AssaultCube Jokes
#61
There once was a Blind_man peeing in the wind, he said, "It's all coming back to me".
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#62
I bought this game for 18 Bukz off ebay, and then I realize that someone ripped it off. Why can't that guy makKE his own game and sell it. :)
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#63
I'm gonna start pronouncing "bucks" like "booooooks" from now on.
No way! That thing cost me like fifty boooooooooooks!
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#64
I pronoucne 'Bukz' like book-ts
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#65
vern: EXCELLENT FIRST POST!
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#66
D:
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#67
:D this thread is so funny xD
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#68
(10 Nov 10, 12:38PM)Gibstick Wrote: vern: EXCELLENT FIRST POST!
Agreed, that's how ya do it!
After so many noobs and spam-bots, that was refreshing.
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#69
Q: Which AC player is most desired by veterinarian clinics?
A: X-Ray_Dog

Q: ... paulmuaddibKA ... ?
A: Gesundheit.

Q: Why is it better to slash someone's tires than simply drain the air out of them?
A: You get two frags that way.

Q: What is both cute and scary?
A: Undead babies.
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#70
(05 Sep 10, 11:00PM)V-Man Wrote: What did Bukz say when he got shot?
$arg1
+1
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#71
grave dig ftw.
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#72
Bullpup: Knock Knock

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#73
Q: How do you call a guy using a speedhack?
A: Cheetah.

Ohh boy, this one never gets old...
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