The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
#31
Quote:<Gibstick>It's all down to pickup timing, aim and movement
<DES|Bukz>or how many mods you can install on your copy of the game
Quote:<Brahma>yes.... i always imagine Gibstick running naked in my direction screaming: "my turn, my turn!"
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#32
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<DES|Medusa> It's the internet I could be whatever you want me to be
<Ghost101> Then be a Pokemon
<DES|Medusa> ewwww
<DES|Medusa> Except for that, that's for kids
<Ghost101> Then a Digimon
<DES|Medusa> ditto
<Ghost101> Then a mule
<DES|Medusa> 1 mule is enough
<Ghost101> Dont talk about Gibstick like that
<Gibstick> tsk tsk tsk showing off your noobie panties again
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#33
Quote:<Gibstick>It's all down to pickup timing, aim and movement
<DES|Bukz>or how many mods you can install on your copy of the game

Liked that one :D
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#34
From this thread:
(Discussing Fifa World Cup) http://forum.cubers.net/thread-51-page-3.html

Quote:DES|V-Man: Hopefully none of the players have an aimbot.
hahaha
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#35
Quote:[18:44] <PERROS> I simply want that me deis permission to activate my server
[18:45] <BCFHaerkefiende> and well I just simply said you should read the topic and its links
[18:45] <PERROS> ok where
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#36
[Image: Gibstick_Reported.jpg]
From V-Man. The funny thing is that it went through.
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#37
D: Please forgive me! I didn't think they'd actually deactivate your ub3r-l33t screenshot!
I mean, look at the e-mail I gave them...
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#38
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[14:43] <FatCat> ... /me wasnt TALKING TO YOU!
[14:43] <FatCat> ...fail
[14:44] <FatCat> ?me needs to pee but its 5:00 am...
[14:44] <FatCat> >.<
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#39
You have no idea how bad i had to pee
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#40
oops..
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#41
(01 Jul 10, 11:14PM)Harps Wrote:
(01 Jul 10, 08:34PM)makkE Wrote: The bots are still too stupid to play ctf.

not the bot 'sprah'. how dare you
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#42
Quote:<CIA-2> actiongame: baarreth * r5262 /trunk/ac/source/src/texture.cpp: removing the conoutf/debug
<CIA-2> actiongame: baarreth * r5263 /trunk/ac/source/src/texture.cpp: removed more than should
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#43
Lightning Wrote:Meh. Dude you made an illegal scope again.

bestcat Wrote:Read the readme file, Lightning!

bestcat Wrote:Instalation:
Just copy and replace the file you want with the old file in your packages/misc folder in your AssaultCube instalation path.
Some players sad the scope makes a not fair gameplay, because you have a bether view.
So please use it only in multyplayer mode if you know that the other players have the same scope for a fair gameplay!


Mr. Floppy Wrote:You must be kidding.

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I guess we have a winner in this topic :D
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#44
Panda Wrote:Basically, you take the SMG, then if you think your opponent is in your crosshairs you start yelling YAIYAIYAI and press your firebutton while keeping your aim on him. Then if he falls to the ground you stop shooting and reload, breathing a sigh of relief.
update for autoexec.cfg:
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bind "MOUSE1" [attack; say YAIYAIYAI]
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#45
forget it 9_9
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#46
Quote:<@jamz> :( You can have your country as far as I'm concerned
<@jamz> Who wants to be sandwiched between Mexico and Canada?
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#47
Quote:[18:53] <+DES|Bukz> i'm not worried about the looks yet dickface
[18:53] <@MusicBanned10> if you were you'd get a mac
[18:53] <@MusicBanned10> \:D
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#48
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<jamz> BR define my_ass_with_my_hands
<BR> ***ERROR*** Sorry jamz, but i can't find my_ass_with_my_hands.

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<BR> Halo: nub ( By DES|BUKZ on 15-October-2009 )
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#49
(03 Jul 10, 11:55PM)DES|V-Man Wrote:
Panda Wrote:Basically, you take the SMG, then if you think your opponent is in your crosshairs you start yelling YAIYAIYAI and press your firebutton while keeping your aim on him. Then if he falls to the ground you stop shooting and reload, breathing a sigh of relief.
update for autoexec.cfg:
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bind "MOUSE1" [attack; say YAIYAIYAI]

[Image: 20100705_072118_ac_complex_TDM.jpg]
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#50
Fahim Wrote:Whenever I die in a game, the scores appear, and in the bottom right it says SPACE to spectate & SCROLL to change player. When I scroll nothing happens. I need a little help on this.


O.o
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#51
Quote:[10:55:28] <Lightning> You just made an international call
[10:55:49] <jamz> I'm at work. The British taxpayer can pick up the bill
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#52
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[15:45:12] <RandumKiwi> I'm walking like a man!
[15:45:16] <RandumKiwi> *hits a wall*

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[15:48:10] <Drakas> gtfo
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#53
that's out of context.
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#54
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<YHB|_> when the masterserver will reopen ?
<^Lightning^> NEver
<^Lightning^> Never*
<YHB|_> okay
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> When I stop sitting on it.
<YHB|_> ....
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> I sat on it, and it's all crushed and broken and stuff.
<YHB|_> ..........
<YHB|_> i don't know what is the problem...?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> also, I may have had some kerosene in my pocket, and somehow the damn thing just caught fire
<YHB|_> xD
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> ... kerosene caught fire all over the MS
<YHB|_> i don't know what is the problem...?
<YHB|_> (whit the MS) xD
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> The problem is, the master server, is burnt to a crisp.
<YHB|_> ..............?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> someone lit fire to it
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> ... it happened during a really big party
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> brahma was being careless and bumped it over
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> and we got all scared that flowtr0n would notice, so we lit fire to it to hide the evidence
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> .. and make it look like it was an accident.
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#55
poor newcomer
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#56
[Image: ve4403.jpg]
stop being active !
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#57
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connected: |Pro|luap4000
Xu|Orynge: watch it |Pro|, you clan has been reported for hacking
player |Pro|luap4000 disconnected
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#58
ROTFLMMFAOOL @ Francois

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[17:06:23] <Lightning> Say Jokerstar, how's your chair?
[17:06:40] <Jokerstar> red and black
[17:07:18] <Jokerstar> confortable and happy cuz it can touchs my ass
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#59
(08 Jul 10, 11:50AM)THESOUNDOFRAP Wrote: [...] since the Forums got E-raced .
Who won the e-race?
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#60
(08 Jul 10, 06:54PM)jamz Wrote: I force all the kids at school to use IE because I hate them and wish them all a slow death; IE is the closest I can (legally) get to fulfilling this.
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