20 Dec 11, 06:13PM
This was ment to go somewhere else but it fits better here...
"What up, y'all ***** asses? Joseph of Arimithea speaking. I bet you've all heard about Christmas, and what it's all about, how Jesus was born and laid in a manger, and then went on to save everyone from sin and death. Everyone knows this is bullshit, but not many know the REAL STORY.
One day about 2,000 years ago I walked into the talent office at the Bethlehem Hotel and said to the Showbiz Jew, 'Have I got an act for you!' So the Showbiz Jew says 'What is it?'
'Well, it's a family act. I come onto the stage with my young nephew, John the Baptist. He pours some water on my head ************** *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
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—Jesus' Baby Daddy
"What up, y'all ***** asses? Joseph of Arimithea speaking. I bet you've all heard about Christmas, and what it's all about, how Jesus was born and laid in a manger, and then went on to save everyone from sin and death. Everyone knows this is bullshit, but not many know the REAL STORY.
One day about 2,000 years ago I walked into the talent office at the Bethlehem Hotel and said to the Showbiz Jew, 'Have I got an act for you!' So the Showbiz Jew says 'What is it?'
'Well, it's a family act. I come onto the stage with my young nephew, John the Baptist. He pours some water on my head ************** *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
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—Jesus' Baby Daddy