03 Dec 11, 12:01PM
Dropped a ~42" CRT TV on my toe.
A friend threw a large, sharp rock off a bridge and hit me with it. Corner entered the back of my leg and came out the front.
Crashed my bike down a hill at 28mph, landed on my arm on a storm grate. Bike hasn't worked properly since.
Jumped off a bed and hit my head on an old radiator.
Kicked the corner of a wall with no shoes on.
Dropped a small airplane wing on my own fingers.
And earlier today I bit my tongue so hard I drew blood.
All that and I've never broken a single bone, not even a crack.
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A friend threw a large, sharp rock off a bridge and hit me with it. Corner entered the back of my leg and came out the front.
Crashed my bike down a hill at 28mph, landed on my arm on a storm grate. Bike hasn't worked properly since.
Jumped off a bed and hit my head on an old radiator.
Kicked the corner of a wall with no shoes on.
Dropped a small airplane wing on my own fingers.
And earlier today I bit my tongue so hard I drew blood.
All that and I've never broken a single bone, not even a crack.