AssaultCube Jokes

[ikljo]

There once was a Blind_man peeing in the wind, he said, "It's all coming back to me".

[vern]

I bought this game for 18 Bukz off ebay, and then I realize that someone ripped it off. Why can't that guy makKE his own game and sell it. :)

[V-Man]

I'm gonna start pronouncing "bucks" like "booooooks" from now on.
No way! That thing cost me like fifty boooooooooooks!

[JMM]

I pronoucne 'Bukz' like book-ts

[Gibstick]

vern: EXCELLENT FIRST POST!

[Bukz]

D:

[Sp33dy*]

:D this thread is so funny xD

[V-Man]

vern: EXCELLENT FIRST POST!

Agreed, that's how ya do it!
After so many noobs and spam-bots, that was refreshing.

[V-Man]

Q: Which AC player is most desired by veterinarian clinics?
A: X-Ray_Dog

Q: ... paulmuaddibKA ... ?
A: Gesundheit.

Q: Why is it better to slash someone's tires than simply drain the air out of them?
A: You get two frags that way.

Q: What is both cute and scary?
A: Undead babies.

[Link]

What did Bukz say when he got shot?
$arg1

+1

[Xenon]

grave dig ftw.

[Bullpup]

Bullpup: Knock Knock

devs:

[ElCrema]

Q: How do you call a guy using a speedhack?
A: Cheetah.

Ohh boy, this one never gets old...