Win32 Exception on New Netbook

[gamingwithnetbooks]

I recently bought an Atom N2600 netbook for ultraportable productivity, but mostly for gaming (please, no trolling about how netbooks suck). I immediately installed AssaultCube, hoping to spend many hours shooting bots on long trips. :) Problem is, AC crashes right before the setup menu appears. I can get to the loading screen just fine, and I can see which map is being loaded, but after that, I get a 'Win32 Exception: 0xc0000005' every time. The following bracketed address changes with each occurence. I have no idea what this means, and I'm hoping one of you can help me out.