What are some of your hobbies?
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(01 Dec 11, 10:41AM)kingCHUBBY Wrote: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

LOL! thats actually quite funny, good luck to you chubby and may the best candy win...
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RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Vermi - 01 Dec 11, 08:01AM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by V-Man - 01 Dec 11, 12:28PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Orynge - 01 Dec 11, 10:57AM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by titiPT - 01 Dec 11, 11:06AM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by SKB - 01 Dec 11, 11:47AM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Fate - 01 Dec 11, 01:05PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Andrez - 01 Dec 11, 02:01PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Medusa - 01 Dec 11, 02:55PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by V-Man - 02 Dec 11, 12:49PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by DES|Anderson - 01 Dec 11, 08:27PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by SiL3nT - 01 Dec 11, 09:07PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Jason - 01 Dec 11, 09:45PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by titiPT - 01 Dec 11, 11:29PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by yamasoshi - 05 Dec 11, 07:02AM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Andrez - 05 Dec 11, 05:44PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by SKB - 05 Dec 11, 06:02PM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Vermi - 05 Dec 11, 07:36AM
RE: What are some of your hobbies? - by Murmer - 11 Dec 11, 08:47PM