AC home made weapons statistics modifications

[[SODA]___ME___]

Arrows, Flame thrower, Grenade launcher, Boxing gloves, Lawn mower, Broken beer bottle, Axe, Tire iron, Whip, Chain saw, Plasma gun, a Pen (you know the saying...), a Brick, Spears, Swords, Taser (or is it tazer), Bowling ball, a huge hammer of death, a tree branch, Pepper spray, Tofu, Anvil, Dynamite, Disintegration ray, Swans (yes they have killed humans before), Rabid dog, Pencil eraser (need to erase all of the player to kill them), Pipe wrench

good luck finding a balance with all that stuff.