Hello everyone! New player here!

[CaptainAhab]

I just do not believe you're new here, that's it.

I haven't the faintest idea why. Was it my question?

That could be asked about any game. The only reason I asked was because, assuming that people who post on these forums do so because they like this game, figured that there must be some reason why this game delivers the enjoyment that it, apparently, does for many. That's all.

Trust me, I am definitely new here. ;)

It is like asking on college tours: "What brought you to ___________ during your college admissions process? What about _________ most appealed to you initially, and what still does?"

The other responses by other users were more of what I was looking for/expecting. Not attempting to criticize you personally, Cleaner; just trying to provide further clarification. :)