27 May 12, 11:50PM
I was on a golf course, a GIANT Wild Turkey, just below my height(I'm 6 feet tall) starts walking my way. It finally gets too close for comfort, so I walk backwards slowly. It speeds up. I turn around and start walking faster. It starts running. I start running. 300 yards later down the fairway, I run out of energy since I'm carrying the heavy bag full of clubs too, turn around and start swinging a club at it until it ran away.