22 Apr 12, 03:52PM
A woman saves up to buy a parrot. When she takes it home, it bites her. This happens every day until the lady gets really annoyed at the parrot and sticks him in the freezer. Half an hour later, she feels bad about it and puts it into the microwave on "thaw."
Thirty seconds later, she takes him out and he starts talking to her.
He says: "I know why you did that to me and I apologize for my behavior."
She says that she is glad to hear that.
He says: "I just have one question."
"Fire away."
"What did the chicken do?"
Thirty seconds later, she takes him out and he starts talking to her.
He says: "I know why you did that to me and I apologize for my behavior."
She says that she is glad to hear that.
He says: "I just have one question."
"Fire away."
"What did the chicken do?"