Really, Really Bad Scripts

[Cactus]

I wrote this "n00b's autoexec" a few months ago.

Code:

bind "EQUALS" [votemap 11 ac_desert] bind "BACKSPACE" [loop i 3 [say "Drop flag pl0x"]] exec config\List_of_Counter_Strike_Features.cfg alias counterstrikealias [at [$List_of_Counter_Strike_Features] (rnd (500))] bind "Q" [say "This game should have ($counterstrikealias)"] bind "W" [forward; name unarmed] bind "E" [say "dude your hacking"] // Misspelling intentional. bind "R" [sleep 5000 [reload]] bind "T" [say "how do you change wepons?????"] // Misspelling intentional. bind "MOUSE2" [quicknadethrow; onrelease [suicide]] bind "CAPSLOCK" [crouch] alias sbconnect [(connect $arg1 $arg2); (sleep 2000 [disconnect])] fov 75 bind "P" [shuffleteams]

Hahahahaha that is fantastic!