06 Apr 11, 07:57AM
this probably belongs in offtopic.
So i stayed at a friends, and we got drunk. His girlfriend was over and this other girl that likes him was there as well. So we got home (luckily) and his mom opened the door. She yelled at my friend "what the fuck is wrong with you two?" so he tripped and fell, and she looked at me. I löked at her and replied "im not gonna lie, were fuuuuucked up!". My friend gets up and tried running only to face plant it in the wall.
I couldnt stop laughing. Oh and the girls gave us a strip show.
Anyways... Whats your best drunk story?
So i stayed at a friends, and we got drunk. His girlfriend was over and this other girl that likes him was there as well. So we got home (luckily) and his mom opened the door. She yelled at my friend "what the fuck is wrong with you two?" so he tripped and fell, and she looked at me. I löked at her and replied "im not gonna lie, were fuuuuucked up!". My friend gets up and tried running only to face plant it in the wall.
I couldnt stop laughing. Oh and the girls gave us a strip show.
Anyways... Whats your best drunk story?