The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube

[vern]

were rudely interrupted by Impakt'd, running into the ER, claiming to have just been probed by Draul and Eleven.

Impakt'd: OMG, help me, I cant control my bowels
Doctor: let me see
Impakt'd: see, its all big and red
vern: wow, worse than mine
Frogulis: I've seen worse
Doctor: why is there a ferret... ahh never mind
vern: that ferret needs a bath \:D