08 Apr 11, 03:55PM
Zombie Yahtzee busted out of his grave and..
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The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube
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08 Apr 11, 07:11PM
grabbed a beer, and made a toast
 What a glorious day. 
08 Apr 11, 09:15PM
Then another mysterious soldier joined the battle from far away lands yet unknown to his peers...
And his name was "Orynge Fagyo".
09 Apr 11, 05:07AM
that the other members of Xu had left him to go be pro, and he was the only noob remaining :(
BUT THEN...
09 Apr 11, 07:00AM
randumkiwi jumped into the mix, dressed in a hula skirt and coconut bra, only to realize he was over dressed for the occasion
09 Apr 11, 08:19AM
So he stripped off all his clothes and met some horny old scientists and
09 Apr 11, 09:11AM
Further investigation found that the COD (cause of death) was exhaustion
09 Apr 11, 01:59PM
from fighting with Gordon Freeman.
But then the wrong game 
09 Apr 11, 10:14PM
enter in a gema server.
But he accidentally... 
09 Apr 11, 10:18PM
beat it first try with the shotgun D:
then.......
09 Apr 11, 11:38PM
Then ｜BC｜Wolf was killed by a hunter for maniacally killing people.
10 Apr 11, 04:15AM
But he revived and stabbed D155blablabla in the nuts, making him the most
10 Apr 11, 04:39AM
(This post was last modified: 10 Apr 11, 04:39AM by MorganKell.)
reviled man on AC, but thankfully Morgan was there to...
10 Apr 11, 04:42AM
orally resuscitate D155's eviscerated jewels.
10 Apr 11, 04:48AM
Which was done with such a passion that Mael wished he was D155's jewels because he...
10 Apr 11, 05:05AM
At Mael's funeral Lantry died. This caused him to stop posting about people dying. Suddenly however, ac_palenque was played on a public server causing
10 Apr 11, 05:10AM
massive cerebral hemorrhages by all present which only led to more...
10 Apr 11, 05:46AM
Then everybody dies... again. The end?
10 Apr 11, 05:48AM
Which in turn led to more deaths. Eventually there were so many deaths that there were no people left alive, the only species that survived were the trolls, because they have infinite lives and also a troll shield which can absorb 99.9% of the attack. The other 0.01% the trolls just absorb and become more troll-ish.
10 Apr 11, 05:59AM
Whom MKeezy, as the King of Trolls, absorbs into his awesomeness and re-releases upon the AC-verse in a rash of spitefully decadent behavior that would never suit a "contributor".
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