] eQ|MaiMeeTur There was a land before time [23:49:06] eQ|MaiMeeTur Where Longnecks, Tricerotops, Pteredons, and Spiketails learned to get along [23:49:09] eQ|MaiMeeTur THe end [23:49:13] B}Orynge <3 those movies [23:49:14] eQ|sgtd and J4cK still had a 2in dick [23:49:18] eQ|sgtd gg [23:49:22] eQ|MaiMeeTur B}Orynge [23:49:37] lucky_homework oh shit [23:49:39] B}Orynge [23:49:39] lucky_homework i misread that [23:49:45] lucky_homework thought it sais 21in dick

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[23:50:18] lucky_homework wonders if Mai has quoted any of this

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[23:50:18] eQ|MaiMeeTur lucky_homework: needs to do his homeowrk [23:50:25] eQ|MaiMeeTur lucky_homework: Nah, not yes [23:50:26] lucky_homework im half done [23:50:27] eQ|MaiMeeTur net* [23:50:30] lucky_homework with one page [23:50:35] eQ|sgtd yet* [23:50:37] lucky_homework after about 30 mins now [23:50:38] lucky_homework [23:50:44] lucky_homework gj irc

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[23:51:14] eQ|sgtd what do you call a dyslexic girl with a yeast infection? [23:51:34] lucky_homework i dont wanna know [23:51:36] eQ|sgtd a quarter-pounder with cheese [23:51:37] lucky_homework just stop right there [23:51:40] eQ|sgtd LOL [23:51:46] lucky_homework you sick fuck

And yes lucky, I was quoting all of that <3

[Oracle]

lolwut.
you were? i'm sure he didn't notice XD.

[Orynge]

You cut out all the smileys. D:

[lucky]

[23:50:18] lucky_homework wonders if Mai has quoted any of this

yeah i did

[Vermi]

When two guys are shooting at front, one must be vigilant at back too..

dont be ashamed that you are not facing the front, but its also important because noone wants to be fragged at back.

[adam]

[23:51:14] eQ|sgtd what do you call a dyslexic girl with a yeast infection?

Its an anorexic girl. if your going to steal the joke at least get it right

[Xenon]

Ok?

Agreed.

[riceboy4life]

I want this to happen:

[macm]

Now, can we remove this thread and also delete Jg69s latest post in the Blacklist thread?

THATS NOT MY FUCKING NAME U TROLL

LMFAO!

[Lantry]

Thanks guys it works now I'm go ty bind a key to say /ragequit

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bind KEY [say "/ragequit"]
[/cubescript]

I see what you did there

[titiPT]

22:33 <eQ|MaiMeeTur> Everyone loves me
22:33 <B}titi> inb4 i don't
22:33 <Waffles> i don't

[X-Ray_Dog]

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[17:31:54] <+Gibarix> omg [17:31:55] <+Gibarix> http://oi52.tinypic.com/avol4x.jpg [17:32:03] <+Gibarix> why do i still have that

If you know who that is, then this makes it all the more funny :)

[Kalas]

@xrd
KAKAAARROOTT

[Mr.OpTic]

I left this clan on good terms with the members and have had nothing but the utmost respect for every member (even the gema players)

woah :o

EDIT: 100th post :O

[ResTEasY]

Congrats! you're IQ's are lower then a rodents.

Your* IQs* than* rodent's*

Irony at its finest.

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[21:14:07] Gibarix congress propses new school lunch bill [21:14:13] Gibarix theyre claiming pizza is a vegetable [21:14:13] Gibarix ... [21:14:35] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lolwut [21:14:45] Gibarix congress rules that pizza is legally a veggie [21:14:47] Aekom there isn't a single vegetable on a pizza without toppings [21:14:56] Gibarix tomato sauce [21:15:00] eQ|Lantry tomato [21:15:06] eQ|Lantry inb4 its a fruit [21:15:13] Aekom wth is it lol [21:15:29] eQ|Lantry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato [21:15:45] eQ|Lantry the vegetable used in the making of tomato sauce [21:15:54] Gibarix http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/11/17/pizza-as-vegetable-congress-proposes-new-school-lunch-bill/ [21:16:02] Aekom While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes (as well as by the United States Supreme Court, see Nix v. Hedden), which has caused some confusion. [21:16:20] Aekom so it is a fruit [21:16:28] eQ|Lantry we had a court case about tomatos?

[paulmuaddibKA]

On a ladder match...

