AC Rappin Role Play!
#1
Holdin the mic is yo homeboy Lat
Teabaggin yo remains after yo head goes splat
On the ground the chunky gibs linger
A result of my happy little trigger finger

You respawn all dazed and confused
Head ringin and yo body is bruised
Cower in yo base as yo world spins around
Ringing in yo ears and you can't hear a sound

Muster your strength and drag your feet across the sand
Holding your rifle with your two left hands
A blurred motion in your peripherals, you become hysterical
your cries are so poetic that they almost sound lyrical

You tremble in the thought that it's all ending
Already making peace with death impending
You look up to me praying to the gods of AC
Hoping for a visit from the angel of mercy

I raise my gun and you flinch in vain
Wanna seal your fate but then I abstain
Take this as a lesson from yours truly
Or you'll wish like hell you never knew me

Your head's a clip short of a loaded rifle
If you challenge me then you're bound to stifle
Choking on your words like a shell in your throat
pumped so full smoke you begin to float

A lack of oxygen confuses your head
You began to stand up but you fainted instead
A dream of me in my cemetery, you're such a visionary
Too bad you had the vision in bed

You hastily deny the The God of AC
I could see it in your eyes that you knew it was me
You don't know your God and it's a travesty
It means you dozed off before you met your majesty

I'm the one and only generation
Your claim of skill is such an abomination
You'll someday understand the truth, but until then
Tuck yourself in and leave the fraggin to the real men
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#2
v63
Amen
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#3
Query:
Define; "Rappin"
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#4
Awesome! Can anyone beat that?
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#5
this is a poem
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#6
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#7
(16 Aug 12, 05:12PM)Lateralus Wrote: ...Teabaggin yo remains after yo head goes splat...

Challenge accepted ;)
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#8
(21 Aug 12, 07:41AM)#M|A#Wolf Wrote: this is a poem
I somewhat concur with this.
But, it can be argued that rap is a style of poetry.
Go go MorganKell!
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#9
I don't know if its drugs you're doing
or drugs you need to be doing

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  1. for the money
  2. for the show
  3. to get ready
  4. go cat go
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#10
(21 Aug 12, 05:19PM)Bullpup Wrote: [Image: ojz7J.jpg]
you didn't do the meme right.
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#11
Yo this is Andrez the real MC
I'm gonna whip your fat ass in AC
Complex, mines, douze or shine
It really doesn't matter, just don't whine

About your crappy skills
No need for powder or pills
To make you feel so ill
Calm down and chill

You noob, you runt
Little disgruntled c*nt
You use your shotgun?
Well, lemme have some fun

I pick this nade and throw it thru your ass
BOOM! You're now a flappy carcass
Gibs, debris, dead meat and bones
I still can hear your fucking moans

I'll make you suffer the pain of hell
Don't look for the package in the well
It's pointless, it's gonna be full of blood
Don't mess with me, I'm Andrez, dude!

Seriously, I don't have any freaking idea of what's this, lol.
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#12
Andrez, its just awesome XD
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#13
Nice.
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#14
(22 Aug 12, 01:44AM)Andrez Wrote: Yo this is Andrez the real MC
I'm gonna whip your fat ass in AC
Complex, mines, douze or shine
It really doesn't matter, just don't whine

About your crappy skills
No need for powder or pills
To make you feel so ill
Calm down and chill

You noob, you runt
Little disgruntled c*nt
You use your shotgun?
Well, lemme have some fun

I pick this nade and throw it thru your ass
BOOM! You're now a flappy carcass
Gibs, debris, dead meat and bones
I still can hear your fucking moans

I'll make you suffer the pain of hell
Don't look for the package in the well
It's pointless, it's gonna be full of blood
Don't mess with me, I'm Andrez, dude!

Seriously, I don't have any freaking idea of what's this, lol.

when am i going to see you do this in ac? :) i wanna be first row pl0x
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#15
meme your own bigness

what rhymes with orange?
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#16
(22 Aug 12, 09:40PM)Bullpup Wrote: ...what rhymes with orange?

Losenge
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#17
(22 Aug 12, 09:40PM)Bullpup Wrote: what rhymes with orange?
Orynge
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