We the jury, After pretending to review the evidence, and hilarious deliberation, do find the defendant, Bukz "Books" Martinez, on the offenses of three counts of nubbin it up, six counts of apples, and one count of 5p33dh4x0r1ng as follows:
guilty/not guilty (circle one)
Pursuant to the Federal Death Penalty Act of 2013, appearing in 18 United States
Code Sections 3591 to 3596 and the special findings of the jury returned on April 31, 1601,
and the jury's unanimous vote recommending that the defendant shall be sentenced
to death, it is the judgment of the Court that the defendant, Bukz "Tits McGee" Boookz,
is sentenced to play a 24 hour round of CTF/Douze, while using only the shotgun, on each of the 11 counts of the indictment.
guilty/not guilty (circle one)
Pursuant to the Federal Death Penalty Act of 2013, appearing in 18 United States
Code Sections 3591 to 3596 and the special findings of the jury returned on April 31, 1601,
and the jury's unanimous vote recommending that the defendant shall be sentenced
to death, it is the judgment of the Court that the defendant, Bukz "Tits McGee" Boookz,
is sentenced to play a 24 hour round of CTF/Douze, while using only the shotgun, on each of the 11 counts of the indictment.