The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

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<YHB|_> when the masterserver will reopen ?
<^Lightning^> NEver
<^Lightning^> Never*
<YHB|_> okay
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> When I stop sitting on it.
<YHB|_> ....
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> I sat on it, and it's all crushed and broken and stuff.
<YHB|_> ..........
<YHB|_> i don't know what is the problem...?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> also, I may have had some kerosene in my pocket, and somehow the damn thing just caught fire
<YHB|_> xD
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> ... kerosene caught fire all over the MS
<YHB|_> i don't know what is the problem...?
<YHB|_> (whit the MS) xD
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> The problem is, the master server, is burnt to a crisp.
<YHB|_> ..............?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> someone lit fire to it
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> ... it happened during a really big party
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> brahma was being careless and bumped it over
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> and we got all scared that flowtr0n would notice, so we lit fire to it to hide the evidence
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> .. and make it look like it was an accident.

just because i can, im saying the truth: i wet my self laughing. randumkiwi, your on my server whitelist now. XD you have the best quotes XD XD