Quotes from QDB.us

[Andrez]

Post your favourites......

http://www.qdb.us/305950
http://www.qdb.us/306066
http://www.qdb.us/303402

EPIC WIN
http://www.qdb.us/303898

[ExodusS]

<AndrewBC> "Your password is incorrect"

[Dementium4ever]

Hehe, "This guy is having a wank" xD
So..the first one.

[#M|A#Wolf]

http://www.qdb.us/300988
http://www.qdb.us/78919
http://www.qdb.us/294500
http://www.qdb.us/304344
http://www.qdb.us/302132

Very nice quotes in that website!

[Cemer]

http://www.qdb.us/12283

[Luc@s]

http://www.qdb.us/197259

probably a bunch of fakes btw

[titiPT]

#48894 (11552/15594) ↑Funny ↓Not πOld
<@cripwalker> my girlfriend is so fucking cool.
<@cripwalker> we were arguing in IM last night about techtv being lame since g4 took over.
<@cripwalker> she thinks its better now that theres more "pretty" people on it.
<@cripwalker> that filter girl is, like, her idol.
<@cripwalker> anyway, i wasn't giving up. i really believe that channel to be a lost cause, now.
<@cripwalker> so she says to me "i'm gonna come over there and beat some sense in to you"
<@cripwalker> then she logs out.
<@cripwalker> about 10 minutes later, she pulls up in her car, runs into the house, walks in like she owns the damned place, and punches me hard as hell in the arm. no hello, or nothing.
<@cripwalker> then she leaves. didn't even say goodbye. i was totally speechless.
<@cripwalker> sure enough, 10 minutes later she logs back on.
<@cripwalker> she says "i knew you'd see things my way."
<@cripwalker> then she asks if she can come over to watch tv...
<@cripwalker> i'm sooo gonna marry her!

This deserved to be posted.

Edit: http://www.qdb.us/203271 <-- This made me rofl irl

[ExodusS]

we already have AC quote thread :p
and it's not empty

[#M|A#Wolf]

we already have AC quote thread :p
and it's not empty

Ye, but those quotes are from IRC/in-game. These are just IRC quotes from random people that upload them.

[jAcKRoCk*]

Simba!... Hahahahahaha omg I have to do that xD

#64822
[DAY] Trinexx: I saw the most awesome Windows error today: "A malicious program has attempted to shut down Windows. As a precaution, Windows was shut down."

[Cemer]

Simba!... Hahahahahaha omg I have to do that xD

#64822
[DAY] Trinexx: I saw the most awesome Windows error today: "A malicious program has attempted to shut down Windows. As a precaution, Windows was shut down."

Gotta love Windows

[DES|Anderson]

While installing new hardware my computer said;

"Please install Windows Vista Sp1 or better"

So I installed Linux...

[Cemer]

While installing new hardware my computer said;

"Please install Windows Vista Sp1 or better"

So I installed Linux...

LOL

[V-Man]

That's not funny, that's life.

ok ok a little funny.

[hamolton]

bash.org has gobs of good ones
http://bash.org/?top

[ExodusS]

<%Segosa> ooh error message "no more espace disk, delete windows?"

[Andrez]

This is the best I have ever seen so far...

http://www.qdb.us/300794

[jAcKRoCk*]

[SELECT ALL] Code:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

This one it's EPIC

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

[Lantry]

I've noticed that most of the one-liners are copied straight from TFLN, MLIA, and sites like that. I have also noticed a few that are just reenactments of jokes that I have heard before. Not saying they aren't funny, just trying to stay cynical.

[#M|A#Wolf]

I've noticed that most of the one-liners are copied straight from TFLN, MLIA, and sites like that. I have also noticed a few that are just reenactments of jokes that I have heard before. Not saying they aren't funny, just trying to stay cynical.