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|3i|Lietuv!s*:This is annoying. |3i|Lietuv!s*:If anyone wants sex I´m all yours. unarmed <0>:I want, but with protection. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Sorry I´m not protection. unarmed <0>:A good proxy or something. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Such a big **** has no such a condom. unarmed <0>:In E-Sex, size doesn´t matter. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Really? :D unarmed <0>:It´s your imagination which counts, XD. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Ok |3i|Lietuv!s*:I´m naked. |3i|Lietuv!s*:I´m touching it. |3i|Lietuv!s*:XD unarmed <0>:Lol. unarmed <0>: I´m touching my left click. |3i|Lietuv!s*:I´m scrolling. |3i|Lietuv!s*: :D |3i|Lietuv!s*: Oh yeah! unarmed <0>:I like that, do it more slowly, then press shift. unarmed <0>:Mmmh. Open your ports. |3i|Lietuv!s*: xDD |3i|Lietuv!s*:You can touch my player skin. unarmed <0>:It´s as hot as my CPU. |3i|Lietuv!s*:I´m gently touching my keyboard. unarmed <0>:Press multiple keys, oh yes! |3i|Lietuv!s*:My mouse is ******* |3i|Lietuv!s*:Oh, yeah! |3i|Lietuv!s*:Ooh. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Oh. unarmed <0>:Mmmh, give me all your Megabytes. |3i|Lietuv!s*:So soft. unarmed <0>:Fill my Megaupload account! |3i|Lietuv!s*:You can *** on my Facebook. unarmed <0>:Let me strech your JPG. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Oh YEAH! |3i|Lietuv!s*:Resize it, resize it... RESIZE IT! unarmed <0>:Ummmmmmmmmhmhmhmhmhmmm... unarmed <0>:It´s almost downloaded! |3i|Lietuv!s*:90% |3i|Lietuv!s*:95% unarmed <0>:Unzip your rars! |3i|Lietuv!s*:100% Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! unarmed <0>:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! |3i|Lietuv!s*:Ok. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Lets stop now. |3i|Lietuv!s*:Was good E-Sex :D unarmed <0>:Nice file conversion brah! unarmed <0>: :3

Somehow we managed to keep our scores!

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[18:02:27] -->| Feng ([email protected]) has joined #hype [18:02:28] =-= Mode #HyPE +v Feng by ChanServ [18:02:37] ilucky No [18:04:16] <--| Feng has left #hype

[X-Ray_Dog]

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[22:01:04] * gdm is now known as spellcheck [22:02:03] * spellcheck is now known as grammer_police

Find the fail...

[|FOX|Exia]

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[15:26] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Idc, be my new policy [15:26] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> I won't inter without Aekom either :| [15:26] <@sgtd> lol mai [15:26] <@Aekom> lol [15:26] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Hell [15:26] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> He needs to hold my hand while shitting [15:26] <@sgtd> o_0 [15:26] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Fuck, I should stop drinking [15:26] <@Aekom> you said you wouldn't tell anyone..

Mai really does need to control himself. Aekom needs to keep on keepin' on ;D.

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[18:31:22] Misty|afk if people i dont know wasn't enough calling me, now my ex boyfriend is calling [18:31:28] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lul [18:31:32] eQ|MaiMeeTur Shall you pick up? [18:31:33] sgtd lol.. [18:31:34] Misty|afk why, jesus, do you punish me? [18:31:40] Misty|afk no [18:31:44] Misty|afk its a bit late here [18:31:45] Misty|afk he might be drunk [18:31:52] Misty|afk if i pick up [18:31:56] Misty|afk its going to be a booty call [18:32:00] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lul [18:32:09] eQ|MaiMeeTur And you'll find him irresistable? [18:32:12] Misty|afk and the only wet thing in me right now is my nose

[Ronald_Reagan]

Thank you Cheapbootsgoods for this advice. If I ever find myself in a situation where I need to buy "women's skin coats," I will be sure to go to your website. Of course, I always thought that it was illegal to skin women to make them into coats...

[Mr.OpTic]

[17:32] k4z: i wonder what people do for ac
[17:33] k4z: are they going to kill someone who cheats in their clan if he lives near to them ? XD

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[16:40:07] Misty|afk mercykill just invited me to join his new clan [16:40:13] Misty|afk and he also thinks i'm a guy [16:40:18] Misty|afk because misty is a very manly name

[Orynge]

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[16:40:07] Misty|afk mercykill just invited me to join his new clan [16:40:13] Misty|afk and he also thinks i'm a guy [16:40:18] Misty|afk because misty is a very manly name

Well, there was a guy named Trixie in Xu for some time...