AssaultCube Jokes

AssaultCube Jokes

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05 Sep 10, 11:00PM

I hereby begin the AssaultCube jokes and puns thread. Corny jokes welcome and sometimes even encouraged.

What do cows and cool people have in common?
They all love a salt cube!

Why was flowtron upset?
Because Brahma kept MakkE-ing fun of him!

Why couldn't eihrul find the new idents?
Because they got dumped down the driAn!

Why did Apollo purchase an Alpaca from one of the devs' mothers?
To relieve the Brahma mama llama drama.

What did Bukz say when he got shot?
$arg1

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AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 05 Sep 10, 11:00PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Carnifex - 06 Sep 10, 06:35AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Syntax - 06 Sep 10, 11:10AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Andrez - 06 Sep 10, 12:13PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by ExodusS - 06 Sep 10, 12:28PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 06 Sep 10, 01:12PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Gibstick - 06 Sep 10, 01:13PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Carnifex - 06 Sep 10, 01:19PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by MusicMan10 - 06 Sep 10, 05:40PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Undead - 06 Sep 10, 09:26PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 06 Sep 10, 10:58PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by DrauL - 07 Sep 10, 01:58AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Gibstick - 07 Sep 10, 02:28AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 07 Sep 10, 07:13AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by samsattF - 07 Sep 10, 01:12PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Na!L_GuN - 07 Sep 10, 01:55PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by JMM - 07 Sep 10, 01:31PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 07 Sep 10, 08:14PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by samsattF - 07 Sep 10, 09:30PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 08 Sep 10, 07:41AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Mael - 14 Oct 10, 07:32PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Ronald_Reagan - 08 Sep 10, 06:58PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by JMM - 08 Sep 10, 11:49PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Ronald_Reagan - 08 Sep 10, 11:57PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by #M|A#Wolf - 09 Sep 10, 01:08AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by LaNterN - 09 Sep 10, 01:09AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 09 Sep 10, 03:48AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by JMM - 09 Sep 10, 08:40AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by 0botulismus - 09 Sep 10, 12:03PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Panda - 09 Sep 10, 12:17PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Ronald_Reagan - 11 Sep 10, 01:05AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by samsattF - 11 Sep 10, 01:44AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 14 Oct 10, 04:13PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Bl00D_Splat - 16 Oct 10, 09:12AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by SuperSniper - 18 Oct 10, 05:22PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by JMM - 18 Oct 10, 10:38PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Syntax - 25 Oct 10, 01:29PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by GunZ|Maj.Hillis - 21 Oct 10, 06:19PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by JMM - 21 Oct 10, 09:56PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 21 Oct 10, 07:06PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by RandumKiwi - 21 Oct 10, 10:14PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Ronald_Reagan - 22 Oct 10, 01:14AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Brett - 25 Oct 10, 11:34PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by 610|Zac - 30 Oct 10, 10:57PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by castiel - 25 Oct 10, 11:48PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Emoposer - 26 Oct 10, 06:13AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by MorganKell - 26 Oct 10, 06:59AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by RandumKiwi - 26 Oct 10, 07:36AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Emoposer - 26 Oct 10, 05:50PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by #M|A#Wolf - 27 Oct 10, 02:49AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by titiPT - 27 Oct 10, 08:18PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Zarjio - 27 Oct 10, 10:30PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 28 Oct 10, 07:12AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by JMM - 28 Oct 10, 11:21AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by titiPT - 28 Oct 10, 06:13PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Huntsman - 28 Oct 10, 09:28PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Quorthon - 28 Oct 10, 11:58PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 29 Oct 10, 07:06AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Dreamer - 29 Oct 10, 04:01PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by |ELITE|00 - 31 Oct 10, 02:02AM

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RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by vern - 10 Nov 10, 04:32AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 10 Nov 10, 04:49AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by JMM - 10 Nov 10, 07:41AM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Gibstick - 10 Nov 10, 12:38PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 10 Nov 10, 03:17PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Bukz - 10 Nov 10, 12:48PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Sp33dy* - 10 Nov 10, 02:37PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by V-Man - 16 Sep 12, 09:26PM

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RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Xenon - 18 Sep 12, 04:51PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by Bullpup - 18 Sep 12, 06:58PM

RE: AssaultCube Jokes - by ElCrema - 19 Sep 12, 03:33AM