AssaultCube Haikus

[DeafieGamer]

5 Syllables
7 Syllables
5 Syllables

That's simple

Spoiler

Assaultcube is awesome
Unbelievable campers
So what I stinks at poem.

Spoiler

So Friendly Players
TheGunBarrel is special
So Friendly Players

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Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

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Assaultcube is fun.
developers have power.
This is last example.

I KNOW! NONE OF THESE MADE SENSE!

[Oracle]

Deep stuff right here

[Cemer]

two teams fight for flags
two sides fight for forum friends
art imitates life

[Orynge]

this game is so bad
last swiss standing is quite shit
why am i still here

[Undead]

no see the palm of
the front, no represent the
hip hop, starix top.

[MorganKell]

Pieces of Shit
So many they are
Pieces of Shit
Why do I still use a K-Bar?
Pieces of Shit
Fuck your Haikus
Pieces of Shit
Earn your beginning
and Tell me nothing.

[DeafieGamer]

I hate you so bad
I was blew by your reply
Awesome poem, you scumbag

[MorganKell]

Bug you started good but the finish was shit.

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"Was Blew by your reply?"

[Friteq]

Finally some kind of thread where we can post our poems!
I made this  poem few minutes ago:

Morgan....
Morgan....
You asshole!

[MorganKell]

Friteq you got no skills

Don't try and wow me by yo technical trills

[Friteq]

Morgan

Morgan is cool and he deserves respect

No I am just kidding he can sux my dic*

Everytime he trying to post funny shit

Uncle Joe slaps his tit

He screams :Uncle!Go!"

But he thinks yes,even if he say no

[Mousikos]

|KH|MorganKell
Almighty king of AC
Leads the hounds of Kell.

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All hail lord Starix
Who Graces Us With His Gun
.....then edit mode hacks

[Marti]

I dont know what i
Am doing in this haiku
Is this correct guys?

[Vermi]

smoke weed four twenty.
best frags you complain lagger!
I dildo my butt.

[ExodusS]

My team is loosing.
I, Sepehr must do something,
Teamkill opponent.

I don't play AR.
When I have the Akimbo
For the one point one.

[1Cap]

    

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Turning and turning in the widening Douze
    The falcon cannot see the flags;
    Things fall apart; the flag cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the map,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and side
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst and worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.
    Surely some revelation is at hand, can you see?
    Surely two flags are required.
    Two flags! Hardly are those words out
    When a vast image out of AC Mundi
    Troubles my sight: a waste of Desert sand;
    No flags in Desert...
    A shape with thugs body and the face of a arabic man,
    A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
    Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
    Wind shadows of the indignant desert players.
    The darkness drops again but now I know
    That twenty centuries of a lot of versions
    Were vexed to nightmare by a undead rat,
    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards mod to be born?
    

:( i got it just now

[Waffles]

ya'll need a lesson
form, you have no mastery
learn to think, not speak

[Friteq]

1cap

Apperaing on the sky...

Makeing impersonators in AC cry

It is a 1cap,brazil guy

Solves troubles of bad behaviour

Helping even neighbor

Faceing evil by makeing a lot of topics

He do not get that is comic

[Marti]

Playing AssaultCube
versus Vanquish oh my god
I cri evritiem

[Cemer]

To the tune of "Reading Rainbow" by Steve Horelick, Dennis Neil Klienman and Janet Weir

1cap

Apperaing on the sky...

Connects a random guy
I read his name
I hate this game
It's fucking 1Cap

I can go anywhere
"uh, I'm in this clan"
I'm fucking banned
God, fucking 1Cap

I can be anyone
He made a thread
"please ban undead"
Oh, fucking 1Cap

[Friteq]

To the tune of "Reading Rainbow" by Steve Horelick, Dennis Neil Klienman and Janet Weir

1cap

Apperaing on the sky...

Connects a random guy
I read his name
I hate this game
It's fucking 1Cap

I can go anywhere
"uh, I'm in this clan"
I'm fucking banned
God, fucking 1Cap

I can be anyone
He made a thread
"please ban undead"
Oh, fucking 1Cap

Good one!

[vonunov]

Five flags to five flags
One foot from the winning score
And the game is done

You are running flag
Newbie teammate shoots at you
Newbie teammate dies

Perros servers rock
Watch your language! Your message was not delivered.
There is nothing wrong with them
Watch your language! Your message was not delivered.
We love to play there
Watch your language! Your message was not delivered.

[TheNihilanth]

^ Best one so far. Pure beauty.