What is the worst injury you have ever had?

[Andrez]

Oh well, I was 14 or 15, and an evening, while hanging around with my friends, we stopped by a playground in front of a church (we were drunk enough to have fun with that stuff). Since I saw my best friend swinging himself around a pipe, I wanted to do the same, but when he pushed me I couldn't hold myself on the pipe and I flew like 3 meters away. I broke an arm (most painful shit ever), a rib and my eye became black, but damn, I had so much fun that night.

Needless to say my mom still thinks and knows I just fell from stairs.