Dear Tipper & Co.,
On behalf of the development team of the game known as "AssaultCube", I regret to inform you that your claim for compensation in the form of beer and cookies has been denied. The development team have yet to receive any sort of payment of the aforementioned (or any other) kind for your use of their forums. In addition, the beer supply has been greatly lowered by the recent addition of several new members to the development team, as makkE has insisted on having an enormous party for each one, and the cookie supply has been lowered due to V-man acquiring a habit of stealing cookies from the development team's cookie jar in order to fund his CubeScript addiction.
We hope that you understand our reasons for denying your claim, and will refrain from making similar requests in the future.
Thank you,
Messrs Geldsnatch, Geldsnatch and Blubberclutch
On behalf of the development team of the game known as "AssaultCube", I regret to inform you that your claim for compensation in the form of beer and cookies has been denied. The development team have yet to receive any sort of payment of the aforementioned (or any other) kind for your use of their forums. In addition, the beer supply has been greatly lowered by the recent addition of several new members to the development team, as makkE has insisted on having an enormous party for each one, and the cookie supply has been lowered due to V-man acquiring a habit of stealing cookies from the development team's cookie jar in order to fund his CubeScript addiction.
We hope that you understand our reasons for denying your claim, and will refrain from making similar requests in the future.
Thank you,
Messrs Geldsnatch, Geldsnatch and Blubberclutch